Hate Watching with Dan and Tony Dan Goodsell and Tony Czech

Prepare for an epic clash of opinions as Dan and I tackle the cinematic spectacle that is "47 Ronin," with none other than Keanu Reeves leading the charge. This isn't your typical samurai tale; it's a whirlwind of fantasy, questionable character choices, and a wild Dogecoin gamble that's almost as fantastical as the film itself. You won't want to miss the fireworks as we go head-to-head over the film's rewatchability, the enchanting yet underutilized witch, and the mishandling of a hefty Netflix budget.

Venture with us into the murky waters of "47 Ronin's" often bewildering narrative choices, where samurai and sorcery collide with mixed results. The emotional weight of classics like "Gladiator" hangs over our discussion as we consider what elements could've bolstered this film's storyline. We don't hold back, pondering the cultural authenticity versus Hollywood glitz and the stumbles in engaging international audiences. Plus, we've got a full roster of other screen gems and blunders to dissect, from the reality-warping "Gogglebox" to the eerie authenticity of "Baby Reindeer."

Rounding out our cinematic rollercoaster ride, we sift through the confusion and entertainment that "47 Ronin" provides, questioning Tengu Forest's narrative oddities and the climax's chaotic escape. And for the aesthetically driven, we share thoughts on "Rebel Moon's" visual appeal despite its narrative shortcomings. So, whether you're here for the critique, the comedy, or simply to hear Dan and I spar over the merits of on-screen sorcery, you're in for a treat. Just press play and join the debate that's as sharp as a samurai's blade and as unpredictable as a witch's spell.
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Ever wonder if a head-scratching film can actually be a prequel without telling you? This week, Dan and Tony tackle the circuitous storytelling of "In a Dark Place"​—yes, that adaptation of "A Turn of the Screw"—and wrestle with a climax that's more bewildering than a plot twist in a labyrinth. We're peering through the lens of both laughter and critique, dissecting the odd dynamics between characters, the seemingly gratuitous scenes, and the perplexing sexual undertones that leave us as befuddled as a pair of detectives at a ghost convention.

Hold onto your popcorn, because our cinematic safari doesn't stop there. We're diving into the murky waters of "The Turning," where the sudden pivot to religious symbolism in the film's final moments leaves us gasping for air—metaphorically speaking. From improvised dialogue that feels like a game of narrative Mad Libs, to character decisions that defy logic, we keep the banter buoyant as we navigate the stormy seas of this adaptation's attempt at provocative storytelling. And if you think ghostly encounters with dolls and masked figures are where the weirdness ends, think again.

It's a whirlwind of wonky jokes and untapped drumming potential that might just have you questioning the very fabric of cinematic comedy. So join Tony and me as we muse on everything from the oddities of art therapy in film to the strange allure of schoolyard dynamics—all while maintaining a healthy dose of skepticism about whether our beloved Finn Wolfhard could have been the saving grace of a haunted Bly Manor. Grab a seat and let's get reel about movies!
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Tony: @tonydczech

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Embark on a cinematic journey with Dan and Tony as we unravel the spectral tale of "The Turning," where confusion reigns supreme and ghostly encounters challenge the protagonist's grip on reality. As we dissect this adaptation entangled in the same web as Mike Flanagan's "The Haunting of Bly Manor," we're left scratching our heads at the plot twists and character dynamics that seem to play a game of flashlight tag with our understanding. From questionable '90s music choices to the deeper meanings behind tattoos and empty gumball machines, join us for a dissection of a film that teeters on the edge of the supernatural and the sanity of its characters.

Lean in and listen closely as we hold nothing back, critiquing the film's attempt to blur lines that perhaps shouldn't have been drawn in the first place. Our analysis is rife with the enigmatic aroma of old polaroids, the whisperings of ghostly children, and a lake with secrets as murky as its waters. As we ponder the unsettling advances of one character and the mysterious pasts of others, the haunted house backdrop serves as the perfect canvas for our spirited dialogue. And who could forget the classic "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" references as we navigate the cobwebbed corridors of haunted houses and debate the virtues of a savior in this eerie maelstrom?

