21 episodes

What started as one mans dream to become a radio personality, is now a podcast attempting to bring you thought provoking commentary in a terribly organized art form

Dont Embarrass Yourself Malcolm Xavier

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 37 Ratings

What started as one mans dream to become a radio personality, is now a podcast attempting to bring you thought provoking commentary in a terribly organized art form

    I Wanna Hop Out The Bushes

    I Wanna Hop Out The Bushes

    Malcolm, Josh, & Lou open the unofficial Season 2 to discuss getting jumped on accident, a woman who frequently cheats on her husband w/ 3somes, a college university losing a basketball game by 141 points, Josh’s desire to hide in the bushes to ambush people, and we play Hood You Rather
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    • 1 hr 8 min
    What Are You Gonna Do With Your Elephant?

    What Are You Gonna Do With Your Elephant?

    Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss another meme about cards declining, what it would mean to be titled the worst gay man ever, a man not knowing that showers had hot water, people getting fiberglass in their eye, and a woman being asked a weird question about an elephant on her job application 
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    • 1 hr 1 min
    Can You Afford This Heart Transplant?

    Can You Afford This Heart Transplant?

    Malcolm & Lou discuss a hypothetical scenario of a black person needing to say “i have black friends” when saying the N-word, play another round of Hood You Rather, hospitals undoing their treatment for people who cant pay, eating the food of someone who was in an accident, and KFC sending someone a rejection email full of chicken puns
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    • 40 min
    Could You Work At A Slavery Themed Restaurant?

    Could You Work At A Slavery Themed Restaurant?

    Malcolm & Lou discuss a woman’s wedding ring failing a diamond test at a basketball game, men who have undergone height surgery having their knees “blow out”, a woman being kicked out of her church for wanting a divorce, Malcolm’s thought process if he had been the one to assassinate JFK, the thought process of women who put their kids up for adoption, and then play Hood You Rather



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    • 51 min
    Wedding Gauntlet

    Wedding Gauntlet

    Malcolm & Lou discuss Disney security being extra, proposing at other people’s wedding,a woman canceling her birthday because her friend was dressed too nice, a queen sacrificing her relatives, and play Would You Rather

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    Malcolm @Silk_Gawd
    Lou ​⁠​⁠ 

    Also Subscribe to our cousin podcast Freecs n Geecs, (available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, & iHeart Radio)
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    • 49 min
    Would You Help During A Bank Robbery?

    Would You Help During A Bank Robbery?

    Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss a woman soft launching her man on social media AFTER they already got married, Malcolm has an issue with a commercial about cleft lips and admits to being on the side of criminals during bank robbery, also Lou thinks women shouldnt hide their boyfriends on social media & Malcolm announces the pod has TWO “cousin podcasts”…
    *Freecs & Geecs (available on Spotify, iHeart Radio, Amazon Music & Apple Podcast)
    *Its A Working Title (coming soon)

    Find Us On Instagram
    Malcolm @Silk_Gawd
    Bryan @BeeTwoTimes
    Lou @SkipToMyLouTube


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Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
37 Ratings

37 Ratings

DTwil ,

Greatness

Please bring back all the old episodes.

JayyPink ,

Top tier

I adore the pure ignorance.

Tsunami975 ,

Need more stars!

BlackstarG_D_k: I have listen to all the seasons atleast twice and I still laugh no matter how many times I hear them . Straight gold and can’t wait for the next eps. Continue to be amazing

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