50 episodes

So you're single. You've tried Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, OKCupid, JSwipe, Christian Mingle, Farmers Only, Purrsonals. Shut up, we know you have. So we wrote a show about using them to find dates. Not an advice show, a scripted show. Like on TV, but you can't watch it. You can listen to it though, and imagine that we're more attractive than we really are. You can feel comfort in knowing that you're not alone. Well, technically we're all alone. We all die alone anyway. But this show is funny! Way funnier than dying alone.



What's that, you're not single? You can listen too. But don't be smug about the fact that you're not enduring the torture that is dating apps. You probably fall asleep lonely while you're next to your spouse. You don't have to admit it, we know it's happening. It's fine, we're here for you.

Too Old To Date Too Old To Date

    • Comedy
    • 4.7 • 63 Ratings

So you're single. You've tried Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, OKCupid, JSwipe, Christian Mingle, Farmers Only, Purrsonals. Shut up, we know you have. So we wrote a show about using them to find dates. Not an advice show, a scripted show. Like on TV, but you can't watch it. You can listen to it though, and imagine that we're more attractive than we really are. You can feel comfort in knowing that you're not alone. Well, technically we're all alone. We all die alone anyway. But this show is funny! Way funnier than dying alone.



What's that, you're not single? You can listen too. But don't be smug about the fact that you're not enduring the torture that is dating apps. You probably fall asleep lonely while you're next to your spouse. You don't have to admit it, we know it's happening. It's fine, we're here for you.

    Feeling Exposed

    Feeling Exposed

    Mike goes out on a limb to get Becky back. Brad looks to redeem himself after a dating failure in Michigan.







    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.







    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo







    Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb, and Simon DIck







    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson







    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!







    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.







    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.







    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.







    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost







    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    • 22 min
    Kamehameha Dog

    Kamehameha Dog

    Mike’s friends try to make heads or tails out of his extreme plan to win Becky back. 







    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.







    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo







    Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb, and Simon DIck







    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson







    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!







    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.







    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.







    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.







    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost







    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    • 12 min
    Thirst Traps

    Thirst Traps

    Brad finally gets to the bottom of Amber’s new thirst trap habit. Mike has big news for his friends. 







    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.







    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo







    Additional voices by Aaron Gottlieb, and Chelsea Townsend







    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson







    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!







    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.







    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.







    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.







    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost







    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    • 14 min
    Political Spectrum

    Political Spectrum

    Brad, still visiting his family and friends in Michigan, tries to get caught up on his mom’s personal life. In New York, Mike sees Leslie in an uncomfortable situation. 















    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.







    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo







    Additional voice by Harold Garoon







    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson







    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!







    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.







    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.







    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.







    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost







    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    • 14 min
    Foot Special

    Foot Special

    Kyle has a wild idea to help Mike get his mind off of his troubles. Brad visits his high school friends and notices the differences between dating in a city and a suburb.







    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.







    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo







    Additional voices by Kevin Ford, Jake Ziegler, Aaron Gottlieb, and Elvira Gawenska







    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson







    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!







    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.







    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.







    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.







    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost







    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    • 16 min
    White Whale

    White Whale

    On a trip to his hometown in Michigan, Brad gets the low down on the middle school dating scene from his 12-year-old half-brother. In New York, Mike tries to take his mind off of Becky by attempting to catch his white whale. 















    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.







    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo







    Additional voice by Harold Garoon







    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson







    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!







    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.







    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.







    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.







    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost







    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    • 14 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
63 Ratings

63 Ratings

newpodie ,

Insightful....

This is a hilarious podcast, I love the dynamics b/w Mike and Brad! Always puts me in a good mood listening...

Aftonlisa88 ,

Great

This is my favorite podcast at the moment! Need more episodes

Non Mon 20-somthing ,

Thumbs Up

I just listened to the Thumbs Up episode and probably my fave episode yet!!!! i just wish that these guys were longer because they're SO GOOD! If you havent listened to this pod yet i'm jellouse bc you get to binge it. <3

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