12 episodes

Unfiltered convos from two, smutty, no f***s given slappers trying to find light in the lesser spoken realities of womanhood and beyond.

No Holes Barred Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 81 Ratings

Unfiltered convos from two, smutty, no f***s given slappers trying to find light in the lesser spoken realities of womanhood and beyond.

    C**t Stim Slags

    C**t Stim Slags

    In this weeks episode we discuss the rich, divine and utterly beautiful reality of masterbation and why it's about time we owned it. Victoria shares some interesting statistics including being the owner of 5 dildos whilst Laura unravels her obscure sexual turn ons....
     
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    • 46 min
    Dick Pics and Spaghetti Bolognese with Layla at lalalaletmeexplain

    Dick Pics and Spaghetti Bolognese with Layla at lalalaletmeexplain

    In this episode we kick start Series 2 with an honest chat with Layla from lalalaletmeexplain about the complexities of feeling the "ick" and the reality of dating d******d men. 
     
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    • 49 min
    The Fanny Farter of Doom

    The Fanny Farter of Doom

    In this episode we round up Series One with a little story about that time Laura ran across a beach like Miss Trunchball trying not to poo herself, why you should never go on fairground rides whilst on your period and wonder .... how far up her hoof did that bike pole go!?!?!
     
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    • 41 min
    The Vulva Diaries

    The Vulva Diaries

    In this weeks episode we discuss the misfortune of losing your virginity to a bike, how many of us truly know our Vulvas and getting inventive with ham and a toilet roll...
     
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    • 46 min
    The Witchetty Grub

    The Witchetty Grub

    In this weeks episode we discover that it is in fact possible for an erect man to be turned into a Witchetty Grub with a little help from cling film, how we're all a bunch of proud wankers and leave you all questioning .... how good of a recreation of Vic's pubey fanny can Laura manage using only her Son's Play-Doh?

     
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    • 52 min
    The Fanny Yarn Knitters

    The Fanny Yarn Knitters

    In this week's episode we give thanks to to the male listeners who appreciate our open mouthed filth, question what is considered too many spunky tissues in a pillow protector and wonder how many scarves could be made from a ball of yarn shoved up your minge?

     
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    • 38 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
81 Ratings

81 Ratings

PotteryGirl80 ,

Thank you

In my adult life I have never found a female friend with whom I could completely be my filthy self. This podcast makes me feel like I am having a glass of wine with two kindred spirits. Thanks for sharing your authentic selves with us.

Mom_of_Metal ,

Hilarious!

These 2 are amazing! I love the back and forth banter, and real look at motherhood in addition to the hilarious stories. I look forward to this coming out every Tuesday! Sorry to the person who has only encountered tight arsed Americans, but there are plenty of us who have a great sense of humor - I’ve turned all my friends onto this and these amazing ladies. Keep em comin, I’ll keep listening and laughin :)

the laughing Scot ,

USA is no fun

Love you both, you are amazingly REAL! Living in the USA the past 9 years. I am from Scotland the hubby from Cumbria. I have found Americans do not have a sense of humor..well the ones I know (sorry Americans ). They just don’t like to make fun of themselves or talk openly about sex or body issues etc. So I am loving your post cast ladies you are a breath of fresh air and make me miss home so much!I had to tell an American friend once what smegma was! god knows how that came up in conversation anyhoo we are no longer friends!

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