Funny on Paper is a comedic reading series where today’s best comedians and humor writers read their original work. Hosted by Liz Galvao.
Bring it On, Bird-Watching, & But You're Just a Hole (LIVE at The Ruby 7.26.19)
On this show:
Liz Galvao, “I Believe That Marriage Should Be Between A Man, A Woman, And His Mentally Ill Wife Who Lives in the Attic”
Hallie Bateman, “The Time I Went Birding”
Kylie Anderson, “Aww! This Inspiring Couple Is Still Living Together Even Though It Hasn’t Once Been Anything Like the Toothbrushing Scene From Bring it On”
Lisa Laureta, “But You’re Just a Hole”
Kat Ahn, “Ode to My Old Boss” + “Starbucks Rap”
Tiffany Aleman, “Half-Mexican Woman Hires A Biology Professor To Explain Genetics And Phenotypes To Her White Friends” + “White Dude With Dreads Furious About Not Getting Pulled Over By Cops”
DJ Khaled vs. Count Chocula, Murder, & Titanic Fans (LIVE at the Ruby 6.28.19)
Hear more of L.A.’s best humor writers and comedians reading their original work!
On this show:
Liz Galvao, “10 Ways I Will Be Murdered”
Mayur Chauhan, “9-1-1 Operator Who's the Biggest Fan of the movie Titanic”
Sarah White, “My (Personal) Worst Nightmare”
Megan Schwartz, “Dear Parents of Hogwarts Students: We’ve Improved!” + “Which Makes More Sense: Count Chocula or the Things DJ Khaled Yells?”
Meena Ramamurthy, "If You Want to Start a War..."
Ginny Hogan, “Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together” + “We’re SO Old”
Feminist Jason Voorhees, Reparations Uncle, & Non-Fat Yogurt (LIVE at the UCB NY 6.5.19)
Hear some of New York's best humor writers and comedians read their original work!
On today's show:
Liz Galvao, “The Credit Card Application That I, Liz Galvao, Specifically, Should Have to Fill Out”
Caitlin Kunkel, “Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman in Your 30s?”
Johnathan Appel, “I'm Friday the 13th's Jason Voorhees. I've Been Reading Feminist Theory And I Won't Be Killing Any Over-Sexualized Teenagers This Summer”
Jiji Lee, “What Should I Watch on Netflix?”
Charu Sinha, “I’m a Woman in a Non-Fat Yogurt Commercial”
Eric Schwartau, “My/Our Generation” + “I Want a New Apartment”
Liz Galvao, “Your Drunk College Roommate, or the Toddler She Has 10 Years Later?”
Taylor Garron, “3 Simple Cocktails to Enjoy Before Drunkenly Discussing Your Childhood Traumas With a Stranger” + “I Don’t Want a Sugar Daddy, I Want a Reparations Uncle”
Woke Middle Schoolers, Fuckbois, & English Blokes (LIVE from the Ruby 5.24.19)
Join us for another hilarious show with today's best comedians and humor writers! On today's show:
Liz Galvao: “I Need a Vacation From My Vacation! So I Abandoned My Family Forever.”
Kat Curtis, “5 Steps to Forgetting Your Fuckboi”
Eshaana Sheth, “Just An English Bloke on Holiday”
Sally Miller, “Honest College Alumni Profiles”
Nat Torres, “Things I Wish Were Illegal for White People To Do”
Ryan Hynes, “For Every Initiation Fee You Pay Today We'll Send an Initiation Fee to a Child in Need” + “What I Can Only Imagine Middle Schoolers Write in Yearbooks Now”
Mary Ashley Burton, “Do Away With That Privilege Guilt With These Adorable Accessories!”
Riots, Roaches, & Romanian Dukes (LIVE from the Ruby 4.26.19)
On this show:
Liz Galvao, “Trailer for ‘Dangerous Admissions,’ the Inevitable Movie About the College Cheating Scandal”
Lauren Lavin, “Why Rioting is the Next Big Self-Care Trend for Women” + “Report: 80% of Vegan Leather Jackets End Up in Landfills, on Cool Seagulls”
Yael Galena, “That’s Not My Name”
Brittany Van Horne, “I Am the World's Most Fuckable Conservative Wunderkind & I Demand Your Respect" + "I, a Rich Republican TV Pundit, am a Champion of the People, Enemy of the Elites”
Jimy Shah, “all the things I wish would happen to the woman in the Rav 4 with the 'BITE MEE' license plate who cut me off in the TJ parking lot”
Jake Michels, "Is he ghosting you? Or is his body just a shell for the spirit of a 9th-century Romanian Duke?”
Tahiti Arsulowicz, “Lessons from the Underworld”
Harry Potter, White Therapists, & Pegging (LIVE from the Ruby 3.30.19)
Join us for a hilarious show, as today's best humor writers and comedians share their original work:
Liz Galvao, “How to Hire a Nanny Who Won’t Steal Your Family and Murder You"
Robin Zlotnick, “More Wizard Facts We Wish J. K. Rowling Had Kept to Herself"
Heidi Lux, “My Nanny Shouldn't Have to Choose Between Her Family and Her Job Raising My Family”
Sara Ghaleb, “The Con Artist”
Jennifer Kim, “I Like My Men” and “A Fly’s Reincarnation”
Meena Ramamurthy, “Observations on Having a White Therapist”
Kate Schulman, “How to Peg Your Partner: A Step-by-Step Guide”
This podcast is so funny! Listening to written pieces read aloud adds a really exciting new dimension. Highly recommend!