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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill.
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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill.
Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews
Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor
Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

    Syringes Containing "vaginal tightening gel" Seized At Minneapolis Airport | 11.29.23

    Syringes Containing "vaginal tightening gel" Seized At Minneapolis Airport | 11.29.23

    On today’s show….tiny men rescued from tunnel, AI models, vaginal tightening gels, drawing vaginas, drawing penises to fix potholes, killing wives with snakes, New Zealand goes back to cigs, hostage rescues & More!
    🚔Send In The Car 🚔
    (00:03:14) UK town starts fixing potholes after man draws penises around them
    (00:15:29) Florida woman stabs boyfriend in eye with rabies needle for ‘looking at other women,’ police say
    AI Corner
    (00:23:22) Sam Altman to return as CEO of OpenAI
    (00:24:53) Amazon unveils new chips for training and running AI models
    (00:25:51) US, UK and a dozen more countries unveil pact to make AI ‘secure by design’
    (00:26:14) AI threatens wages, not jobs - so far, European study finds
    (00:26:50) Sports Illustrated, caught running AI content and author profiles, tries to deflect blame
    (00:30:17) Spanish agency’s 25-year-old AI model now earns up to $11,000 a month, the AI was created because they were tired of influencers 'who have egos'
    (00:34:29) ChatGPT reveals the happiest bunny
    (00:36:37) Father describes how his 9-year-old daughter, Emily Hand, survived Hamas captivity
    (00:44:11) 41 workers rescued from collapsed tunnel in India after 17 days
    (00:51:55) New Zealand's new government plans to roll back cigarette ban as it funds tax cuts
    (00:56:28) Indian man 'uses venomous cobra to kill his wife and two-year-old daughter by releasing it into their bedroom as they slept'
    (01:02:35) Thousands of syringes containing "vaginal tightening gel" seized at Minneapolis airport, CBP says
    (01:05:51) Join us this Friday night for a Holiday themed trivia and spread the word!
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    • 1 hr 6 min
    Raging wife threatens to protest brothel where husband spent $4K+ | 11.28.23

    Raging wife threatens to protest brothel where husband spent $4K+ | 11.28.23

    On today’s episode #1345 - The boys discuss the craziest stories in the world ranging from New Zealand women demanding money back that their adultering husbands spent at brothels to South Korean women committing murder out of “curiosity” and their obsession with True Crime content. This and much much more… 
    (00:00:00) - Intro
    (00:02:56) - We’re hitting those parlays! 🏈
    💪Three Factor!💪
    (00:05:49) - South Korean woman obsessed with true crime who killed, dismembered stranger ‘out of curiosity’ sentenced to life in prison
    🚨Which One’s Worse? 🚨
    (00:18:15) - Drunk Thai Paralympian groom kills his bride, 3 guests before turning gun on himself just moments after saying ‘I do’
    (00:23:21) - At least 400 female and child migrants have been brutalized in 'rape tents' along infamous Darien Gap, shocking new report reveals
    Brothel Bonanza 
    (00:30:55) - Two charged with operating Mass. sex ring that raked in 'astounding' amounts of money by catering to politicians and military leaders
    (00:36:44) - ‘Take it up with the husband – not us’: Raging wife threatens to protest brothel where husband spent more than $4K on seven-hour sex bender
    (00:42:13) - The cash out…RIP
    (00:45:42) - ‘Cluster’ of sexually transmitted eye syphilis cases point to one man, and one man only: CDC
    ⚡Lighting Round⚡
    (00:55:08) - Self-proclaimed 'gay furry hackers' breach nuclear lab
    (00:57:08) - Riots erupt in Dublin after children stabbed
    (00:58:29) - Space flight may increase erectile dysfunction among astronauts
    (00:59:20) - Finnish skier’s penis froze 
    (00:59:51) - No Christmas stockings at the White House this year
    (01:00:31) - STOP THE CENSORSHIP!
    (01:01:18) - Man arrested after stripping down at Disneyland's 'It's A Small World'
    (01:01:52) - Support the pod: patreon.com/hardfactor
     
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    • 1 hr 1 min
    Woman blinds 'sugar daddy' w/ detergent when he can’t pay her | 11.27.23

    Woman blinds 'sugar daddy' w/ detergent when he can’t pay her | 11.27.23

    (00:00:00 - 00:01:52) Intro (00:01:53 - 00:03:45) We’re crushing the parlay this week! (if eagles win) - Get in on the parlay with us: patreon.com/hardfactor
    (00:03:46 - 00:07:13) Watch the Hive Hour interview with FOUR top escorts from the Bunny Ranch FOR FREE on our Patreon
    💪Three Factor!💪
    (00:07:23 - 00:15:00) Business is 'booming' for vending machines selling sausages in Germany
    (00:15:01 - 00:24:11) ‘I was stressed out’: Woman caught masturbating near families on Georgia beach instantly admits everything to police in newly released bodycam footage
    (00:24:12 - 00:28:29) 'I gotta go pee!': Woman pulls down pants and threatens to urinate in plane aisle during flight meltdown
    (00:30:29 - 00:31:04) We’re getting paaaaidd
    (00:31:05 - 00:40:26) Chinese airline serves 'imported dog meat' to business class passengers in translation blunder
    (00:43:19 - 00:49:30) Putin pardons Satanic cannibal that beheaded four teens after he fought in Ukraine
    (00:51:47 - 00:56:17) Destructive 'super pigs' from Canada threaten to invade the US, experts warn
    (00:56:18 - 00:57:36) Tumbleweed season is upon us!
    (00:57:37 - 01:11:43) Texas woman blinds 'sugar daddy' with detergent after he refuses to give her $2K: Police
    (01:11:44 - 01:13:06) The bleached goatee is getting LoOOks 👀
    (01:13:07 - 01:13:42) Spread the word and follow us everywhere!  
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    • 1 hr 13 min
    Woman Charged more than $7,000 for Subway Sandwich | 11.22.23

