74 episodes

The scariest stories on the internet made fun!
We take the best and WORST creepypasta stories online, and act them out in the form of old timey horror radio dramas, all in about the span of a Coffee Break. There’s plenty of special guests. We have music, and t-shirst! It’s the extra SCREAM in your latte! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show) ForthHand

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    • 5.0 • 13 Ratings

The scariest stories on the internet made fun!
We take the best and WORST creepypasta stories online, and act them out in the form of old timey horror radio dramas, all in about the span of a Coffee Break. There’s plenty of special guests. We have music, and t-shirst! It’s the extra SCREAM in your latte! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

    Xmas Smecial 4OUR: Krampin' our style

    Xmas Smecial 4OUR: Krampin' our style

    It’s AXEmas again! Here’s our annual salute to the season of giving! TAKE IT!

    ”An Unexpected Magi” by Sean “TFB” Tivenan

    https://www.creepypasta.com/an-unexpected-magi/

    “Santa’s Other Workshop” by Derek Hawke

    read by Bobby Bladez of the Inhuman Experience podcast

    https://www.creepypasta.com/santas-other- ( https://www.creepypasta.com/santas-other-workshop/ )

    workshop/ ( https://www.creepypasta.com/santas-other-workshop/ )

    “‘T’was the Fright Before Christmas “ by xxdenzl

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/T%27was_the_Fright_before_Christmas

    Musica Guest: Backyard Superheroes with the song “Coal in my Stockings”

    https://open.spotify.com/track/54ueU29LxWKA4lPmozWcLn?si=b3yzb0eSQCOheFh98Gm7RA

    Happy Horror Hotline:

    9189285230

    https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

    Find More Great Podcasts at:

    ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK ( http://forthhand.com/shows/ )

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    Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

    • 33 min
    Crappypasta crorner episode 18

    Crappypasta crorner episode 18

    Hey! It’s the titular “Hand” of the ForthHand! Brent came to read us a story, and Eeris brought the popcorn! I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.

    Happy Horror Hotline:

    9189285230

    https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

    Find More Great Podcasts at:

    ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows

    And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

    Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

    • 10 min
    Crappypasta Crorner episode 17

    Crappypasta Crorner episode 17

    As we continue with our break from the break and prepare for our transition into a new season, we’d like to do our best to keep you mildly entertained. Come and join us as we read four of the darkest tales from the deepest hole in Reddit, and make a mockery of those that dare mock the sanctity of the name “Crappypasta”.

    Happy Horror Hotline:

    9189285230

    https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

    Find More Great Podcasts at:

    ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows

    And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

    Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

    • 13 min
    Season 5 HALLOWEEN Spec-Spac-Spook-Funtacular!

    Season 5 HALLOWEEN Spec-Spac-Spook-Funtacular!

    IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! All the spooky dooky is happening, and we’re throwing a party at it! Come in and see just how thin our veil really is!!!

    special guests: Idle Bones, Ethan and Jake from Have You Seen This podcast, Kato The Medium, Evelyn’s Casket, Jess-O-Lantern, and Zumbi Holocausto

    Happy Horror Hotline:

    9189285230

    https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

    Find More Great Podcasts at:

    ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK ( http://forthhand.com/shows/ )

    And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

    Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

    • 34 min
    Crappypasta Crorner Episode 16

    Crappypasta Crorner Episode 16

    SUPERMARKETS! They have always been the obvious havens for demonic entities, yet we choose to visit them daily. Here is the tale of one man’s horrifying life lesson about what happens when we let our guard down while we purchase our wares.

    Happy Horror Hotline:

    9189285230

    https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

    Find More Great Podcasts at:

    ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows

    And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

    Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

    • 7 min
    S5, Ep15: SEASON FINALE! Crease of the Voodoo

    S5, Ep15: SEASON FINALE! Crease of the Voodoo

    Is this the end for ol’ season five?! Yes, yes it is. Don’t worry though, season six is just around the corner. And don’t forget about the holiday specials and the Crappypasta Crorner episodes. We aren’t going away, babies! We’re just hibernating. CREEP ON!!!

    This week’s Stories:

    “Bagels ”

    Written by Richard Saxon

    Read by Clint Cobb of The Halloween Shirt Company

    https://www.halloweenshirtcompany.com/

    “I Bought a Voodoo Doll on Ebay”

    Written by Blair Daniels

    Read by The Phantom Cowboys

    Musical guest: Chesty Malone and the Slice Em Ups

    With “Gorilla Girl from Outter Space”

    Bagels - Creepypasta ( https://www.creepypasta.com/bagels/ )

    I Bought a Voodoo Doll on Ebay - Creepypasta ( https://www.creepypasta.com/bought-voodoo-doll-ebay/ )

    https://open.spotify.com/track/12xfAqlLVHzEI526VClRXx?si=LGk5nHuHQNGcZcKxZxGb4A

    Happy Horror Hotline:

    9189285230

    https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak

    Find More Great Podcasts at:

    ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK ( http://forthhand.com/shows/ )

    And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070

    Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

    • 35 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
13 Ratings

13 Ratings

Bobby Bladez ,

This Christmas dinner tastes like human flesh

Love this show! Smartly done, witty and irreverent at times. Always entertaining. Boris Orlok never fails....or does he?
NOT NOW IRIS!!!

M.W. Holiday ,

Great show

A real throw back, old times type Radio show. Smartly done

bigjeff719 ,

Happy Horror Coffee Break

is like if a knock-off Svengoolie and Space Ghost tried to do a MST3K, but got too drunk and instead vomited all the chili dogs they binged on before the show. -Dalton

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