16 episodes

Modern relationships are a mess. Join Malta's worst comedian, Daniel "All his jokes are about Tinder" Xuereb, to discuss the complexities of gender, dating, relationships, and sex. If you've ever struggled with getting laid or finding love, this won't help, but maybe you'll laugh at your pain.

The Danhood Podcast Daniel Xuereb

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Modern relationships are a mess. Join Malta's worst comedian, Daniel "All his jokes are about Tinder" Xuereb, to discuss the complexities of gender, dating, relationships, and sex. If you've ever struggled with getting laid or finding love, this won't help, but maybe you'll laugh at your pain.

    Chaos and Order | Bruno Costa

    Chaos and Order | Bruno Costa

    Oh look, less than 6 months between episodes coming out.  Must be a miracle, or Ritalin or both.
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    PODCAST INFO
    🌎Podcast Website: https://danhood.buzzsprout.com/
    🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhoodpodcast/id1628540436
    💚 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL
    🎧 RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2000716.rss
    📹 Full Episodes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG17ZFedv-rm0IcKZ85YwLql
    🎬 Clips Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG1eI9j5IIJGvQSjfjGTNMMN
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    SOCIALS
    🤡 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod
    📷 Instagram
    https://www.instagram.com/DanXComedy
    https://www.instagram.com/DanhoodPod/
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    • 2 hr 26 min
    The Feminist Anthem WAP | Paige Possanza

    The Feminist Anthem WAP | Paige Possanza

    It's been a while.  Sorry for the delay - had a court case to deal with.

    Today Dan is joined by comedian and astronomer Paige Possanza; they give some mediocre relationship advice, share some funny stories about unsavoury shower habits, and even share personal experiences with periods and quirky requests in relationships. 
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    OUTLINE
    00:00:59 Bf Peed On My Leg
    00:02:55 Guys And Periods
    00:04:46 Period Sex Is A Love Spell
    00:05:54 Paige And Weed - Scaroused
    00:06:40 Weed & Cumming
    00:08:03 Advice To The Pee On Leg Lady
    00:08:30 Marry Him Or Leave
    00:10:01 Relationship Spot-Check
    00:14:07 Anyone Ever Asked You To Pee On Them?
    00:15:07 All Day Make Money Close Deals
    00:17:47 Wont Pee On You But I'Ll Spit In Your Mouth
    00:18:24 Pee On The Roof
    00:20:41 TIFU By Hooking Up With My Ex
    00:27:42 Paige Needs Maltese Guys To Tell Her To Go Back To Her Country
    00:28:16 Sponsor
    00:29:51 Ship My Panties
    00:31:00 What Type Of Used Panties Would You Like?
    00:33:33 Outdoor Sex
    00:36:53 Sex In The Car
    00:40:54 Paige Sex In Car
    00:44:36 How Often Do You Guys Sit On Your Balls?
    00:45:36 Speedos Are Sexy
    00:47:44 Peeing With A Boner
    00:49:23 How Do I Know If A Guy Likes Me
    00:50:21 Guys At The Gym
    00:51:06 Do You Like Me? (Cont)
    00:54:51 Roleplay
    00:56:22 Worst Rejection
    00:57:09 I Was Different
    01:00:08 How Long Has Paige Been In Therapy?
    01:02:23 Paige's Trauma
    01:08:38 Do Your Balls Sweat Like Our Boobs Do?
    01:09:36 Do You Guys Look At The Butthole?
    01:11:33 Does It Sink Or Float
    01:11:51 Is It Fun Aiming Your Pee?
    01:12:24 Do You Think About Our Boobs While Hugging Us?
    01:13:33 Do Men Actually Like Thighs?
    01:14:31 I Was A Thrower
    01:14:56 Men Can'T Control Themselves
    01:19:14 What Women And Men Want Out Of Sex
    01:23:26 Body Count
    01:26:43 How Do You Feel About A Woman's Bodycount?
    01:29:11 Men Want To Have Sex With Women And Are Romantically Attracted To Other Men
    01:31:33 Nice Guys
    01:33:23 Fat Girl Shame Time
    01:43:32 Tall Girls
    01:45:50 Big Noses
    01:49:59 I Dont Like Quiet Women
    01:56:01 First Time Sex
    02:07:01 The Revolutionary Feminist Anthem Wap
    02:07:20 Juicy Booty
    02:12:27 Cheat Code To Speaking
    02:18:55 WAP Cont.
    02:24:36 Dan Wants To Fight All Women
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    EPISODE LINKS
    📷 Paige's IG: https://www.instagram.com/paige.e.possanza/
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    PODCAST INFO
    🌎Podcast Website: https://danhood.buzzsprout.com/
    🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhoodpodcast/id1628540436
    💚 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL
    🎧 RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2000716.rss
    📹 Full Episodes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG17ZFedv-rm0IcKZ85YwLql
    🎬 Clips Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG1eI9j5IIJGvQSjfjGTNMMN
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    SOCIALS
    🤡 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod
    📷 Instagram
    https://www.instagram.com/DanXComedy
    https://www.instagram.com/DanhoodPod/



