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Join us as Dungeon Master Dick and best friend adventurers explore ancient lands and sci-fi worlds. We are a group of artists and illustrators who mess around in our DM Dick Dynamite's made up fantasy lands and laugh while we do. Join us on our haphazard adventure. Get bonus content on Patreon
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Backwater Bastards Backwater Bastards

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 33 Ratings

Join us as Dungeon Master Dick and best friend adventurers explore ancient lands and sci-fi worlds. We are a group of artists and illustrators who mess around in our DM Dick Dynamite's made up fantasy lands and laugh while we do. Join us on our haphazard adventure. Get bonus content on Patreon
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    S2E15: Cleo Day Part 3 - Two weeks notice

    S2E15: Cleo Day Part 3 - Two weeks notice

    Cleo and The Caps saw the secret in the bowels of the factory and have been on the loose ever since. They survived the walls, the charges, and even their own poor disguises. Somehow they’ve got to free their people from the factory’s fate and figure out how to get back up to the surface… With the take, of course. And each other.
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    Starring:
    DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
    Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon
    Bortis -- Daniel Matthews
    Fronn - Willem van Biljon
    Episode art by Max Behrens
    Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
    Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
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    • 1 hr 38 min
    S2E14: Cleo Day Part 2 - When dirt hurt

    S2E14: Cleo Day Part 2 - When dirt hurt

    Posing as eager future employees, Cleo and The Caps gain entry to the factory. They stow their old gear, pull on their new jumpsuits, and feel their first hot water showers. They head further and further underground - still unsure what the job is, but keeping an eye peeled for the take to end all takes... The wonders of the factory are so strange that they nearly forget the one truth of the Bringening... That no good take comes easy.
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    Starring:
    DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
    Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon
    Bortis -- Daniel Matthews
    Fronn - Willem van Biljon
    Episode art by Clawde Everproud
    Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
    Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
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    • 1 hr 31 min
    S2E13: Cleo Day Part 1 - Wet Food

    S2E13: Cleo Day Part 1 - Wet Food

    Cleo deCap is just another dirt farmer on Daius. And so is Bortis, and Fron- and everybody else they know. Thing is, Cleo has bigger dreams than just farming dirt. The Bringening is coming up, and the whole dang town and then some will be turning up to see it. This is the year that she's going to score a take bigger than Margot Blue Eyes McCracken- or anybody! Cause there's a shiny new factory down the way- and Margot thinks it's full of Ursine slavers.. But Cleo knows it's full of TAKES. 


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    Starring:
    DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
    Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon
    Bortis -- Daniel Matthews
    Fronn - Willem van Biljon

    Episode art by Clawde Everproud
    Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
    Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

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    • 1 hr 55 min
    S2E12: Live, Laugh, Love [feat. Adal Rifai of Hello from the Magic Tavern]

    S2E12: Live, Laugh, Love [feat. Adal Rifai of Hello from the Magic Tavern]

    The Bastards go out for a cola, and come back forever changed.
    Board the nightmare taxi and LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE the truest adventure of your wildest dreams with The Bastards, and Adal Rifai of Hello from the Magic Tavern! A small stop for a Sassy Mama Cola turns into a life or death quest to save MidSpace as we know it- and grant a cosmic being their ultimate dream.
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    Starring:
    DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
    Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon
    Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
    Special Featured Guest/Johnny Peepers -- Adal Rifai of Hello from the Magic Tavern

    Episode art by Bodie
    Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
    Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
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    • 1 hr 1 min
    S2E11: Back in the hole

    S2E11: Back in the hole

    Did somebody call for a hole expert?

    The galaxy's favorite hole experts are BACK in MidSpace and looking for a new place to stash their ship. Can't just leave it under Princess Zhu Zhu's nose! Jump on board and scout for real estate as our crew makes their way (downtown) through the sectors of MidSpace that they never got to see before, and then some! (..And don't forget to think some "green thoughts" while you're at it. You'll thank us later.)

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    Starring:
    DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
    Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon
    Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews

    Episode art by Daniel Matthews
    Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
    Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

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    • 1 hr 39 min
    S2E10: The Source of the Sauce

    S2E10: The Source of the Sauce

    The Bastards get fed up!

    Yup! You heard that right. The Bastards have arrived at Stu's, The Home of the "Everything", for a quick lil bite to eat before heading out back into space. They're rolling for initiative but this time.. It's on dinner. 

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    Starring:
    DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
    Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon
    Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews

    Episode art by Daniel
    Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
    Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

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    • 2 hr 2 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
33 Ratings

33 Ratings

Imagamaster4 ,

Constant hours of laughter-inducing content

I was a little skeptical at first because i was looking for something else to listen to after getting caught up on Not Another DnD podcast, and quickly grew to love the characters. Kind of a high nose super villain gang but in a fun way you don’t mind cheering for.

Peta Qin-Jacobs ,

A sci-do adventure with some idiots

Great team dynamic and some super funny improv! Looking forward to more!

crazythedayaway ,

Entertaining for hours

I binged this for hours straight. Enjoyed every second! It gave me a true appreciation for D&D!

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