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Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!

The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.

Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast Harry Potter

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    • 4.7 • 218 Ratings

Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!

The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.

    Ep 97 - Half Blood Prince 8: Tubby Custard Love

    Ep 97 - Half Blood Prince 8: Tubby Custard Love

    ELLO ELLO! We drank Amortentia and we didn't fall in love! Hurray! In today's episode we're inventing amortentia drinks and chatting about patronuses, non-uniform day, and the ever-changing layout of the great hall.

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    • 59 min
    Ep 96 - Half Blood Prince 7: Possessed By A Seagull

    Ep 96 - Half Blood Prince 7: Possessed By A Seagull

    It's been months since we recorded, we are back and we're drinking tubby custard (or amaretto sours as it's also known). In this episode, we talk about chapter 7 of Half Blood Prince, with added eggs, Harry's incredible character growth (sometimes), how hot Blaise Zabini is and how much everyone dunks on Tonks.

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    • 1 hr 26 min
    Ep 95 - Half Blood Prince 6: Big Nose Sexy Man

    Ep 95 - Half Blood Prince 6: Big Nose Sexy Man

    We're back, and just us! In today's episode we're covering chapter 6 of HBP, and talking about the weird people we fancy, Hermione's parents, how we fall asleep tonight, and LOVE POTIONS!

    Content Warning: 57 minutes - rape

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    • 1 hr 30 min
    Ep 94 - Half Blood Prince 5 (Part 2): Harry’s Morning Wood ft. Flyte

    Ep 94 - Half Blood Prince 5 (Part 2): Harry’s Morning Wood ft. Flyte

    Hello and welcome back to another episode with Will & Nick from Flyte! We are *ridiculously* smashed in this episode, so slurring our way through the rest of chapter five, talking about Harry's boner, exam results, Fleur, and Mollywobbles.

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    • 1 hr
    Ep 93 - Half Blood Prince 5 (Part 1): Just Blow On It, You're A Wizard! ft. Flyte

    Ep 93 - Half Blood Prince 5 (Part 1): Just Blow On It, You're A Wizard! ft. Flyte

    Well Hey, Hi and Hello it's time for episode 93! In today's episode we're joined by the wonderful band Flyte to discuss a very small amount of Chapter 5 - An Excess of Phlegm. We discuss the word phlegm, Hermione's apparent lack of parents, really hot soup and get beautifully serenaded by Will and Nick.

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    • 1 hr 11 min
    Ep 92 - Half Blood Prince 4: Horace Slughorn Is In Your Walls

    Ep 92 - Half Blood Prince 4: Horace Slughorn Is In Your Walls

    WE HAVE SOME NEWS! And also...a new episode. Join us as we reveal what we've been teasing for *ages* and talk about Slughorn being everyone's racist uncle and what we'd do in a zombie apocalypse.
    Content Warning: SA 52:00-54:00
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    • 1 hr 21 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
218 Ratings

218 Ratings

ahhhhnarose ,

From Colorado with Love

I began listening to Hannah & Charlie after finding them on TikTok and it’s the best thing to happen in a long time. I recently went through a terrible breakup and filling the space up with their cheery British voices has made the last month or so truly bearable. It’s also quite funny because my puppy is named Charlie (also a girl - girl Charlie’s are the best!!!) so sometimes, I swear she hears them say “Charlie” and looks over at me. Harry Potter has been my favorite thing since I was 11 and my parents gave me the first book. I fall asleep every night to PoA on audiobooks - always starting at the Knight Bus chapter (not sure why, but those are my comfort chapters). I’ve binged my way from episode 1 to now and can honestly say their perspectives on the books have changed my own. I’ve begun to think more critically about the themes presented in Harry Potter, something I used to struggle with because I didn’t want to lose my childhood in a way. But what I love about Charlie & Hannah is that they’re able to hold both the love and adoration for these books along with an ability to discuss the general terf-ness of JKR. I also have to shout out Neil (sorry, loves) - his time travel episode is still my favorite of all time, maybe except for the one where Charlie talked about not wanting to survive the zombie apocalypse (because same - just take me out please!!!!). Thank you both for the time you’ve poured into this podcast and for making me literally laugh out loud more times than I can count.

ldshadowzside ,

One of my new favorite podcasts!

I found this podcast and haven’t listened to anything else since. It is SO good to here some new opinions about one of my favorite book series. I am almost through season 5, and STILL can’t tell them apart...
Definitely recommend to anyone looking for a new favorite podcast!

Quick idea for what to do after the books: plan out each episode of the Netflix tv show and go over it on the podcast!

-Abigail K

M F Luder ,

A true joy :)

When the first review I saw rated this pod 1 star and said not to listen unless you like man-hating feminists, I knew this was going to be my new fave. Charlie and Hannah, who I can now tell apart 99.9% of the time, are the ladies I love to spend time with nerding out. If you, like me, get frustrated with some other analyses completely missing huge plot points or not being at the same level of fan-obsessed, then this is the pod for you. Found them on tiktok going on about Norfolk and train track geography, and now they’re my hp guideposts. Love you ladies! And huge congrats on Leakycon!!

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