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Season one is a wrap!

G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen have to move again and are here with the update! It will be the 9th time Gretchen moves in a 36 month period!

Heathen also discusses the concept of humans being brands; why they feel bad for Kanye; and how to get a passport for a three week old!

Heathen Down Under hits 52 episodes next week! Tune in now to hear Heathen's early thoughts about the past 12 months and plans for the big finale as well as season two!

Heathen is here this week with baby passport updates and the low down about bartering sperm down under! Heath and Gretchen also discuss the Australian Netflix mystery known as Byron Baes!

Heather further talks giraffe-like asteroids, Tom Brady's fake retirement and why they love Dolly putting ice on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Hear about the history of Chico Rolls and current state of post baby sex play!

G'day!

Heathen delves into Anna Delvy this week and respect for her scamming ways! We also talk about the inherent human quality of being contradictions and what postpartum no sex life is like!

Tune in to hear why Gretchen won't be wearing a Paris Hilton tracksuit and what's been happening in the land of corrupt Aussie politicians! 

Heathen returns following week one of baby life to educate everyone about Japanese Lactation Bars! Gretchen quizzes Heath on sucking titties in pubs and whether or not this should rightfully become a paid gig for chicks getting their boob milk guzzled!

Eastern Australia is under water at the moment and Heathen is here to update the world about our friends to the south currently sitting on rooftops waiting to be rescued!

In this week's "not financial advice" segment, Heathen talks about buying the dip when the CEO of a company gets caught on camera smoking ice in random Asian lands! Heathen also talks about how they love Paris Hilton even though she's low key an old white dude sitting at a board table.

Enjoy!

It's story time this week Heathens! Gretchen and Heath introduce their baby boy Jack to all! Heathen also discloses the best and worst parts of being pregnant; what it's like to have an exorcism in the delivery room; and highlights of getting nitrous drunk!

Gretchen chats about paying back for the perfect pregnancy with a hellfire labour that involved carts of clowns and piles of sheeple. Heath offers insight to observing an inadvertent natural childbirth and his views on dealing with doctors as well as those of his lovely wife!

Our baby has arrived! 

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