Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Idiots On Parade
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Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

  1. 1D AGO

    Episode 673: Trump Phones

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Trump Phones —Olivia Rodrigo 00:00 Introductions 05:10 The World for Sale 09:49 Trump Phones 17:23 Olivia Rodrigo 23:48 Frontier Airlines 26:06 California Election  30:12 Republicans go MAGA The World for Sale It’s a great book; nathan gives a little tease.  Trump Phones The stupid got swindled again… Almost 600,000 morons lined up to give Trump a $100 deposit for a phone they were most certainly never going to see. Made in America? Yeah, right. Anyway, they’re very slowing figuring out that they got ripped off.  Olivia Rodrigo Outrage! She wore a dress! Rolling Stone gets it right for once: this is bot outrage.  Frontier Airlines Video footage of the dude getting hit by the jet!  Oof. Gonna need a band-aid for that. (It’s just a flesh wound.) California Election Katie Porter got caught on video acting extra crabby, and now she’s upset that Tom Steyer might’ve been the one to leak said video. Well, not Tom specifically, but his campaign. Anyway, Katie, maybe don’t be a pos, and people won’t think you’re a pos.  Just saying.  Republicans go MAGA Trump-endorsed candidates are winning primaries, but will they win general elections? People are stupid, yes, but are they so stupid as to not only want to continue down this path, but double down on it with even worse spineless sheep than Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham?  We’re gonna find out…  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    40 min

  2. MAY 7

    Episode 672: James Comey

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —James Comey —Iranian Propaganda 00:00 Introductions 08:11 James Comey 14:59 BEES! 19:56 Wold Cup Fever 35:56 Renewable Energy 36:24 Iranian Propaganda  James Comey Last week, we pointed out that FBI Director Kash Patel was a bug-eyed, alcoholic waste of a human being, and boy, he sure proved it this week. Zero arrests from the Epstein Files, but they spent a year investigating seashells. BEES!Not all heroes wear capes. Rebecca Woods used what she could when police moved to evict an 80-year-old man fighting cancer. Good on her, and note: this is the system we live in, where getting sick gets you homeless. World Cup Fever The World Cup was supposed to be an economic boost to the American economy, but nope!Greed and stupidity got in the way. Ticket prices are offending everyone, and no one with an IQ above that of your average turnip wants to visit the United States, so… Renewable Energy The Trump Administration is using our tax dollars to pay foreign countries to not invest in renewable energy. Because that’s who a-holes roll. Iranian Propaganda Iran keeps spitting out bangers.  Good on ‘em. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    42 min

  3. APR 28

    Episode 671: Bear Attack Insurance Fraud

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Donald Trump Attacked —John Phelan Incompetent  —Bear Attack Insurance Fraud 00:00 Introductions 02:23 Ruby Rose 04:52 Donald Trump 15:51 Jesus Statue 22:07 MAGA Influencer  26:34 John Phelan 29:25 Elizabeth Smart 33:11 The Onion 34:50 Bear Attack Insurance Fraud 40:09 RFK Jr. = Liar 41:40 Kash Patel Ruby Rose Ruby Rose has always been annoying, but turns out, she’s also a liar.  “Katy Perry assaulted me!” Except for the part where no one else there saw anything, and Ruby herself neglected to mention it when writing about the evening years ago. What a way to try and gain attention. Donald Trump A crazed gunman tried to do the world a solid, but liberals are calling it a false flag operation. Jesus Statue An Israeli soldier smashed a statue of Jesus, and there was OUTRAGE. (Ignore the bombs hitting the civilians, though. That’s par for the course.) MAGA Influencer  A sexy, blonde MAGA woman turned out to be the AI creation of an Indian medical student. Of course the morons were fooled. I mean, hell… they voted for Trump, right?They fall for all the scams.  John Phelan John was the secretary of the Navy… because he was a billionaire Trump donor, not because he had any military experience. At all. Drain that swamp, baby.  Elizabeth Smart This is our clickbait story of the week… Elizabeth is now a professional bodybuilder.  What’s her workout like? Don’t ask her personal trainer, because all you’re going to get is a vague nothing.  The Onion In a bit of glorious news, The Onion finally took control of InfoWars.  Now the lies that site offers will be hilarious, not damaging.  Bear Attack Insurance Fraud This might be the best story of all time… Some dimwits put on a bear costume, vandalized a car, and tried to file an insurance claim. They were caught, when someone with eyeballs viewed the damage and the video surveillance.  RFK Jr. = Liar The government buried a study that showed the COVID vaccine helped reduce negative effects of COVID.  Because of course they did. Kash Patel Kash is an incompetent waste of a human being who pushes conspiracy theories and defends pedos, and is also an alleged drunk. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    47 min

