12 episodes

A rocket scientist, a cowgirl, a p*rnstar, and a mom walk into a dungeon ... and those are just the players. I SEDUCE THE DRAGON is an actual play D&D podcast that requires absolutely no prior knowledge of Dungeons & Dragons to love! High production value, engaging characters and incredible chemistry make a great time for even casual listeners.

I Seduce The Dragon I Seduce The Dragon

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    • 5.0 • 40 Ratings

A rocket scientist, a cowgirl, a p*rnstar, and a mom walk into a dungeon ... and those are just the players. I SEDUCE THE DRAGON is an actual play D&D podcast that requires absolutely no prior knowledge of Dungeons & Dragons to love! High production value, engaging characters and incredible chemistry make a great time for even casual listeners.

    Episode 01: Pilot

    Episode 01: Pilot

    We begin in the town of Good Mead.  Items made of chardalyn have been going missing, but is that really our problem?

    Content Warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity. 

     

    Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com

    Website: https://www.istdpod.com/

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon

     

    Cast:

    Erastus played by Ryan Keely (@ryankeelytm)

    Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps (@cristinavanepps)

    Martha played by Flanders

    Gentry played by Dana Scarborough 

    The DM is Jess Parks (@parqx)
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 1 hr 9 min
    Episode 01 (Clippy's Version): Pilot

    Episode 01 (Clippy's Version): Pilot

    This is the SAME Episode 1, but with added commentary for D&D beginners!  Our most experienced player, Cristina (affectionately dubbed our "D&D Clippy"), and DM Jess interject with playful explainers to help you catch on if you're totally new to this. 

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    We begin in the town of Good Mead.  Items made of chardalyn have been going missing, but is that really our problem?

    Content Warning: violence, torture, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity. 

     

    Website

    Patreon

    Instagram: @istdpod

    Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com

     

    Cast:

    Erastus played by Ryan Keely

    Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps

    Martha played by Flanders

    Gentry played by Dana Scarborough 

    The DM is Jess Parks

     

    Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

     
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 1 hr 14 min
    Episode 02: Doom Sores on Dragon's Wings

    Episode 02: Doom Sores on Dragon's Wings

    A dragon descends upon Martha’s new town. Martha and Tohri strike a deal.

    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

     

    Find us: 


    Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com
    Website
    Patreon
    Instagram: @istdpod

     

    Cast:


    Erastus played by Ryan Keely
    Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
    Martha played by Flanders
    Gentry played by Dana Scarborough 
    The DM is Jess Parks

    Thanks to Chris Westlake for that ear-worm theme song
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 43 min
    Episode 02 (Clippy's Version): Doom Sores on Dragon's Wings

    Episode 02 (Clippy's Version): Doom Sores on Dragon's Wings

    This is the SAME Episode 2, but with added commentary for D&D beginners!  Our most experienced player, Cristina (affectionately dubbed our "D&D Clippy"), and DM Jess interject with playful explainers to help you catch on if you're totally new to this.  

     


    A dragon descends upon Martha’s new town. Martha and Tohri strike a deal.

    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

     

    Find us: 


    Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com
    Website
    Patreon
    Instagram: @istdpod

     

    Cast:


    Erastus played by Ryan Keely
    Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
    Martha played by Flanders
    Gentry played by Dana Scarborough 
    The DM is Jess Parks

    Thanks to Chris Westlake for that ear-worm theme song
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 50 min
    Episode 03: Best Roleplay Mates

    Episode 03: Best Roleplay Mates

    The dragon fled to Easthaven but the crew gives chase.  Old beefs become shaky alliances. 

    “Best Friends” Guitar lick by John Huldt

    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

     

    Find us:



    Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com



    Website



    Twitter/Instagram: @istdpod



    Cast:



    Erastus played by Ryan Keely



    Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps



    Martha played by Flanders



    Gentry played by Dana Scarborough 



    The DM is Jess Parks



    Theme music by Chris Westlake
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Episode 04: The Strongest A**holes in the Ten Towns

    Episode 04: The Strongest A**holes in the Ten Towns

    The dragon falls.  Everyone gets a cookie.  Erastus extracts information from a very unlucky captive.

    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

     

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    Contact:


    iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com
    Website
    Patreon
    Instagram: @istdpod

     

    Cast:


    Erastus played by Ryan Keely
    Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
    Martha played by Flanders
    Gentry played by Dana Scarborough 
    The DM is Jess Parks

    Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

     
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 43 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
40 Ratings

40 Ratings

Kay.Tea.Did88 ,

Absolutely unhinged DnD times

And aren’t those the best? Creative players, great GM, amazing production quality

ihatechoosingnickm ,

So much fun!

Great DM, fun players, and antics galore! And holy boobs! What’s not to love?

TroutCreative ,

Super fun with excellent production

Incredibly well produced. If only my D&D group was this lively. Great cast. Everyone clearly knows their improv. I wish they were weekly drops because I burned through they episodes way too quickly! Keep up the great work.

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