131 episodes

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly!
So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~

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    • 4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly!
So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~

    Troop Beverly Hills (The Cuties Pee in Public!)

    Troop Beverly Hills (The Cuties Pee in Public!)

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    Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (we're covering "The Comeback" starting this week!) as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps!
    What a thrill! March may be coming to an end, but it’s only week three of Donny Appreciation Week, so to celebrate, he and Chelsea discuss capitalism on the moon and try to find Banana Republic on a map. Donny is moved by watching “Troop Beverly Hills,” and sheds light on his Boy Scout era while Chelsea sheds light on her stalker era. Cuties, if you have been wondering how to pee in public, Donny has tips for you! In their new “Privileged White Bxtch” segment, Chelsea discusses her 23 and Me results and Donny does some problematic accent work. Also, God, if you’re listening - the Cute Ones are failing their Job tests, so it’s time to call off any more rainy tailpipes and bowel issues.
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
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    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
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    • 59 min
    TGIF 3/22/24: Real Housewives Casting Drama, Kardashian Tea, and Smoking the Devil's Lettuce! (w/ Sasha Morfaw!)

    TGIF 3/22/24: Real Housewives Casting Drama, Kardashian Tea, and Smoking the Devil's Lettuce! (w/ Sasha Morfaw!)

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    Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (we're covering "The Comeback" starting this week!) as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps!
    TGIF, Cuties! The original Kate Middleton, Sasha Morfaw, is here to discuss the week’s hottest topics - which.. annoyingly… does not include stingray babies. They do, however, include Chelsea’s chemical peel, a 7th Heaven reunion at 90s Con, Bridgerton merch, and a Wonka Experience musical. Sasha uses her acting experience to educate the Cute Ones on how Hollywood works because… whatever “The Upshaws” is doing with their Housewives episode is NOT the norm. Then, it’s time to Keep Up With Sports because Caitlyn Jenner and Lamar Odom are getting a podcast. (What?)
    We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!
    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
    Support the show
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    • 36 min
    Cruel Intentions (w/ Joseph Shepherd)

    Cruel Intentions (w/ Joseph Shepherd)

    Joseph Shepherd, host of "Exposed," joins Donny and Chelsea to celebrate Donny Appreciation Month (AND Joseph Appreciation Month). They discuss Chelsea's friends getting locked in cars, Donny peeing his pants, photoshopped nudes, and break down "Cruel Intentions" (Happy 25th Anniversary, Kathryn!)
    This episode originally aired in March of 2022. We will be back next week with Troop Beverly Hills and Sucker Punch to finish out this Donny Appreciation Month!
    Head to FACTOR MEALS.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off!
    Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (we're covering "The Comeback" starting this week!) as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps!
    We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!
    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
    Support the show
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr 2 min
    TGIF 3/15/24: The Oscars, Kate Middleton's Photoshop Fail, and More Mangina Mayhem!

    TGIF 3/15/24: The Oscars, Kate Middleton's Photoshop Fail, and More Mangina Mayhem!

    Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps!
    The Cute Ones are fresh out of a ditch and ready to talk about Barry Keoghan and Sabrina Carpenter’s relationship, Beyonce’s Cowboy Carter cover reveal, Hillary Duff’s fourth pregnancy, Drew Barrymore’s furniture line at Walmart, and Ariana’s Eternal Sunshine album.
    A lot happened at the Oscars, and while Chelsea and Donny might not know who won the awards, they paid CLOSE attention to John Cena's Ken Doll bulge and are concerned about those amputated dog arms! Oh, and speaking of amputated arms - where are Kate's wrists in the new photos of the Royal Family??
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
    We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!
    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
    Support the show
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 34 min
    Little Shop of Horrors (The Cuties Plan a Kidnapping!)

    Little Shop of Horrors (The Cuties Plan a Kidnapping!)

    Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps!
    Chelsea is out of bed and ready to celebrate International Women’s Day… but not before celebrating week 2 of Donny Appreciation Month. And what better way to celebrate? By going to Skid row to watch “Little Shop of Horrors,” of course! The duo discuss their weirdest coworkers, window displays, and the statute of limitations for spoilers (how quick is too quick to ruin a movie’s ending?) Then, they try to outdo each other with the parts they’ve received in Christmas pageants, but agree that straight men are the gayest men in the world. And as Donny turns 38, the Cute Ones need to know: what is middle age? Is Donny close to death?
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
    We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!
    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
    Support the show
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr
    TGIF 3/8/24: The Traitors, Deep Throating Eggs, and Throwing Tantrums in Public!

    TGIF 3/8/24: The Traitors, Deep Throating Eggs, and Throwing Tantrums in Public!

    Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps!
    With season 2 of The Traitors complete, Chelsea and Donny break down the highs and lows of this season.
    If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!
    We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!
    Follow Us on Social Media!
    TikTok: @cuteonepodcast
    Chelsea: @ohnochels
    Donny: @realdonnywood
    Support the show
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 37 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
1.3K Ratings

1.3K Ratings

Lizzy4Schizzy ,

Just delightful

A rollercoaster of emotions, in each and every episode. Each episode is just delightful!

Juelz0011 ,

Wonderfully unhinged!

I look forward to their podcasts every week and I enjoy every minute of craziness 🤣

BellsOfTheBall ,

So Funny

I love how Chelsea and Donny make fun of each other in the best way. Love the nostalgia too.

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