Air Sign – The Twins – May 21 – June 20
The stoner Gemini is the social butterfly of the stoner Zodiac. No smoke circle is complete without this chatterbox keeping the conversation flowing while the bowl is puff puff passing. Just don’t expect them to hang around too long because they will quickly find another circle to chop-it-up with.
Passionate and intellectually curious, the stoner Twins find the most satisfaction with any high minded energetic strain of the sacred herb. Deep Indica strains capable of couchlock should be avoided by this stoner who is always on the move, both physically and mentally.
The Flower Power Sativa dominant hybrid strain is a perfect match for the busy multitasking stoner Gemini. Creative and communicative are excellent traits of these cosmic astronauts, and the herbs they smoke.
Gemini Stoner Horoscope June
Feel yourself stoner Gemini. Strength within will be buoyed by universal support in June. Let's go! You are a multifaceted soul traveling the terrestrial plane. This month will be a dance within this multifaceted nature.
Stock your stash jars with pure Sativa cannabis strains and Sativa hybrids to start the month. The celestial influence of the first half of June will be in support of creative Twin.
This influence will support both thinking and physical manifestation. Whoa bud, what if you manifest creative thought while producing creative art? Stoner mind blown.
After the first decade of June, cosmic support will shift to matters of an internal nature. Ease into more balanced hybrids at this stage to open up internal dialogue and seek fresh discoveries within.
June 14th marks a Super Full Moon. Stoner Gemini, the period after this Lunar event will be a time to pull back and heal. Pack your bowl with cannabis strains high in CBD for a few days to encourage this rest and recuperation.
After the 18th you will be ready to pack, light, rip, and exhale any desired strain you prefer. All of the prescriptions and efforts put into the beginning of the month will result in an outburst of social exhibition.
Feel yourself stoner Gemini. Nurtured internal work will turn into positive outward manifestations. What a wonderful world!
Gemini Stoner Horoscope May
This month, many of the stoner Zodiac will find themselves faced with that age old question: Should I work, or should I play? But you are not one of them stoner Gemini. You won’t have to waste any time worrying about which one to choose, May will be filled by plenty of both!
While grinding hard and keeping your groove going are both written in the stars, it will be up to you to maintain balance between both worlds. And in order to sustain this peaceful equilibrium throughout the month, the best advice I can offer my toking Twin is this: Keep the pipe at home.
The only way to ensure an upward trajectory in the workplace, and to enjoy lighthearted stoney time off the clock, is to keep them separate.
Stoner Gemini, when you’re on the job, remember it’s business time. Keep your mind haze-free, and your focus clearly on the tasks in front of you. And once you’re done with work for the day, light one up, and let any thoughts of business fade away with the smoke.
Whether you lean more toward the sweet stimulating Sativa, or usually indulge in the sticky calm-inducing Indica, you should keep your stash jars stocked with both throughout the month.
Whenever you feel like you’re running out of steam, seek out the inspirational vapors of an uplifting Sativa for a little pick-me-up. And when the weekend hits: Relax, rest, and rediscover your center with more grounding buds.
Stoner Gemini, it might sound strange to some that a person could smoke their way to success. But, as long as you make sure you match your sinsemilla selection with the appropriate situation, you will see gains in your career, and still get to spend plenty of time roasting great ganja with your best buds.
Gemini Stoner Horoscope April
Stoner Gemini, up to this point, it may feel like not much has happened for you this year. So far, you may not have seen the seeds planted at the New Year grow as much as you had hoped. But I’m here to tell you to take a deep breath, take a few stress relieving tokes of the marijuana smoke, and relax my terrestrial Twin.
It’s officially the first full month of Spring! You can expect to see your spiritual and financial gardens experience noticeable growth. Remember stoner Gemini, that when it comes to our plants and our plans, time spent in a vegetative state is just as important as when they start to bloom.
Sure, this period of slow growth may not be the most exciting, but it is crucial in creating a strong, healthy foundation. This incubation time is the groundwork for everything that follows; after all, the tallest trees only reach great heights if their roots run deep.
Stoner Gemini, the most substantial growth will be in the realm of work. As long as you maintain your ambitious momentum, your peers and the higher ups will notice your contributions to the team. At least for the first couple weeks it will be best to stay off the pipe when you’re on the clock.
