124 episodes

*Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019*
Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

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Welcome To Patchwork Welcome To Patchwork

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 11 Ratings

*Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019*
Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Patch #107 - How To Get Dressed For The Day

    Patch #107 - How To Get Dressed For The Day

    From preparing the night before to cuffing your sleeves, Patch 107 covers the gamut of a morning dress up routine. Josh talks us through the first thing he does in the morning before putting on clothes; Christian explores the relationship between wearing nice clothes and being productive and Dion explains why he wears an elastic band as a bracelet. Josh stuns us with the structures and systems he has implemented in his life, Christian explores his 7-day cycle and Dion begs us to consider the rule, "there's a hat for everyone". We also check in about accessorizing and clothing flair.
    We also play Hi Team and an old favourite, Really Good.
    Click here to watch Patch 107 on YouTube
    Search for us on social media to see clips of the show: We're on Instagram, YouTube, Tiktok, Twitter and Facebook. linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork
    For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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    • 35 min
    Patch #106 - How To Enjoy A Flight

    Patch #106 - How To Enjoy A Flight

    Please keep your seatbelts fastened for Patch 106 as we teach you how to enjoy a flight!
    We start by covering what we pack in our carry on: Josh is obsessed with charging his devices, Dion has an interesting kind of neck pillow and Christian reflects on a magical moment with a reclining Italian man. We then look at what we first do to settle into the flight: where do you put your feet? do you think about what films you'll watch? We also discuss how much water we drink during the flight and the hotly contested, best seat on the plane. Finally, Christian vents about his broken dreams of getting drunk on a flight with very attentive crew.
    We also do a quick Soundcheck (Dog Breeds) and play Time To Think.
    Click here to watch Patch 106 on YouTube
    Search for us on social media to see clips of the show: We're on Instagram, YouTube, Tiktok, Twitter and Facebook. linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork
    For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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    • 34 min
    Patch #105 - How To Choose A Restaurant

    Patch #105 - How To Choose A Restaurant

    We all enjoy eating at restaurants. But have you ever really thought about how or why we choose those restaurants? In this Patch, we dive into some of the key considerations that go into picking a restaurant. Are you swayed by spruikers throwing in a glass of wine? Will you pick a 'feed me' option? Do you care about the name of the restaurant? In this episode, Josh expresses his love for menus stuck to the front window of a restaurant, Christian vents about the 'please wait to be seated' sign and Dion talks about dietary requirements (again).
    We also play Oh Wow Of the Week (OWOW) and Nursery Rhymes.
    Search for us on social media to see clips of the show: We're on Instagram, YouTube, Tiktok, Twitter and Facebook. linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork
    For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    • 36 min
    Patch #104 - How To Open A Door

    Patch #104 - How To Open A Door

    We navigate the difficult questions and considerations around walking through doors. First door in our line of sight is the revolving door. After dissecting some of the nuances of entering one of the revolving door 'slices', we look at some of the other classic doors: sliding doors, fly-screens, car doors, van doors and the enigmatic turnstiles and plastic strips at the front of milkbars. After talking about our favourite types of doors, we move onto key chains and the keys you carry. Finally, we address the etiquette of holding the door open for others.
    We also play Copy Cat and Patchword of the Day.
    Search for us on social media to see clips of the show: We're on Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok and Facebook. linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork
    For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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    • 48 min
    Patch #103 - How To Enjoy Your Birthday

    Patch #103 - How To Enjoy Your Birthday

    Should you wish someone happy birthday in a group thread if you've already wished them happy birthday in your own separate thread. We also ponder what questions you should ask someone on their birthday. Plus Christian reveals how many of his childhood birthdays were spent at Crown: A World of Entertainment. Plus find out if you can give Gordon's Gin as a present!
    Search for us on social media to see clips of the show: We're on Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok and Facebook. linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork
    For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    • 44 min
    Patch #102 - How To Try Before You Buy

    Patch #102 - How To Try Before You Buy

    This week we give you the indispensable instruction manual on how to properly try shoes, clothes and cars. Dion gives us a surprise Roobois Challenge, and Christian writes the rulebook for when you can return items to a store.
    Search for us on social media to see clips of the show: We're on Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok and Facebook. linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork
    For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch in our off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    • 41 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
11 Ratings

11 Ratings

P-Rad23 ,

Really really good!

Very original, thoughtful and funny

Steve Shaheen ,

Laughing all the way home

Three funny dudes who know how to make me laugh. A great stress reliever on the way home from a crap day.

jack130413 ,

really good

really good

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