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Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast Harry Potter
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4.7 • 151 Ratings
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Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!
The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.
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Ep 61 - Order of the Phoenix 10 & 11: Umbridge's Femininity ft. #WizardTeam
Welcome back to another very special episode of Goblet of Wine! In today’s episode, we have the amazing Robyn and Bayana from #WizardTeam podcast and @blackgirlscreate. With the help of their much more insightful minds, we’re chatting about Neville, meeting Luna for the first time, Umbridge’s femininity, and how Hogwarts really needs Ofsted.
Twitter warnings:
1:11:55 rape TW
1:16:10 gun TW
Find Robyn & Bayana:
https://blackgirlscreate.org/
https://twitter.com/blkgirlscreate
https://www.instagram.com/blackgirlscreate/
Real House Students of Hogwarts - https://blackgirlscreate.org/2020/02/the-real-house-students-of-hogwarts-episode-1-2/
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Ep 60 - Order of the Phoenix 9: Luna Lovegood (or not)
Another Monday, another episode of Goblet of Wine! In today’s ep we’re making Luna Lovegood themed drinks…and managing not to actually get around to reading the chapter she’s introduced in. If you want to try to recreate our drinks, here’s the recipes;
Hannah’s:
2 parts passion fruit gin liquor
1 part elderflower gin
1 part lemon juice
drop of Angostura Bitters
Over ice with a bit of tonic water
Charlie’s:
Mythical unicorn gin
Aromatic tonic
Shaken over ice
Plum juice and slices of plum
Radish to garnish
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Ep 59 - Order of the Phoenix 7-8: Stalking & Getting Ghost by Celebrities
Lockdown 3 here we goooooo - we’re recording separately, AGAIN. And this time Charlie’s at her home in London so uh, enjoy the train ASMR! We’re talking about Hannah stalking Joanna Lumley, Charlie getting ghosted by Dylan Llewellyn, Charlie ghosting a podcast listener, Charlie loving trains, how we’re both secretly spies, oh and also some Harry Potter. ENJOY!
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Ep 58 - Order of the Phoenix 6: Really BIG Wand
Ola! In today's episode we're chatting about chapter 6 of the Order of the Phoenix, plus a huge long rant at the end about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. We're talking about Voldemort nuking people, the 'pure blood' claim making NO sense, and drinking more White Claw! Enjoy!
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Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: As wet as Dobbys sock
It's that festive time of year again and we're back with our Christmas Fanfiction challenge. We asked our patreons to submit prompts and then gave ourselves 10 minutes to write a festive fanfiction using a randomised character, place, object and spell! Expect chaos, gay stories, a worrying concoction of our past drinks and Aberforth's favourite goat. Oh and for some reason we thought we were sober when recording this ... spoiler warning: we weren't!
Merry Christmas everyone xxx
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Ep 57 - Order of the Phoenix 5: We Shotgunned White Claw
Hello, we're drinking WHITE CLAW!! Anddddd talking about chapter 5 of the Order of the Phoenix! And going on a few tangents. We're talking about how wild the OOTP probably is, wife swapping, mad eye moody being everyone's dad, Hermione being a pick me girl, and Molly's labour.
Merch
www.gobletofwine.co.uk
patreon.com/gobletofwine
Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod
Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast
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Tiktok @gobletofwinepod
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Totally obsessed. How have I lived my life so long without this podcast? Also, Mr. Diggory... I LOVE HIM! So much. Tears every time. Like sobbing ridiculous tears even though I have seen that scene a million times! I know I have so many more thoughts but I can’t remember. Must begin to take notes!
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