Wrapping up with a bout of laughter and some sage advice from a UCB comedian on the art of universal humor, we tackle the significance behind every misplaced spider and disembodied hand. The episode closes on the chilling notes of a ghostly reenactment and a protagonist teetering on the brink of madness. So, if you're eager for a ride through the twists and turns of a thriller that aims to leave you second-guessing what's real, make sure to tune in to this episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony.
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Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

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Ever found yourself questioning your movie-picking prowess after a particularly dreadful flick? Well, buckle up as Dan and Tony, your guides in the realm of regrettable comedies, tear into "Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star" with the kind of fervor reserved for fruitcake at a bake sale. Our episode isn't just about the cringe-inducing antics of a film that can't decide if it's a comedy or a gross-out festival; it's a laughter-laden voyage through the mishaps of a potential laugh riot that somehow forgot to pack the punchlines. With a sprinkling of personal tales, we tiptoe around the landmines of lackluster humor and baffling character choices that left us more confused than amused.

"Destined for Greatness?" Hardly. As we step into the Hollywood dreamscape with Bucky and his bewildering rise to adult film fame, we can't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. From the peculiar bee-in-shorts debacle to the Midwestern accent that chews the scenery harder than a locust swarm, we navigate the film's attempts at comedy that miss the mark by a country mile. Amidst the side-splitting banter, we also ponder what this film could have been with a bit more narrative polish and character depth – a true Cinderella story for the adult industry, perhaps?

As we wrap up our cinematic roast with a generous helping of sage recommendations, we're not just about the belly laughs; we're here to steer you toward the promised land of entertainment. Find out why we're applauding the latest season of "Taskmaster," which books are keeping us hooked, and why you might want to give "Argyle" a chance despite its mixed reviews. From our candid take on "Tacoma FD" to the unexpected merits of skipping to the second season of the "Halo" series, our podcast is a treasure trove of insights for those who like their critiques served with a side of hilarity.
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Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

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Prepare to be astonished as we, your intrepid hosts Dan and Tony, tear into "Madame Web" a superhero fiasco that plummeted from high expectations into the depths of cinematic despair. We're not holding back—even Dakota Johnson's furrowed brow couldn't mask the confusion of her character's rage or save the tangled mess of a plot that left us more bewildered than a spider after a dust buster encounter. Strap in for a rollicking review where we dissect questionable fight choreography, mystifying CPR techniques, and a soundtrack that'll have you checking your calendar to make sure we're still in the 21st century.

This episode isn't all doom and gloom; we've got our fair share of head-scratching laughs as we navigate peculiar plot twists that would leave even M. Night Shyamalan flummoxed. From venomous villainy to the enigmatic Spider People and their arboreal antics, we take shots at the ludicrous twists that had us questioning our own reality. But wait until you hear our take on the game-changing Spider-Man costume caper—our critique of this and the curious case of an indestructible ambulance will have you wondering if you're listening to a podcast or a stand-up routine.

And because we're not just about tearing down dreams, join us as we marvel at the CGI wizardry of "Top Gun: Maverick" and ponder the authenticity of Christopher Nolan's effects. The film industry is our playground, and we swing from the heights of aerial stunts to the gritty alleyways we expect in the upcoming "Madame Web" movie. Plus, we give a shout-out to Radio Company, the band with Jensen Ackles that slipped under our radar until now—how did we miss that voice? Buckle up, film fans, for an episode that's part film criticism, part comedy, and entirely unmissable.
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Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

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Get set for a rollercoaster of laughs and head-scratching moments as we pull apart the 2011 movie "Green Hornet." It's Dan and Tony here, ready to serve up a steaming helping of movie critique with a side of snark. We'll navigate through Seth Rogen's unexpected superhero antics and the film's peculiar choices, overlaying our insights with the stark realities of celebrity net worth versus our own. We're not just watching the movie; we're peeling back the layers of its narrative choices and examining the odd dynamic between the wealthy playboy, Britt Reid, and his sidekick, Kato.

Fasten your seatbelts because we're tearing through the bewildering superpowers, comedic mishaps, and everything in between. We scrutinize character relationships, the film's attempt at humor that misses the mark, and question the development of said characters. But that's not all! We draw comparisons to classic films and even share a laugh about the potential aspirations of a "paycheck movie." And, of course, what's a heroic tale without examining the villainous Christoph Waltz and the tone he sets right from his opening scene?

To top it off, we're not just sticking to "Green Hornet." Our cinematic conversation stretches across the spectrum of screen treasures, from comforting flicks to the hottest series that have us buzzing. We even look ahead, speculating on future classics and giving you a taste of what's in store with "Venom: The Last Dance." Trust us, whether you're here for the film dissections or just cruising for a good time, you'll find plenty to enjoy in this action-packed episode. So, come along for the ride—it's time to get real about movies, the good, the bad, and the hilariously awful.
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Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT