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Where snark and facts meet, have a few drinks, and see what happens.

I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki Craig Rozniecki

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Where snark and facts meet, have a few drinks, and see what happens.

    "What's His Face?" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 13)

    "What's His Face?" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 13)

    “What’s His Face?”I hadn’t heard of you since your defeatThen you up and decided to rage-tweetI can’t believe it was nearly four years agoYou got your a$$ handed to you by Sleepy Joe Gone are your clip-on tie, cheap a$$ wig, and endless hateWhen asked about you, I say, “What’s his face?” You disappeared like coronavirusThis vaccine takes 80 years to functionI can’t believe it was nearly four years agoYou got your a$$ handed to you by Sleepy Joe Gone are your clip-on tie, cheap a$$ wig, and endless hateWhen asked about you, I say, “What’s his face?” Remember, NovemberKKK flags were at half mastRemember, NovemberKKK flags were at half mastYou’re like a ghost in timeWhite, absentInvisibleOut of our lifeYou’re like a ghost in timeWhite, absentInvisibleOut of all our lives Out, out, out, out You brought forth the darknessHoped to never see the sun riseThat we’d sleep foreverWe woke to kick out the traitor Bookshttps://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO Bloghttps://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/ Twitterhttps://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

    • 4 min
    "(No) Winning"

    "(No) Winning"

    “(No) Winning”The day has finally comeThe sun is shining high and brightReady to wait several hours in lineI’m about to cast my voteMy head high and proudYou are so going down In the USAWe will no longer be ashamedNBC calls itDonald Trump got the sh*t kicked out of him Tears stroll down his cheeksAs he asks Putin how they can still cheatHe then whines and tweetsSays prepare for his victory speech He goes to the micSays he pulled off the biggest comebackEven though he lostHe thinks the scoring is like golf Who’s gonna tell him?You can’t kick the ball till it goes inThe United States of America winsAs you become someone’s bitch in prison Russia cried todayA clothed Putin is riding horsebackHis shirt staying onAs he thinks about dumping Don Democracy winsDemocracy winsEveryone wins if democracy wins Democracy winsDemocracy winsEveryone wins if democracy wins Suppression laws blew up in their faceGerrymandering got you nowhereYou’re not going to silence our voiceYou can f*ck right off for all that we care Tell a child not to reach into the jarHe’ll look at you, smirk, and head toward it right awayStrip the rights of which our soldiers died forWe’ll stand together and piss on your leg We drank tons of water todayDrank 13 jugs of water todayWe haven’t peed at all todayYour legs will get soaked today About to sprayMake our mark todayDoesn’t matter what you doWhat you do, say, or thinkIf you try to deny our rightsBurn our Constitution We’ll make your tiny balls shrink He awoke, then tuned in to Fox and FriendsHoping Kilmeade and Douche give him positive spin Searching for a signJust give him a lineA single word shall sufficeJust “win” will do He thinks it’s comingIt’s going to happenFullest context is of no relevance What happened?Nobody liked you, everyone blocked youWhat happened?The mob has attacked you for being TrumpWhat happened?Everyone blocked you, nobody liked youWhat happened?The mob has attacked you for being Trump That’s what f*cking happened Woo! Yeah! You lost out on the West CoastYou lost on the East Coast tooYou lost over on the islandsAnd made the desert blue You lost with the young votersYou lost with boomers as wellYou lost with family membersAnd porn stars you have blackmailed You lost with the scientistsYou lost with all the doctorsMuslims want to ban your a$$Hispanics want to build a wallWe don’t want an arrogant covidiotSo we want you outGet the hell outGet the hell out He’s about to fly far from hereIt is January 20th of next yearWith some TP stuck to his shoesHe’s trembling in fear He’s facing lawsuits every which wayFrom laundering to an Al Capone wannabeFrom Tijuana to Augusta, MaineHe wants outta here As he leaves his jet-planeBalance finally feels restoredAmerica may possibly be somewhat sane againAfter led by a yuge CheetoWe have hit hell bottomBut can rise up and HopeWe now have hope againHopeWe now have hope again The bullying will now stopHe finally got his dueHe was quite weak after allWe melted this snowflake with our will and HopeWe now have hope againHopeWe now have hope againHopeWe now have hope againHopeWe now have hope againHopeWe now have hope againHopeWe now have hope againHopeWe now have hope againHopeWe now have hope again Nobody liked youEveryone blocked youThe mob has attacked you for being Trump Bookshttps://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO Bloghttps://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/ Twitterhttps://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

    • 9 min
    "Wake Us Up When October Ends" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 11)

    "Wake Us Up When October Ends" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 11)

    “Wake Us Up When October Ends”The day can’t come soon enoughThe day Trump gets his a$$ kicked outWake us up when October ends Walking like he has bad goutHis hate rallies never stopWake us up when October ends Here come the tweets againComing out his a$$As thousands die todayFrom his incompetence As he degrades the pressUnable to form a sentenceWake us up when October ends The day can’t come soon enoughThe day Trump gets his a$$ kicked outWake us up when October ends Debates the truth againUp is down and blue is redWake us up when October ends Here come the tweets againComing out his a$$As thousands die todayFrom his incompetence As he degrades the pressUnable to form a sentenceWake us up when October ends The day can’t come soon enoughThe day Trump gets his a$$ kicked outWake us up when October ends Walking like he has bad goutHis hate rallies will now stopWake us up when October endsWake us up when October endsWake us up when October ends Bookshttps://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO Bloghttps://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/ Twitterhttps://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

    • 4 min
    "Twittermob" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 10)

    "Twittermob" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 10)

    “Twittermob”Nobody liked youEveryone blocked youThe mob has attacked you for bashing Trump Here come all the bots and trollsPunctuation errors all the timeMisspelling “the” and “stupid”Having the grammar of tulipsNever spoken English in their lives Here come the same old insultsYou’re a socialist communist MarxistThey don’t know what those words meanThey think they’re all shades of greenWhen you prove them wrong, they call you racist I just called Trump a bigly sack of sh*tThe Russian mob is now reporting itI used an asterisk, not an “i”The judge says I won’t do any time They won’t stop until Moscow sleepsThey won’t stop until Putin saysWhy is the sun up?Where did the night go?I swear it’s past time to go to bed Even trolls need some beauty rest Fact-checkers and common sense will never scare them offEnglish teachers’ red marks will make them laugh Best to move on They’re not the Judases of NambiaThey defend Taint Donny in spite ofHis care and concern for just himselfTo rock the boat that is America They won’t stop until Moscow sleepsThey won’t stop until Putin saysWhy is the sun up?Where did the night go?I swear it’s past time to go to bed I say they can’t shake this placeUnless we allow themThey can be persistent as hellBut can never be Warren Bookshttps://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO Bloghttps://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/ Twitterhttps://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

    • 3 min
    "Diversionary World" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 9)

    "Diversionary World" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 9)

    “Diversionary World”It’s a diversionary worldLook over there – a squirrelThe shiny object of today Exposed of yet another crimeWhat can he do this time?So the press will look his way? He broke the law againRigging his own electionHe asks for Russia’s hackingGets on his knees for Putin He fires one of the very bestBetter than all of the restOne who had no experience He says POWs aren’t heroesIt’s because they were capturedNever did deal with bone spurs He broke the law againRigging his own electionHe asks for Russia’s hackingGets on his knees for Putin He broke the law againRigging his own electionHe asks for Russia’s hackingHe wants a killer’s backingHe talks like he’s attackingGets on his knees for Putin It’s a diversionary worldA diversionary worldA diversionary worldA diversionary world Bookshttps://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO Bloghttps://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/ Twitterhttps://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

    • 3 min
    "Here's the Bombshell" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 8)

    "Here's the Bombshell" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 8)

    “Here’s the Bombshell”Here’s the bombshellHere’s the gameHe grabbed some pu$$yIt is on the tape Here’s the bombshellHere’s the big leakHe sold out the nationFor a piece of cheese From abused powers to golden showersHe’s the traitor thatWent and betrayed us all He’s the sh*t stainOn our countryThe stench needs to be wiped offPermanently What’s he tweeting?Is he obstructing?Threatening potential witnesses?Well, of course he is He’s in troubleLike a coupleOf drunken eldersIn a cornfieldMaze that was never there He tweets a bunch of nonsenseDeflects blame to you and meHe repeats hyperbolicsNot knowing what that meansThen becomes a viral meme He tweets a bunch of nonsenseDeflects blame to you and meHe repeats hyperbolicsNot knowing what that meansThen becomes a viral meme Here’s the bombshellHere’s the gameHe grabbed some pu$$yIt is on the tape Here’s the bombshellHere’s the big leakHe sold out the nationFor a piece of cheese Here’s the bombshellHere’s the gameHe grabbed some pu$$yIt is on the tape Here’s the bombshellHere’s the big leakHe sold out the nationFor a piece of cheese Here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshellAnd it is on the tape Here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshellAnd it is on the tape Bookshttps://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO Bloghttps://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/ Twitterhttps://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

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