Ellen and Emily (criminally underrated comedians) have always believed that history is just gossip! Since the beginning of time, there has always been shit to talk, men to cancel, revenge to be sought, days to be rued and f*****g whores. These two lifelong gossipers have read over more than 1 book and are ready to lay down the facts for you to slurp up. Not about space, though. We hate space and especially men who talk about it.
The 30 Years War: The Ellen Uhlmann Story
Merry Slurpmas, babes! We are dumping some 400 year old tea into your stockings- today Emily and Ellen get into the 30 Years War. We know- war is the space of history, but we swear that this one is cool! It all starts when Rudolf II is too busy being depressed and learning about astrology to do his job- RELATABLE! And it only gets more psycho from there. Slurp up this 'nog and stay safe this holiday season! __________________________________________________________________________________ As always, a huge thank you to our audio producer, Charlie Arnedt! Don't forget to follow the pod on Instagram and send us episode ideas at firstname.lastname@example.org
The 2000 Election- Hell is Florida with a Nixon Tattoo
A huge week for the pod: Ellen has Covid, Emily is a notary public (officially!), and the 2000 election was a SCAM. Don't believe us? Listen up while we give you all the facts about Hanging Chads, pregnant ballots, children lost at sea, and that stupid little bitch, Roger Stone. We're getting political babes, and the tea is HOT. Slurp! It! Up! __________________________________________________________________________________ As always, a huge thank you to our audio producer, Charlie Arnedt! Don't forget to follow the pod on Instagram and send us episode ideas at email@example.com
"Emma Goldman: Writer, Activist, Jew, Kind of a Bi Icon" with Comedian Lily Lester!
On this episode, incredible standup comedian Lily Lester joins Ellen and Emily for tea time and tells us all about Emma Goldman. Who's Emma Goldman? She's an anarchist. She's sexually deviant. She's banned in the United States. Basically, she is a 19th century Lithuanian Joan of Arc and you NEED to learn about her! Plus, you can hear our hit new single: "Live In a Cave," learn about how Ellen threatened suicide AND helped kids in Africa, and check out our newest sponsor, Inaudible! Slurp it up! _______________________________________________________________________________Check out Lily Lester on Twitter, Instagram, and her website! As always, a huge thank you to our audio producer Charlie Arnedt!
A Very Special Episode with Journalist Susan Bennet
Slurpees, this is a very special episode. And not the kind where DJ Tanner gets an eating disorder and recovers in two days. On this episode of History Slurp Slurp, we have tea with journalist Susan Bennett. Susan's personal history is prime gossip fodder: she's met Margaret Thatcher and the Dalai Lama and she had to deal with the Unabomber's whiny ass. For real, Susan is whip-smart and cool as hell, so will you just slurp it up already?
The History of Dance Moms
Slurpees- we're all about keeping it #real on this podcast. Our originally planned episode had technical issues, so we did a quick episode on the history that Ellen and Emily know the best- the history of Dance Moms (reality show from 2011!) In this episode, we recount some of the most iconic moments of the show- "Get your finger out of my face," forgotten solos, and Abby's vegan rapper boyfriend. Slurp! It! Up!
Zenobia of Palmyra: Rome Hates This Bitch!
On this episode, we meet Zenobia, the queen of Palmyra. She has had it with the Roman Empire and she goes off and makes her own country! She's hot and everybody loves her new country, Palmyra...or do they? Stay for the drama babes! Plus, Ellen gets to cancel her lifelong enemy (hint: he's on a reality show!)
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