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Welcome to Goodnight Corporate America, the late night podcast that discusses all the absurdities of the 9 to 5 workday!Grab a glass of 'GOOD-GOOD,'  throw on your comfiest pajamas and join us as we share captivating stories of corporate chaos brought to you by  fellow anonymous "NINE-to-FIVERs," like yourselves! Wishing you all  'Sweet Dreams & 401K Wishes!'

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Welcome to Goodnight Corporate America, the late night podcast that discusses all the absurdities of the 9 to 5 workday!Grab a glass of 'GOOD-GOOD,'  throw on your comfiest pajamas and join us as we share captivating stories of corporate chaos brought to you by  fellow anonymous "NINE-to-FIVERs," like yourselves! Wishing you all  'Sweet Dreams & 401K Wishes!'

    Ep. 4: Pour Some Sugar on Me: Your Friendly Neighborhood Barista Spills the Corporate Tea

    Ep. 4: Pour Some Sugar on Me: Your Friendly Neighborhood Barista Spills the Corporate Tea

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    Every day our baristas lace up their aprons like knights donning armor, preparing for the caffeine-fueled battles and bizarre customer demands that await them. In this lively session, we sit down with the coffee-slinging champion affectionately known by locals as "Your Friendly Neighborhood Barista (YFNB)." We unravel tales of espresso escapades that will have you spitting out your coffee in laughter – from a CEO's peculiar request for a bourbon-boosted brew to the perplexing plea for cat-friendly milk. YFNB, with a latte artistry as sharp as her tongue, regales us with stories that prove truth is stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to what people will order before their morning jolt of joe.

    But the java jive doesn't stop there. Acknowledging the sheer talent it takes to be part Barista, part therapist, and part financial wizard, we raise a mug to these unsung heroes of hustle with the 'Smile and Snark Barista Edition Service.' Honoring the crafters of your daily cup with the 'Snark of the Month Award,' celebrating their patience under pressure. Tune in for our 'Espresso Exasperations' segment, where we share customer antics so outrageous, you'd swear they were made up – like the infamous too-cold latte returned three days later. So, next time you're in line for your artisanal coffee fix, remember the artistry and patience brewing behind the counter, and perhaps leave a little extra in the tip jar for the Barista who serves up your daily dose of joy with a wonderfully patient, brewing smile!
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    Thanks for tuning in to "Goodnight Corporate America: The Podcast Turning Restlessness into a Revelation, One Shared Corporate Calamity at a time!" Wishing you all 'Sweet Dreams & 401K Wishes!' and we'll catch you on the next episode! 🎙️

    • 19 min
    Ep. 3: The Performance Review Circus: Unmasking the Spectacle of Corporate Ratings and Reviews

    Ep. 3: The Performance Review Circus: Unmasking the Spectacle of Corporate Ratings and Reviews

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    Ever wonder if the corporate performance review is just a game of smoke and mirrors? Well, step right up and join the circus as we dissect the annual ritual that has everyone from interns to CEOs tiptoeing across the tightrope of self-assessment and peer evaluation. With a blend of humor and raw honesty, we peel back the curtain on the theater of corporate reviews, where buzzwords fly faster than juggling pins and your career can hinge on the whims of a 360-degree feedback loop. Bob the CEO even stops by to toss his hat into the ring, sharing his seasoned perspective on whether these reviews truly spotlight talent or if they're just part of the act.

    It's not all laughs and clown cars, though; our caller Alex turns the spotlight on the personal side, sharing his story of how these evaluations can sculpt our self-confidence and career paths. We're uncovering the good, the bad, and the downright ridiculous—from being judged on lunch habits to the unspoken politics waged behind closed office doors. Remember, amidst the orchestrated chaos of performance review season, you're the ringmaster of your professional destiny, and this episode might just be the guide you need to navigate the performance review big top with grace and a few chuckles along the way. 🎪📈
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    🎧 Don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform!
    🌐 Visit our website at goodnightca.com for bonus content, exclusive merch, and more!
    📱 Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @goodnightcorporate
    📺 Subscribe to our YouTube channel: Goodnight Corporate America
    📧 Have feedback or questions? Email us at hello@goodnightca.com
    Thanks for tuning in to "Goodnight Corporate America: The Podcast Turning Restlessness into a Revelation, One Shared Corporate Calamity at a time!" Wishing you all 'Sweet Dreams & 401K Wishes!' and we'll catch you on the next episode! 🎙️

    • 23 min
    Ep 2: Office Politics: Adventures and Misadventures in the Corporate Jungle

    Ep 2: Office Politics: Adventures and Misadventures in the Corporate Jungle

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    Embark with us on a ludicrous expedition into the heart of the corporate jungle, where the office politics are wilder than a caffeine-fueled brainstorming session gone rogue. Prepare to chuckle and cringe in equal measure as we dissect the hilariously cutthroat world of cubicle warriors and power-hungry execs. Alongside our trusty companions, Linda from accounting and Angela from HR, we’re whipping back the curtain on the office battlefield. Linda regales us with her tales of tactical prowess in the ledger lines, while Angela, with her signature sass, schools us on the art of 'strategic realignment of relationships.' Whether you're the newbie or the CEO, you'll uncover the crucial—but often laughable—skills needed to dodge proverbial bullets and maybe even snag that corner office.