    Woman Charged more than $7,000 for Subway Sandwich | 11.22.23

    On Episode 1343… the most expensive Subway sandwich of all time, and MUCH more… Timestamps: 
    (00:00:00) Intro (00:02:15) Our Thanksgiving plans 🦃🦠 (00:07:30) Watch the Hive Hour interview with FOUR top escorts from the Bunny Ranch FOR FREE on our patreon: patreon.com/hardfactor 💪Three Factor!💪 (00:10:50) Woman charged more than $7,000 for Subway sandwich, says she can’t get her money back (00:24:50) On the chopping block: Kelloggs' 'Froot Loops' gets Bud Light treatment over ‘woke, sneaky marketing campaign’ (00:33:56) Changpeng Zhao, CEO and founder of world’s largest cryptocurrency exchange Binance steps down and pleads guilty to money laundering violations (00:42:46) FedEx accidentally delivered $20,000 of lottery scratch cards to a random woman in Massachusetts (00:49:12) 2 Michigan men face life in prison for kidnapping sporting-goods store manager and stealing more than 120 guns, police say (00:58:59) Join us LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/HardFactorNews (00:59:16) Honorable mentions: Biden birthday cake, Navy plane crash, bat’s have large 🍆 (01:07:19) Join us on Patreon: patreon.com/hardfactor and HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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    • 1 hr 8 min
    $1.35B Jackpot Winner Sues Baby Mama For Revealing Win To Family | 11.21.23

    $1.35B Jackpot Winner Sues Baby Mama For Revealing Win To Family | 11.21.23

    On today's show....Prison and Taco Bell orgies, jackpot winners nightmares, pardoned Turkeys, "scam" carbon reducing devices, trespassing mishaps & more!
    (00:01:37) Bleached mustache Will is HERE!! 
    (00:03:51) Watch the Hive Hour interview with FOUR top escorts from the Bunny Ranch FOR FREE this Wednesday on our patreon: patreon.com/hardfactor
    (00:07:22) 95% of OpenAI employees threat to resign unless Sam Altman is reinstated as CEO
    (00:16:21) Javier Milei seizes victory in Argentina presidential election - Quick Dive
    (00:22:36) Trump takes lead over Biden for first time in NBC poll history
    (00:23:13) Biden turns 81, pardons turkeys, confuses Britney for Taylor
    (00:24:34) Senior Ukrainian official coordinated Nord Stream pipeline attack: report
    (00:28:25) Belgium sex scandal: 10 sex-crazed prison guards, staffers held jacuzzi orgies — 1 even refused to work before intercourse: report
    (00:38:15) US Navy plane crashes at Marine Corps base in Hawaii
    (00:41:24) Winner of $1.35B Mega Millions jackpot sues baby mama for revealing win to his family
    (00:47:22) Taco Bell worker sues after wild Christmas party ends in 3-way sex romps and vomiting in guacamole
    (00:53:49) 3 men call 911 for help after breaking into abandoned jail, accidentally locking themselves in cell — The trespassers face possible charges of burglary, stealing and property damage
    (00:58:51) U.S. ‘hits carbon tech milestone’ with first plant that can suck 1,000 tons of carbon dioxide from the air annually
    (01:08:24) Planet Earth is devastating Wes and Will is on FNAF now 👀
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    • 1 hr 11 min
    Florida man arrested for pooping on possum during rush hour traffic | 11.20.23

    Florida man arrested for pooping on possum during rush hour traffic | 11.20.23

    (00:00:00 - 00:02:40) Intro
    (00:02:41 - 00:03:54) Now you know, buddy!
    (00:03:55 - 00:05:05) Watch us tape the show LIVE: 
    (00:05:12 - 00:05:43) RIPs
    (00:05:44 - 00:14:24) Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum during rush hour traffic
    (00:18:42 - 00:24:03) “Brown Friday”: Plumbing companies experience up to 50% increase in call volume during Thanksgiving
    Three Political Bears 🐻🐼🤓
    (00:26:08 - 00:28:04) George Santos is STRESSED
    (00:28:05 - 00:31:42) ‘Envoys of friendship’: Xi indicates China will once again send pandas to US zoos
    (00:31:43 - 00:34:32) U.S. drafts plan to bring grizzly bears back to Washington's North Cascades
    (00:34:33 - 00:38:40) OnlyFans model Leila Lewis claims George Santos was a subscriber — and that she once rated his penis
    (00:40:56 - 00:47:29) ‘I’m on a mission I have to complete’: Man accused of trying to break into residential homes, masturbating on porches tells judge he must continue
    (00:47:30 - 00:52:34) Elderly woman shot dead hours after telling New Mexico police her caretaker would kill her
    (00:52:35 - 00:57:57) SpaceX Starship launch fails minutes after reaching space
    (00:57:58 - 00:58:16) Thank you for the support and HAGFD!
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    • 58 min

Customer Reviews

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Great Consistent Podcast

Been listening to the boys for a long time. I think they were one of the first few I followed on apple pods but the only one out of those that I kept around. Good stuff and can always get a laugh out of me or several. I usually start my day with them and I rarely jump to another without finishing. Great stuff fellas keep it up! Alabama Hammer signing off

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News you want to hear from 4 funny fellows

This podcast is the bomb! (Insert: Let’s goooo!!!) Funny stories and wacky scenarios that you probably don’t hear from the boring mainstream media. I have been a listener for at least 6 months and enjoy every minute of it! It’s my daily dose of madness with with the boys! Hit that follow and get in on what you are missing!

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