81 episodes

The scariest stories on the internet made fun!
We take the best and WORST creepypasta stories online, and act them out in the form of old timey horror radio dramas, all in about the span of a Coffee Break. There’s plenty of special guests. We have music, and t-shirst! It’s the extra SCREAM in your latte! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show‪)‬ ForthHand

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 16 Ratings

The scariest stories on the internet made fun!
We take the best and WORST creepypasta stories online, and act them out in the form of old timey horror radio dramas, all in about the span of a Coffee Break. There’s plenty of special guests. We have music, and t-shirst! It’s the extra SCREAM in your latte! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support

    Season 6.66: The Best of the Guests!

    Season 6.66: The Best of the Guests!

    HEY! Seasons over! Due to unforseeeeen circumstances. Don’t worry, we will still have our annual Halloween party! And we will be back next season!
    Here is a collection of the BEST interviews of 2020-2021

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    9189285230

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    • 1 hr 44 min
    Season 6.66, Ep. 5: Hack Magic

    Season 6.66, Ep. 5: Hack Magic

    What’s the worst that could happen if you and your friends played the “forbidden game”?
    Or what if you found out you could talk to the dead from the future? Would you heed the warning signs, or would you cry like a little baby every night? You baby. 

    This week’s Stories:
    “Black Magic”
    By praisethe_emotrinity
    Read by Brackett of Kreatures n Kreeps

    https://instagram.com/kreatures_n_kreeps?utm_medium=copy_link

    “I’ve had the same dream for 26 years”
    By Allan Loe
    Read by The Moors

    Musical guest: The Moors 
    “Queen of Stings”

    https://youtu.be/G7sn4JeUC84

    ”Introduction to Happy Horror”
    by The Classy Wrecks

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    9189285230

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    • 25 min
    Season 6.66, Ep 4: Go into the woods, see if we care!

    Season 6.66, Ep 4: Go into the woods, see if we care!

    This week, the gang f**ks off to the woods to worship Satan! Come gather round the camp fire, as we nonchalantly start back in to season 6.66 with no explanation of where we’ve been the last two months. 

    This week’s Stories:
    “Journey into the woods”
    By Trev Wavy
    Read by Mark Tyler Hicks of Mark and a movie!

    https://instagram.com/mark_and_a_movie?utm_medium=copy_link

    True ghost stories
    Told by the band Mephiskapheles 

    Musical guest: Mephiskapheles 
    “Let them Come”

    https://open.spotify.com/track/1hLVRj7ep6bRbKNbMaUdiB?si=YTlXaSsPQWOyguhkhCDEaA&dl_branch=1

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    9189285230

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    • 31 min
    Season 6, Ep 3: Mother-in-Law Meets The Vampires

    Season 6, Ep 3: Mother-in-Law Meets The Vampires

    What is life, if not one big psychedelic dream during a root canal? This week, the team fights the dangerous jungles of the Colombian Gator man, tackles the treacherous task of taming a Transylvanian, and tries to sell some tee shirts!

    This weeks stories:
    "El Hombre Caiman"
    A TRUE STORY!
    Told by Mother-In-Law of Happy Horror
    @monicagarca62

    "The Devil is in The Details"
    Written by Thaddeus Yeung
    Read by Davey Calabrese

    Musical Guest :@calabrese666
    "Hallucinatory Void"

    @theclassywrecks on the intro

    https://open.spotify.com/track/2388yEwLJcgmp2eon84q0n?si=pFjCskNZQEmfsXsrVyZ3hA


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    • 31 min
    Crappypasta Crorner episode 20

    Crappypasta Crorner episode 20

    What’s the big deal with punctuation? Well, this week we find out just how important a period can actually be, and we get to hear Boris die again! How many times is that now? 

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    • 13 min
    Season 6, Ep. 2: The Ravin’

    Season 6, Ep. 2: The Ravin’

    THIS WEEK! The creepy cronies get a visit from animal welfare! Boris gets names wrong! Eeris gets mad! Garth gets tacos! It’s a wild time!

    This week’s Stories:
    “Old Seal-Eyes ”
    Written by Rylee Nickel
    Read by Andrew “Gimetzco”Bargeron

    Old Seal-Eyes - Creepypasta

     “Necromancy for Beginners”
    Written by Katrina Slater
    Read by Riggz Miller of The Whiskey Bats

    https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/fdyaef/necromancy_for_beginners/

    Musical guest: The Whiskey Bats
    “Attack of the Bleeding Brain”

    https://open.spotify.com/track/6EMaIc7iYSQFXOOpAn9QN4?si=F5sIsv6sTaiK_yYYuHdzJw

    Happy Horror Hotline:
    9189285230

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    • 33 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
16 Ratings

16 Ratings

Ponterbee's2ndPhone ,

Horror As Never Done Before

Pick an episode - any episode that sounds good to you - and you’ll discover that what at first appears to be just another podcast where a couple people yak about horror movies, is in fact a smartly written, CRAZY surreal, and often hilarious series that goes right to the heart of all horror media ... and then slowly eats its way back out.
There’s nothing else like it anywhere in Podcast Universe - and I’m very fortunate to have found it.

Bobby Bladez ,

This Christmas dinner tastes like human flesh

Love this show! Smartly done, witty and irreverent at times. Always entertaining. Boris Orlok never fails....or does he?
NOT NOW IRIS!!!

M.W. Holiday ,

Great show

A real throw back, old times type Radio show. Smartly done