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Comedy quartet The Noise Next Door create fantastical five-a-side football teams out of fictional characters, historical figures and celebrities, then set them against each other in a totally imaginary match to decide who will be victorious. With two new themed teams every episode this is a podcast that literally anyone can enjoy - no football knowledge required!
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Comedy quartet The Noise Next Door create fantastical five-a-side football teams out of fictional characters, historical figures and celebrities, then set them against each other in a totally imaginary match to decide who will be victorious. With two new themed teams every episode this is a podcast that literally anyone can enjoy - no football knowledge required!
Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk

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    Euros Special - Croatia vs Belgium (Special Guest: Alex Petrovic)

    Euros Special - Croatia vs Belgium (Special Guest: Alex Petrovic)

    The Croation stand-up sensation Alex Petrovich leads a line-up of his most famous compatriots against our band of brilliant Belgians. It’s about time we settled which of these countries is the best at nonsensical five-a-side football. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk 
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    Wales vs Sweden (Special Guest: Jenny Collier)

    Wales vs Sweden (Special Guest: Jenny Collier)

    The very Welsh and very wonderful comedian Jenny Collier joins the guys for another Euros special. Will her team of Welsh legends be able to take on our sensational Swedes? Lock, Stockholm and one trip to Barry. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk 
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    Euros Special - Germany vs Italy

    Euros Special - Germany vs Italy

    Stand up star and genuine German Christian Schulte-Loh lays out a squad of his country’s best and brightest against our mean team of Italian stallions. Who will take home the bragging rights in this battle for national pride? Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk 
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    Cats vs Dogs

    Cats vs Dogs

    The greatest rivalry on planet earth is about to come to an end… A force of fearless felines take on a corps of courageous canines in the battle for pet supremacy. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk 
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    Star Wars vs Game of Thrones

    Star Wars vs Game of Thrones

    Spaceships! Dragons! The special effects budget for this is going to be huge... What will happen when a team of warriors, wizards and monsters take on a team of space-warriors, space wizards and space-monsters?! Let battle commence.
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    Playstation vs Nintendo

    Playstation vs Nintendo

    Game on! A clash of computer game characters will decide which console is king. Indulge in a totally necessary five-a-side football match between the most iconic mascots in the history of digital entertainment. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk
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