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Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast Harry Potter
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Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!
The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.
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Ep 123 - Deathly Hallows 1: Slitty Little Crevice
IT'S THE FINAL SEASONNNNNN...DUH NU NUUUUUH, DU NU NU NUHHHHH. Welcome to a shiny new GoW, we have a sexy new location, sexy new microphones, and sexy...jars full of teeth. We're chatting about memories of the last book, quaker oats, and peacocks. Also, does anyone know who the current prime minister is?
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Ep 122 - Half Blood Prince: Howlers
It's time for the episode where YOU lovely people get to yell at US! But you're all really lovely, turns out.
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Ep 121 - Half Blood Prince Film: I Laughed So Hard I Queefed
WE'RE BACK! After an unexpectedly long break, we're FINALLY back with the film episode! We're chatting about Argentina being in Europe, awkward laughing, Dumbledore giving Harry busy work, and laughing so hard one of us queefs. Classy.
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Ep. 120 - Half Blood Prince 30: Dumbledore's Poolside Funeral
Well hello again everyone. After 30 chapters we're finally at the end of Half Blood Prince, and what a journey it's been! In this episode we bash one of our favourite european nations - Germany! First we compliment their alcohol and cruely ruin it all by making jokes about German holiday-makers. We also discuss the Eras tour, how Hogwarts never runs their exams, and how book 6 is great because it isn't book 5 - enjoy!
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Ep 119 - Half Blood Prince 29: Hogwart’s Morgue
Ello ello ello. Join us as we drink Taylor Swift themed cocktails (shut up, haters) and chat about chapter 29 of the half blood prince. We discuss Dumbledore's reputation, mansplaining, and how Hogwarts definitely has a morgue.
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Ep 118 - Half Blood Prince 28: Real Wizards Wear Long-Johns
Hi Swifties! We *aren't* eating rotten shark, but we are eating and drinking many other Icelandic things! So join us as we discuss Neville being observant, the end of childhood, Snake's slutty little ankles, and how easy it is to kill babies.
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Customer Reviews
Sad I’ve caught up!
I’ve been binging your pod ever since you guested on Swish and Flick and I’m so sad I’ve finally caught up. What will I listen to while I wait for new episodes?? Thanks for being my British JKR hating Harry Potter friends I’ve always needed.
Blew me away 😭😍
Hi! I absolutely love your podcast! I recently finished binging every episode and now I’m basically in agonizing suspense for two weeks in between episodes 🥲 I know you always say that you are not relaxing but for some reason your voices (that I can never tell apart) always help me fall asleep. I got here from the gayly prophet and I absolutely love your guys approach to Harry Potter. As someone who has always been scared of what the future holds both of your views on life and the knowledge that these two 20-something drunks can make it through life has really helped me be more confident and comfortable with exploring my own options to making a life for myself. Thank you so much for putting more joy and Gilmore Girl references into the world 💜edit: I think that you guys would love Percy Jackson! It probably has been recommended to you before but i really do think you guys would like it. p.s. I like you two better than Neil p.p.s. I freaking love your Christmas episodes, especially thé fan fiction ones 😍
Can I listen to this whole podcast in a month and a half?
I started listening to this podcast like 2-3 weeks ago and my goal is to finish the entire podcast up until your current uploads in the next like month currently im on episode 38. Also this podcast is absolutely amazing and like I’m not saying I should be on the podcast because I have some absolute amazing thoughts about Harry Potter but I am saying I should be on the podcast… like I have some great takes…