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A variety show for sarcastic people. Part of the Thought Bubble Audio network. New podcast drops every Tuesday!

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A variety show for sarcastic people. Part of the Thought Bubble Audio network. New podcast drops every Tuesday!

    9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lonestar

    9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lonestar

    911, what's your emergency? Uhhh....we've just watched the 9-1-1 franchise and we have THOUGHTS. We're coming in hot with toilet babies, Rob Lowe's journey of self discovery and skin care routine, a shocking number of jokes about the Google Campus, and plenty of white saviorism.

    • 53 min
    Self Quarantine Recommendations

    Self Quarantine Recommendations

    Things are getting weird in 2020 and we're coming at ya with some content recommendations to get you through self quarantine! First, wash your hands, then settle in for a grab bag of things to watch, things to avoid, Census PSAs, and Kirstie's soapmaking adventures. We also have a GLOWING review to discuss in detail, and Kirstie gets mad that Kelsey watched a movie without her (some things never change, even during pandemics).


    Watch them already!



    Outlander
    Battle of the Blades
    Schitt's Creek
    Below Deck Med & Below Deck Sailing Yacht
    Grand Designs
    Derry Girls (Derby Girls)
    Parks & Rec
    Friday Night Lights
    Catastrophe
    Succession


    Do not watch!



    The Office
    Friends
    How I Met Your Mother


    Our 14 recommendations for 14 days of quarantine!



    Halt and Catch Fire
    Wings
    Calming British reality TV - Great British Bakeoff, Grand Designs, Monty Don's Gardens, Coastal Railways with Julie Walters
    Rewatches
    Knives Out
    Spartacus
    Sanditon
    Revolution
    Greek content - Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!, The Durrells in Corfu, My Big Fat Greek Wedding
    Flash Forward
    Miracle Workers
    Downward Dog
    Derry Girls
    Score! A Hockey Musical

    • 1 hr 12 min
    Below Deck Sailing Yacht

    Below Deck Sailing Yacht

    All crew all crew! Our preference sheet includes bad reality TV about boat crews so that means we MUST discuss Below Deck Sailing Yacht immediately. The thing about sailing is that it's different than yachting, and it's hard to say who spends more time on that distinction, the producers or us. Below Deck Sailing Yacht has problematic chefs, problematic chief stews, problematic crew couples, and problematic third wheel captain dads, so buckle up for a wild ride as we cut the engines and raise the sails!
    Links:
    Episode 105 | Below Deck Mediterranean & Hatewatch IRL: Snack Time

    • 32 min
    Battle of the Blades and Spinning Out

    Battle of the Blades and Spinning Out

    We've got a custom cocktail of television for you this week: add one part Canadian skating spirit, one part Netflix What Have You Done, a dash of 90s figure skating opinions, and garnish with one brief husband cameo. This week we're bringing you the Canadian ratings juggernaut, Battle of the Blades, and the Netflix original, Spinning Out. Come for the acid wash denim ice dancing costumes, stay for shoe shopping plot twist.
    Links:
    Episode 111 | Score! A Hockey Musical

    • 1 hr 15 min
    Sam Heughan Appreciation

    Sam Heughan Appreciation

    Outlander season has returned, and in that spirit, we are bringing to you a spicy hot discussion of a spicy hot man. That's right folks, we are embarking on our favorite pastime and diving into Sam Heughan's IMDB backlog this week. We watched Where the Starlight Ends, a questionable film featuring attempted American accents and also jorts. Then, as a treat, we watched The Spy Who Dumped Me, which will henceforth be referred to as Kirstie's Sam Heughan Sexual Awakening and/or The Time Kelsey Was Right. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy the raw animal magnetism of Sam Heughan.
    Links:
    Episode 60 | Outlander Omnibus: Outlander, An American Girl StoryEpisode 62 | Outlander Omnibus: Je Suis Prest for the Men of OutlanderEpisode 64 | Outlander Omnibus: MARK MEEpisode 66 | Outlander Omnibus: Outlander vs. Game of ThronesEpisode 84 | TV Weddings and Outlander Store Dot Com

    • 56 min
    Pilot Palooza 2019

    Pilot Palooza 2019

    It's time to welcome back our oldest Hatewatch tradition, Pilot Palooza! This year, we are mostly disappointed in the pilots and ourselves, but we muddle our way through the Pilot Dumpster Fire of 2019. We discuss Russian Doll, Slings & Arrows, Gentleman Jack, State of the Union, Fleabag, You, and the pilot that chose us, Classic Mary Berry. If you liked this episode, please gift us a subscription to Acorn TV.
    Links:
    Pilot Palooza 2018Pilot Palooza 2017Pilot Palooza 2016

    • 59 min

Customer Reviews

CloudtheWestie ,

Very enjoyable

If you like to laugh, and especially if you like Outlander, this is the podcast for you. You find yourself laughing along as they review shows we normally wouldn't watch (I'm talking about you Score! A Hockey Musical). They have a genuine friendship that shines through every podcast.

Krause0313 ,

Lovely sarcastic ladies.

These ladies make me laugh when I listen to their podcast. I love when they can’t get through their intro without laughing. Keep it up ladies!

mistaguitarmasta ,

MARK ME

These are the smartest, funniest women in podcasting. Period.

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