45 episodes

A series of guided merciless meditations, aggressive affirmations and maniacal mantras led by morally flexible spiritual advisor Jackie Schimmel. Wellness for the unwell.

Mind Body No Soul Dear Media, Jackie Schimmel

    • Health & Fitness
    • 4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

A series of guided merciless meditations, aggressive affirmations and maniacal mantras led by morally flexible spiritual advisor Jackie Schimmel. Wellness for the unwell.

    Stretch Betch!

    Stretch Betch!

    Allegedly stretching is a thing in the wellness community, here is a guided relation stretching exercise that will probably land you in a chiropractor's office.
     
    Produced By Dear Media

    • 14 min
    STFU

    STFU

    This guided meditation is dedicated to Shaman Schimmel after entering a shame spiral about dominating conversations and hijacking social settings to perform self indulgent monologues because she gets bored with people easily.

    • 12 min
    #Blessed

    #Blessed

    Let this guided meditation assist you in your Thanksgiving mental preparation by exploring the ideals of gratitude and luxuriating in the realities of in-gratitude.
     
    Produced By Dear Media

    • 16 min
    For The Kiddos!

    For The Kiddos!

    This guided meditation is intended to instill eternal gratitude into your children to unite and prosper the family unit!
     
    Produced by Dear Media

    • 12 min
    F*ck Your Family

    F*ck Your Family

    This guided meditation is to alleviate stress cause by upcoming family functions and gives you internal peace and solace to create boundaries. Because blood may be thicker than water but it also stains.
     
    Produced By Dear Media

    • 8 min
    Trick or Retreat.

    Trick or Retreat.

    Enter the holiday season refreshed and rejuvenated by aligning yourself with nature and forgiving yourself for shoving 18 Kit Kat bars down your throat and giving yourself a yeast infection by dressing up as a sexy kitty. 
     
    Produced by Dear Media

    • 9 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
1.6K Ratings

1.6K Ratings

marie 565 ,

Amazing

Love this so much. What we didn’t know we needed.

Braaaaiii ,

Hands to heart center

This is genius and rare in 2021. Extremely refreshing. Just relax and laugh, life isn’t so serious!

tracy khan ,

Pure Genius

Such gold. Ridiculously hilarious, Jackie is so funny, witty and brilliant. I need MORE.

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