Johnny Dare Morning Show Audacy

I don't think we can overstate just how small today's guest, exotic dancer Tiny Texie really is.

But while she's only 3'6"....she's got an attitude 3 times her size!!She stopped by the studio this morning with her finacee Anastasia and their opening act, Chanel to promote their shows this weekend at Bazooka's and it was a wild ride!!

Let's face it....flamethrowers? COOL!A robot dog? ALSO COOL!!

But...a f*****g robot dog with a flame thrower mounted to it?TAKE OUR MONEY!!!!!!!!Our friend Quinn from Throw Fame is making all of our wildest dreams come true and we talked to him all about it today!!!

Just a month ago, our production director and dear friend AJ had a near fatal cardiac event, his heart stopping for 6-8 minutes and eventually leading to major bypass surgery...but he's on the mend and today is his birthday, so we had to give our boy a call to see how he's doin'!!!

Christian Okoye's story is the stuff of Hollywood dreams...growing up poor in Nigeria, he was a gifted athlete in track & field...he moved to America at age 21 to train for the Olympics...at age 23, he decided to play football, having never played the game in his life...and a few short years later, he was drafted by the Chiefs, becoming one of the most feared players in NFL, being dubbed The Nigerian Nightmare and leading the NFL in rushing at age 28.

We got the talk to Christian this morning about all of that, as well as his big charity event this Sunday!

You need rubber lovin'?We have said rubber lovin' to give ya!WHY? Because we are givers, people! WE CARE!

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Florida's Rene Remund and his wife spent 3 weeks in Switzerland visiting family...and before they left, they double checked with their cell provider to make sure they wouldn't incur any roaming charges...they were assured they were all good...BUT?They weren't. They returned to a cell bill totaling $143, 442.74!!We talked to Rene this morning all about it!