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    • 2 hr 36 min
    Grey Sweatpants & Money-Hungry Whores | Niti Dhingra

    Grey Sweatpants & Money-Hungry Whores | Niti Dhingra

    EPISODE LINKS
    Niti's 🤡 TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@niticomedy
    Niti's 📷Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/niti.figeac/
    https://www.instagram.com/2blackcatsproductions/
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    PODCAST INFO
    🌎Podcast Website: https://danhood.buzzsprout.com/
    🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhoodpodcast/id1628540436
    💚 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL
    🎧 RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2000716.rss
    📹 Full Episodes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG17ZFedv-rm0IcKZ85YwLql
    🎬 Clips Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG1eI9j5IIJGvQSjfjGTNMMN
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    OUTLINE
    00:01:04 Intro
    00:01:45 Maltese Howard Stern
    00:04:54 Storytime - My Fried Cheated on his Pregnant Wife at my Wedding
    00:19:58 Physical vs Emotional Cheating
    00:33:58 Money-Hungry Whores
    00:37:23 A Good Rich Cougar
    00:38:56 Funny Gender Differences
    00:41:49 Give me a Crazy Ass Bitch
    00:42:16 The Culture of Love
    00:47:42 Getting Older
    00:50:35 What Would you Like Men to Stop Doing Immediately?
    00:52:06 Rationality & Being Funny
    00:58:18 Dick Pics
    01:06:35 Male vs Female Seduction
    01:09:27 Most Unattractive Fashion Choice Men Can Make
    01:23:33 Grey Sweatpants
    01:25:46 Old Indian Ladies look like Yoda
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    SOCIALS
    🤡 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod
    📷 Instagram
    https://www.instagram.com/Daddy.Hermes
    https://www.instagram.com/DanhoodPod/
    💰 Support on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/deepdaddyhermes
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    • 1 hr 39 min
    PODCAST UPDATE | Just Love Each Other

    PODCAST UPDATE | Just Love Each Other

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    • 18 min
    Look at my Christmas Baubles | Timara

    Look at my Christmas Baubles | Timara

    Daniel and Timara discuss "goblin mode" and "mommy" fantasies, and analyse a reddit story about threesomes.  They cover flirting, touch, and body image, and they question societal standards and the influence of celebrities.  The episode ends with more explicit topics, like vibrating penises, fetishes, and consent, with interesting moral considerations.
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    OUTLINE
    00:00:00 Intro
    00:01:42 Reacting to Goblin Mode
    00:10:18 Call me Mommy
    00:11:36 I've had Threesomes with my Roommate and his Girlfriend
    00:16:15 What to do when someone flirts with your partner in front of you
    00:20:05 Touching while Flirting
    00:22:16 Grey Sweatpants
    00:23:37 I'm Fit but Prefer Chubby Women
    00:29:32 Watch it Jiggle
    00:29:33 Male & Female Body Image
    00:30:16 Thick Thighs Save Lives
    00:33:04 The Thigh Gap
    00:34:19 Who Set the Body Image Standards
    00:40:23 The Kardashians
    00:43:02 What are some small things guys can do to make women more comfortable?
    00:45:58 Make Women Feel Safe is the Bedrock of all Seduction
    00:46:22 Nature vs Nurture
    00:50:11 Self-Esteem is a Two-Way Street
    00:52:23 What are some small things guys can do to make women more comfortable?
    00:55:24 Does your Dick Vibrate bro?
    00:57:49 I don't understand a lot of male experiences
    00:58:44 Why is it that whenever I become emotionally vulnerable with women They lose interest?
    01:04:03 Cry Boners
    01:09:03 Would you ever Sell your Feet Pics?
    01:10:42 Would you ever Sell your Used Underwear?
    01:13:46 Should I start an Onlyfans?
    01:15:13 Self Control
    01:17:05 Get the Clap
    01:18:29 Yesterday I asked my Girlfriend to Stop During Sex and She Did
    01:22:22 Verbal Consent
    01:31:39 Random Date Idea
    01:33:32 Guys that can do stuff
    01:35:58 Askhole
    01:39:34 Would you rather f*ck your mum inhabiting your girlfriends' body or your girlfriend inhabiting your mother's body?
    01:41:37 If you could press a button and double the sex drive of all women in the world, would you do it?
    01:42:42 What's the most important thing in a relationship?
    01:48:23 Is there anything which arouses you that you've never admitted to anybody?
    01:51:02 Newsflash: Women watch Porn
    01:53:40 Malta Abortion
    01:57:52 Loki's Wager
    02:00:23 Your Identity has not Bearing on your Opinion
    02:04:39 Women & Correct Opinions
    02:07:33 I Wouldn't Get an Abortion
    02:09:38 I don't like the Bodily Autonomy Argument
    02:14:20 Fetal Personhood
    02:20:37 Men and the Protector
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    EPISODE LINKS
    📷Timara's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ghettokittyx
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    PODCAST INFO
    🌎Podcast Website: https://danhood.buzzsprout.com/
    🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhoodpodcast/id1628540436
    💚 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL
    🎧 RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2000716.rss
    📹 Full Episodes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG17ZFedv-rm0IcKZ85YwLql
    🎬 Clips Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG1eI9j5IIJGvQSjfjGTNMMN
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    SOCIALS
    🤡 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod
    📷 Instagram
    https://www.instagram.com/DeepDaddyHermes
    https://www.instagram.com/DanhoodPod/
    💰 Support on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/deepdaddyhermes
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    • 2 hr 26 min
    Fun with Feet | Tom Farrugia (Part 2)

    Fun with Feet | Tom Farrugia (Part 2)

    📈 HIGH-RES CHART 📈
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/RRGkbpreSSxJiiAU6

    👩‍🔬 THE METHODOLOGY 👩‍🔬
    https://aella.substack.com/p/my-kink-survey-design-methodology

    🐦 Aella's Twitter🐦
    https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl

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    0:00:00 Intro
    00:01:51 Camel Toes & Moose Knuckles
    00:07:33 Christie Brinkley & Dating GILFs
    00:11:17 Medium Bondage
    00:14:20 Double Penetration
    00:44:26 Exhbitionism
    00:58:05 Doing it with your Dog
    01:04:31 Fun With Feet
    01:24:39 Age Gaps, Hotwifing and Vampires
    01:29:43 The Weird Stuff
    01:38:14 The Really Weird Stuff (Needs Eye Bleach)

    👀 EYE BLEACH (SFW) 👀
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    📷 Instagram 📷
    https://www.instagram.com/DeepDaddyHermes
    https://www.instagram.com/DanhoodPod/

    💰Support the Podcast💰
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    • 1 hr 50 min

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