This month, you want to keep your work-grind and your herbal-grind separate. So, save those sweet, sticky bowls to celebrate a good day’s work, instead of slowing down your brain at work.
My stoner Twin, April isn’t going to be all work and no play. Your time outside of the office will be as hazy as ever. You’re not the only sign of the stoner Zodiac who had a slow start to the year. Your cannabis companions are coming out of Winter hibernation, and ready to blaze up with you under the bright Spring sun.
Gemini Stoner Horoscope March
Stoner Gemini I warned that better days of the year were around the corner. The slow start to 2022 is over! Get ready to rip and roll your way into a stoney cosmic adventure.
The action influence from the universe comes hot and heavy like a glob slab slammed on a glowing nail. The New Moon on the 2nd will send cosmic waves of a shifting tide. Pack a celebratory bowl for one on this date to welcome the change with your personal cannabis guide.
These action items will manifest in the work sphere. Any passion projects or work tasks will get a boost from cosmic encouragement. The wonderful nature of this influence implies that kind feedback will occur as a direct result of your actions.
Yes stoner Gemini; the only risk you run of missing out is the danger of couchlock. Keep the stash jar loaded with energetic Sativa species to bring inspiration AND action to the forefront.
Ah my stoner Twin. It just wouldn't be a month worth remembering if you didn't have some sort of battle with the dual nature of life, and within yourself. As the month progresses there will be moments of trepidation and insecurity.
Toke a moment with the sacred herb to contemplate these situations before they get the best of you. Perhaps, all that is needed is a positive outlook to see any obstacle or dilemma as an opportunity or learning lesson.
These are the situations where a shared bowl with your close cannabis compadre might be the ear or sounding board needed to find the positive path.
Good luck stoner Gemini. There should be enough to do this month to keep you both busy!
Gemini Stoner Horoscope February
Stoner Gemini, how did you make it through the dual retrograde cycle last month? Did the magic of the sacred herb engage your super Twin power? Well here you are, ready to shred, pack, and light up another exciting month.
Be prepared stoner Gemini, entering February will be like hitting that wall of sweet smells from the sacred herb. You are in for a quick change of pace as the planets move on, and throw you into a different phase.
Keep smoke sessions light and airy. Don't dive in too deep at the beginning of the month. Feel the change of pace with your raw psyche. The cannabis strain does not matter, just make sure to consume just enough to get you where you want to go.
Once the beginning phase of the month is over, and you have caught your bud-loving bearings, you should feel like yourself again. Your sense of humor will return.; your ability to adapt and thrive within a social setting will come to the forefront. You may not have realized they were gone, but you will definitely feel them come back. I'll smoke to that!
Although the planetary motion will free stuck stash jars and ground joints, the new phase will bring a cooler to the work sphere and finances.
February will be the month to take it easy on the toking. Responsibility, accountability, and agility will be key. Pinchie bowls go with pinching pennies. Furthermore, a clear head may help you address some debt that is weighing you down.
The good news is that this potential tolerance break after the first six days of the month will be a breeze. With the adaptive and communicative gears grinding once again, you may hardly notice the absence of your cannabis copilot.
Gemini Stoner Horoscope January
My spiritually flexible stoner Gemini, the January time period will test all of your skills of adaptability! An easy task for the marijuana morphing Twin!
Puff puff pass on complex conundrums within smoke circle communications this month. Recognize that everything is changing within the dynamics of your canna-crew.
We've entered a new period of progress. Shared stories and smoke sessions of the past will not relate to current cannabis communion.
Toke time early in the month to stock the stash jar with various cannabis strains. Focus on flexibility with your sacred herbal medicine cabinet. The power of the sacred herb can support you in so many ways. Most importantly, the perspective enhancement of your third eye vision, as it relates to your cannabis companions, will be needed in the second Winter month.
Stoner Gemini, as you ride the energetic flow of the universe this month, use your cannabis copilot to see smoke squad dynamics with new eyes. Terrestrial communications will be changing, but you will be changing as well. Keep your third eye open to see the landscape from a higher perspective.
In the end, you are a flexible shape shifter stoner Gemini. With the guidance of the sacred herb, this period will be a fun lesson in communication and companionship within the smoke circle.