40 episodes

Michael and Matt spend their time asking the unanswered and answering the unasked, looking at news and online stuff too. A mix of comedy and genuinely interesting questions of discussion to educate and entertain.

More episodes can also be found on our YouTube channel of the same name

Do Geese Have Udders‪?‬ Michael Gooch & Matthew Thompson

    • Comedy

Michael and Matt spend their time asking the unanswered and answering the unasked, looking at news and online stuff too. A mix of comedy and genuinely interesting questions of discussion to educate and entertain.

More episodes can also be found on our YouTube channel of the same name

    Episode 70 - The 2021 Christmas Special

    Episode 70 - The 2021 Christmas Special

    They wanted to do a Christmas Special last year, but lockdown shattered those dreams (hence the one of unused clips). But now, finally, Michael and Matt have been able to get not one, not two, but all four of our previous guests; Will, Darius, Rebecca and finally, his first time in the shed, Ben!  

    The show opens with an introduction to our guests; most of whom are in a festive spirit, including Christmas jumpers and socks. We then share some stories from memorable Christmas's we've had in the past, including something very special about Ben and why his Christmas's are a little different. Darius asks a ridiculous question which Will dubs as 'The Afternoon Salmon'.  

    A Christmas game is clearly needed and Michael brings a festive favourite played on 8 Out Of 10 Cats by Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Does the game go smoothly? No. Do the players understand the game? No again. Is it hilarious to listen to? Absolutely.  

    Darius forgot that Michael gave him homework for this episode; to deliver the best Christmas joke. Please let us know in the comments on how you think he did.  

    For today, Matt's done away with the Fact Folder and dives into his OneDrive for a list of debates for our guests; when he's not distracted by the Toby Carvery menu. They're not all Christmassy, but if your Christmas dinner table conversations were needing some inspiration, it might be worth a listen.  

    Presents are exchanged in a DGHU Secret Santa and - since money is tight - everyone has been given the budget of £1. Some gifts loved, some pushing the budget and some with a handwritten note inside written in German.  

    Wrapping up with a thanks to all of our guests and contributors; Michael, Matt, Will, Darius, Rebecca, Ben and Mercedes.   

    Merry Christmas from DGHU and we'll hopefully see you soon in the new year!    



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    Mercedes' Work - www.urlfox.bandcamp.com - (Twitter) https://twitter.com/URLFOX 

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    • 1 hr 6 min
    Episode 69 - Potato Masher

    Episode 69 - Potato Masher

    Back to usual now and Matt opens the episode with a Knock Knock joke, with a door related fact to go with it. The pair then work together in deciding on how to improve the doorknob.  

    Michael adds a touch of education where he reveals the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool (scientifically there is none, but some people have decided on a difference).   

    Matt goes through more notes he has on his phone including the question 'What is your person?', which Michael struggles to comprehend...   



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    • 18 min
    Episode 68 - Urinal Etiquette (Will & Darius Special Pt.2)

    Episode 68 - Urinal Etiquette (Will & Darius Special Pt.2)

    We're going to add a *Minor Explicit Warning* to our second instalment of the 'Will & Darius Special' as Darius goes into an in-depth explanation on how to put on some kind of pants.  

    In yet another strange turn of events, for some reason the Nazi's are brought up, so prepare yourself for that. Will also describes where he has disposed of Michael and Matt and shares a tragic story of how Movember has gone for him...   



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    • 17 min
    Episode 67 - Kinder Eggs (Will & Darius Special Pt.1)

    Episode 67 - Kinder Eggs (Will & Darius Special Pt.1)

    We're getting close to the end of the series, and finally we've found the time to do something we've been wanting to do for a long time; giving regular guests Will and Darius their own episodes.  

    In the first of a two part special, Darius clarifies that it is in fact Michael's birthday and proceeds to give out gifts to everyone: eggs. Will follows up with a story about an old teacher he had, who took time off work for a very silly reason.  

    It doesn't take long for it to be revealed that Darius has lost yet another item which belonged to someone else, and Will doesn't seem to understand a new method his co-host has on how to avoid using memos and calendars...   



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    • 16 min
    Episode 66 - Artificial Intelligence

    Episode 66 - Artificial Intelligence

    More sciencey talk from our hosts and - as the title suggests - this week we're talking about Artificial Intelligence.  

    Once the pair have concluded what they believe to be the definition of AI, Michael shares what the internet considers to be the very first examples of Artificial Intelligence and how one infamous AI Twitter account was shut down just a few hours after being released into the world.  

    Michael talks about how creatives are using AI to write scripts and stories, with Matt thinking that Michael's creative mind could be easily replaced by Artificial Intelligence. Michael, on the other hand, has a way to test that theory...   



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    Inferkit  - https://inferkit.com/ 

    Corridor Crew Avatar 2 AI  - https://youtu.be/_S52iyUAGFA 

    DeepStory.ai  - https://www.deepstory.ai/


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    • 15 min
    Episode 65 - A Mundane Halloween

    Episode 65 - A Mundane Halloween

    Spooky season might have only just passed, but of course we're going to talk about Matt's favourite holiday season again.  

    We begin this episode with Matt talking about a recent spooky/horror walk both him and Michael did for their Scout group. A lovely explanation of how teamwork made the dreamwork, and what subtle chaotic fun happened along the way.  

    Michael - who's not so keen on scary stuff - shares a fantastic take on Halloween that he's heard about online called 'Mundane Halloween'...   



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    • 19 min

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