    Ever wondered if a career in the cubicles is akin to an episode of your favorite daytime soap opera? After swapping stories with our guests, the answer is a resounding 'Yes, and how!' From emails that spiral into 'Reply All' nightmares to the dreaded misadventures in meeting room bookings, we've got the antidote to your office ennui: a healthy dose of sarcasm and sly tips to outwit and outplay. Forget about the stale coffee and day-old bagels; we're serving up fresh insights on surviving and thriving amid the absurdity of office politics. Tune in, buckle up, and let's share a laugh at the absurd circus that is corporate life.
    🌟 Enjoyed this episode?

    🎧 Don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform!
    🌐 Visit our website at goodnightca.com for bonus content, exclusive merch, and more!
    📱 Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @goodnightcorporate
    📺 Subscribe to our YouTube channel: Goodnight Corporate America
    📧 Have feedback or questions? Email us at hello@goodnightca.com
    Thanks for tuning in to "Goodnight Corporate America: The Podcast Turning Restlessness into a Revelation, One Shared Corporate Calamity at a time!" Wishing you all 'Sweet Dreams & 401K Wishes!' and we'll catch you on the next episode! 🎙️

    • 20 min
    Ep. 1: Surviving Corporate Chaos: Navigating Work-Life Balance and 401k Temptations

    Ep. 1: Surviving Corporate Chaos: Navigating Work-Life Balance and 401k Temptations

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    Have you ever felt like a tightrope walker in the circus of Corporate America, balancing work-life and sanity? That's the tightrope "L the Baker" and I, Marie, tread in our latest candid conversation, offering a hearty mix of tales that'll have you nodding in agreement and sighing in commiseration. We're unmasking the absurdities of the corporate world and the all-too-familiar burnout tailspin. But it's not just venting over shared miseries; we're dishing out some tough love on the perils of mismanaging your 401k – because we've seen firsthand how easy it is to get tempted and how hard it can be to recover.

    Join us around the virtual water cooler as our callers, Shellie and Chris, bravely share the siren calls that almost shipwrecked their retirement savings. It's an episode that promises not just solidarity in the struggles of the nine-to-five but also practical wisdom to keep you and your 401k afloat in the stormy seas of temptation. As the evening winds down, we leave you with a hope-filled farewell: may your 401k flourish and your corporate escapades be bearable. Tune in, take heart, and take notes – because surviving the corporate chaos just got a little less chaotic.

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    🌟 Enjoyed this episode?

    🎧 Don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform!
    🌐 Visit our website at goodnightca.com for bonus content, exclusive merch, and more!
    📱 Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @goodnightcorporate
    📺 Subscribe to our YouTube channel: Goodnight Corporate America
    📧 Have feedback or questions? Email us at hello@goodnightca.com
    Thanks for tuning in to "Goodnight Corporate America: The Podcast Turning Restlessness into a Revelation, One Shared Corporate Calamity at a time!" Wishing you all 'Sweet Dreams & 401K Wishes!' and we'll catch you on the next episode! 🎙️

    • 14 min
    Good Night Corporate America: Lullabies for the Overworked

    Good Night Corporate America: Lullabies for the Overworked

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    Ever felt like your 9-to-5 was more of a cruel joke than a career? Well, you're not alone! Join me, Marie, and my fellow Producer, "L the Baker!" as we swap the buttoned-up blazer for our nightcaps and transform our collective workplace absurdities into a late-night b***h fest! From the comfort of your own bed, or wherever you've collapsed after a day of corporate combat, tune into Good Night Corporate America for a dose of therapeutic venting and a sprinkle of solidarity.

    Goodnight Corporate America is a haven for the sleep-deprived souls haunted by the ghostly glow of unfinished spreadsheets. We're here to offer a lullaby for the overworked and under appreciated, with stories that'll make you cringe and chuckle in equal measure. Guest callers with no agenda—just pure, unadulterated commiseration over the melodramatic minuet of office politics. So relax, pour yourself a glass of that 'GOOD-GOOD,' throw on your comfiest pajamas and let the soothing sounds of shared corporate escapades be your guide to even further lack of sleep and confusion!

    Wishing you all 'Sweet Dreams & 401K Wishes!' 
    🌟 Enjoyed this episode?

    🎧 Don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform!
    🌐 Visit our website at goodnightca.com for bonus content, exclusive merch, and more!
    📱 Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @goodnightcorporate
    📺 Subscribe to our YouTube channel: Goodnight Corporate America
    📧 Have feedback or questions? Email us at hello@goodnightca.com
    Thanks for tuning in to "Goodnight Corporate America: The Podcast Turning Restlessness into a Revelation, One Shared Corporate Calamity at a time!" Wishing you all 'Sweet Dreams & 401K Wishes!' and we'll catch you on the next episode! 🎙️

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