17 episodes

Every episode, listen as your host The Toast confesses some of his many sins to his cohost and best friend, Ulrich. The Toast seeks absolution from Ulrich, and in doing so, they talk about the many pitfalls, oddities, labors, and loves that come from the bizarre prospect of being a young millennial. From frightening porn, VHS tapes, and Neopets, to online relationships, taking minors across state lines, and anime conventions, our hosts dig into their own lives and experiences, not only to to make penance, but to show everyone that in every life story, there is some horrible sh*t...

Horrible Sh*t: A Millennial Confessiona‪l‬ The Toast

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Every episode, listen as your host The Toast confesses some of his many sins to his cohost and best friend, Ulrich. The Toast seeks absolution from Ulrich, and in doing so, they talk about the many pitfalls, oddities, labors, and loves that come from the bizarre prospect of being a young millennial. From frightening porn, VHS tapes, and Neopets, to online relationships, taking minors across state lines, and anime conventions, our hosts dig into their own lives and experiences, not only to to make penance, but to show everyone that in every life story, there is some horrible sh*t...

    Confession 17 - Internet Reviewers and Finding an Identity

    Confession 17 - Internet Reviewers and Finding an Identity

    Don’t call it a comeback! The Toast has had an eventful summer and is finding the rhythm to get these episodes back to the people. Stay tuned, there is plenty more horrible sh*t on the way…
    In this lengthy tirade, The Toast recounts his rocky relationship with his own self-identity and explains to Ulrich his many misguided attempts to find it in the reflections of media reviewers. In this confessional, The Toast and Ulrich discuss: Personal Identities, personality traits as TV Tropes, being lonely teenagers, the digital divide, how twitch can make friends, bipolar, the dangers of internet cults-of-personality, Channel Awesome, the Angry Video Game Nerd, doing things for money versus as career, and much much more. Just what is The Nostalgia Critic reviewing this time? Whatever it is, it’s going to be some horrible sh*t…
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    • 1 hr 21 min
    Confession 16 - Car Accidents and the Mothman's Curse

    Confession 16 - Car Accidents and the Mothman's Curse

    Hop in the back and get ready to go for a ride on this weeks confession. The Toast tells Ulrich all about the times his wheels have let him down. From being pushed into snow, to stranded in West Virginia with a flaming car, your hosts go on a leisurely drive down memory lane, discussing terrible pizza restaurants, family reunions, Seinfeld, racism, and first dates. And just what does the Mothman want with The Toast's minivan? Pop open the hood, but get ready to find some horrible sh*t. 

    • 1 hr 9 min
    Confession 15 - Community Art Classes and Insane Children

    Confession 15 - Community Art Classes and Insane Children

    Head on down to the Community Center in this week's confession. The Toast explains to Ulrich his varies attempts to appreciate and produce fine art, and just how terribly that went. In the discussion, the two talk about American vs. European art, anime, the Naruto Run, homeless pigeon punchers, mastering total control of your body, and much more. But behind all of this lies the frightening tale of a young, disturbed boy, who expresses more than the Toast ever wanted to see in art class. Just what waits for this boy in the parking late? Whatever it is, it's going to be some horrible sh*t. 
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    • 56 min
    Confession 14 - Sonic the Hedgehog and Fanfiction (Sonic Part 2)

    Confession 14 - Sonic the Hedgehog and Fanfiction (Sonic Part 2)

    In this weeks confession, the Toast weaves a tale of all the other tales he weaved using other peoples characters. He tells Ulrich how he got started on writing Beetleborg fanfiction, and how many school assignments he got away with through fanfiction. Featuring a dramatic reading of the only extant sample of the Toast's Sonic fanfiction. Just what happens in chapter 7? Whatever it is, it will be some horrible sh*t...
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    • 1 hr 26 min
    Confession 13 - Sonic the Hedgehog and Dancing in My Underwear (Sonic Part 1)

    Confession 13 - Sonic the Hedgehog and Dancing in My Underwear (Sonic Part 1)

    Gotta listen fast! Mr. Needlemouse himself is the primes focus of this weeks’ confession. The Toast explains to Ulrich his ground breaking theory of “The Sonic Gene”, outlying how it was created, how it develops, and how it is exploited. Going through all stages of a Sonic Fan’s development, The Toast and Ulrich discuss fandoms, slice of life comics, furries, Chris-chan, beloved video games, and much much more than can be written in this description. It’s a sordid tale of a boy tainted too soon, and all the awful things a blue speedster made him do. And what was the song The Toast was dancing too? Whatever it is, it’s going to be some horrible sh*t.
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    • 1 hr 33 min
    Confession 12 - Melted Taste Buds and Trips to the Hospital

    Confession 12 - Melted Taste Buds and Trips to the Hospital

    It's a literal bone-cruncher in this weeks confession. The Toast tells Ulrich all about the many ways he has hurt himself over the years. From licking hot radiators, playing soccer, imitating Star Ship Troopers, and more, we see just what lengths The Toast will go through to get out of doing something he doesn't want to do. If you're eating ice cream, you'll want to slow down after you listen. And just what is under the tape of the Donatos bag? No matter what it is, it's going to be some horrible sh*it.

    • 1 hr 9 min

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