128 episodes

Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 267 Ratings

Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.

    Thom Harp - HTS Too Much Water & White Water Rapids

    Thom Harp - HTS Too Much Water & White Water Rapids

    Director Thom Harp joins Danielle and Kristine to share a dad fail during his family's whitewater rapids vacation. And Kristine schools the gang on the hellish fate at the bottom of your Hydro-flask.

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    • 1 hr 13 min
    Anne Gregory - HTS Problems Down Under & Problems Down Below

    Anne Gregory - HTS Problems Down Under & Problems Down Below

    This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the threat of a kangaroo and Anne Gregory joins us to share a time she had problems down below at the happiest place on earth.

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    • 1 hr 10 min
    Fielding Edlow - HTS Aggressive Dogs & An Aggressive Principal

    Fielding Edlow - HTS Aggressive Dogs & An Aggressive Principal

    This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the attack of an aggressive dog and Fielding Edlow joins us to share her experience with her daughter's school.

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    • 1 hr 16 min
    Wayne Federman - HTS Poisonous Plants & Growing Up In Plantation, FL

    Wayne Federman - HTS Poisonous Plants & Growing Up In Plantation, FL

    This week Danielle and Kristine learn...uh...more about surviving poisonous plants and Wayne Federman joins us to share his experiences growing up in Plantation, Florida.

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    • 1 hr 17 min
    Bridger Winegar - HTS Flash Floods & Being Flooded With Suspicion

    Bridger Winegar - HTS Flash Floods & Being Flooded With Suspicion

    This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of a flash flood and Bridger Winegar joins us to share his story of being falsely accused of a crime.

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    • 1 hr 20 min
    Kira Soltanovich - HTS Pathological Liars & Lying To Your Dad

    Kira Soltanovich - HTS Pathological Liars & Lying To Your Dad

    This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive people who compulsively lie and Kira Soltanovich joins us to share a time she got caught lying to her father.

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    • 1 hr 21 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
267 Ratings

267 Ratings

alexanderhamiltonwasright ,

Lovely

Usually funny and entertaining, but that episode with Jon Hamm in grief showed it’s true perfection. What a powerful episode. Great job all around.

Carol from Wisconsin ,

Love this show!

I found this show through NNF and I’ve listened to every episode singing the theme song every time! Danielle and Christine are so funny and informative. The guests are always great and I’m so happy Garon’s on it too! Also, people always ask me about my “Remain Calm” t shirt lol. Thank you and keep up the good work!!

EileenK2 ,

Hilarious!!

I love HTS. I’ve been a fan of Danielle from her appearances on NNF. Kristine and her family stories are a crack up. It’s great to see Garon coming into his own. As a team, they are hilarious. It’s my go to podcast as soon as it uploads each week.

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