Game of Thrones Abridged – Alt Schwift X

Never before has ACoK felt so short. In Mr Schwift’s hands ACoK can bring pleasure, joy and laughter.

Stoked you decided to pick back up with the abridged chapter eps. Discovered your content not long ago and I’ve been using it to temporarily satisfy my hunger to reread the series (again). Speaking of hunger — You should jump-start a segment called “A Crow For Feasts” where you dress up as a crow to chow on recipes from A Feast of Ice and Fire. Visuals? Pass! The bird costume is purely to get your head in the game. Just raw lossless audio of you being ravenous with each dish (like show canon Sandor Clegane hounding down rabbit stew near Fairmarket) as you rank how well each dish streams down your chin. Just food for thought. Cheers! FYI — If you’re rolling up in here like Bran Stark to leave a one-star review … [Ep 58: Sansa V, AGOT, 39:26-39:28]. Leaving a House Dayne sigil review on a decadent feast of episodes that are House Sunglass sigil entertainment is … [Ep 49: Jon VI, AGOT, 21:20-21:34]. And to that, I yield my time.

OMG IM SOO HAPPY UR BACK!!!

The amount of hours I have dedicated in my life listening to this podcast is ungodly.