I Seduce The Dragon I Seduce The Dragon
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A rocket scientist, a cowgirl, a p*rnstar, and a mom walk into a dungeon ... and those are just the players. I SEDUCE THE DRAGON is an actual play D&D podcast that requires absolutely no prior knowledge of Dungeons & Dragons to love! High production value, engaging characters and incredible chemistry make a great time for even casual listeners.
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Episode 01: Pilot
We begin in the town of Good Mead. Items made of chardalyn have been going missing, but is that really our problem?
Content Warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity.
Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com
Website: https://www.istdpod.com/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
Cast:
Erastus played by Ryan Keely (@ryankeelytm)
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps (@cristinavanepps)
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks (@parqx)
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
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Episode 01 (Clippy's Version): Pilot
This is the SAME Episode 1, but with added commentary for D&D beginners! Our most experienced player, Cristina (affectionately dubbed our "D&D Clippy"), and DM Jess interject with playful explainers to help you catch on if you're totally new to this.
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We begin in the town of Good Mead. Items made of chardalyn have been going missing, but is that really our problem?
Content Warning: violence, torture, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity.
Website
Patreon
Instagram: @istdpod
Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com
Cast:
Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks
Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. -
Episode 02: Doom Sores on Dragon's Wings
A dragon descends upon Martha’s new town. Martha and Tohri strike a deal.
Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity
Find us:
Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com
Website
Patreon
Instagram: @istdpod
Cast:
Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks
Thanks to Chris Westlake for that ear-worm theme song
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. -
Episode 02 (Clippy's Version): Doom Sores on Dragon's Wings
This is the SAME Episode 2, but with added commentary for D&D beginners! Our most experienced player, Cristina (affectionately dubbed our "D&D Clippy"), and DM Jess interject with playful explainers to help you catch on if you're totally new to this.
A dragon descends upon Martha’s new town. Martha and Tohri strike a deal.
Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity
Find us:
Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com
Website
Patreon
Instagram: @istdpod
Cast:
Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks
Thanks to Chris Westlake for that ear-worm theme song
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. -
Episode 03: Best Roleplay Mates
The dragon fled to Easthaven but the crew gives chase. Old beefs become shaky alliances.
“Best Friends” Guitar lick by John Huldt
Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity
Find us:
Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com
Website
Twitter/Instagram: @istdpod
Cast:
Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks
Theme music by Chris Westlake
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. -
Episode 04: The Strongest A**holes in the Ten Towns
The dragon falls. Everyone gets a cookie. Erastus extracts information from a very unlucky captive.
Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity
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Contact:
iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com
Website
Patreon
Instagram: @istdpod
Cast:
Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks
Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Customer Reviews
So much fun!
Great DM, fun players, and antics galore! And holy boobs! What’s not to love?
Super fun with excellent production
Incredibly well produced. If only my D&D group was this lively. Great cast. Everyone clearly knows their improv. I wish they were weekly drops because I burned through they episodes way too quickly! Keep up the great work.
So funny!
I just found this podcast randomly and I am more than happy I did. It’s so funny and definitely not family friendly lol!!