  4. APR 21

    Episode 670: Katy Perry’s Coochie

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Eric Swalwell —Katy Perry 00:00 Introductions 02:57 Eric Swalwell 13:20 Iranian AI 27:11 Katy Perry 37:53 Gavin Maas Eric Swalwell Well, we knew he was going to drop, we just didn’t know when. Jake and nathan are torn on the reasons why: Jake says if he were innocent, he would’ve stayed in the race; nathan thinks he’s guilty, and just wants to keep his family out of it. Iranian AI Iran is absolutely, 100% winning the PR war. Nobody reads the news, they glance at headlines. But EVERYBODY will watch catchy tunes with AI LEGO graphics. So, Iran is pushing their narrative, and it’s working.  Katy Perry Ruby Rose was a horrible actress, and now she’s an attention trollop. (I’m trying to avoid being dinged by the algorithm.) She’s a horrible person, so is Katy Perry, and they both deserve whatever happened between them. Gavin Maas Is Gavin Maas the worst person on the planet? If not, he’s a serious contender for the role.  He hit and killed a jogger, and is now suing the family for emotional distress.  Take that, family that lost a husband and father!  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    44 min

  5. APR 13

    Idiots on Parade Episode 669: Guinness & AI

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Guinness & AI —U.S. Steel 00:00 Introductions 04:18 Guinness & AI 12:24 Lebanon 16:27 Eric Swalwell 28:16 U.S. Steel 30:13 N. Korean Job Interviews 34:21 Christian Minister 39:40 Phillips 66 Guinness & AI Some people are using AI to write code, others are using it to create autonomous cars. One hero in Ireland, used AI to lower the price of Guinness.  Hero. Lebanon Oh, Israel… The instant a ceasefire was called between the powers that be and Iran, Israel bombed Lebanon. I mean… Ya couldn’t just sit idle by for a day?  Eric Swalwell Oh, to be a drunken douchebag… Welp, he dropped out of the Governors race after we recorded. Now how long before he completely excuses himself from the public eye?  U.S. Steel Oh, Donald… You talk a mean game, but it’s all lies. Donald Trump is building his big, beautiful ballroom… using foreign steel. Take that, America!  N. Korean Job Interviews This is nothing short of hilarious… North Korean hackers try and gain access to Western data by posing as employees, and then cheating the system. Well, there’s one way to interview them, and it’s hilarious. Christian Minister What? Another Christian got arrested for diddling kids?SHOCKING. Phillips 66 The oil company donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to get Trump elected, and now they’re going to lose hundreds of millions of dollars because of it. Ha! Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    45 min

  6. APR 13

    Idiots On Parade Episode 669: Guinness & AI

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Guinness & AI —U.S. Steel 00:00 Introductions 04:18 Guinness & AI 12:24 Lebanon 16:27 Eric Swalwell 28:16 U.S. Steel 30:13 N. Korean Job Interviews 34:21 Christian Minister 39:40 Phillips 66 Guinness & AI Some people are using AI to write code, others are using it to create autonomous cars. One hero in Ireland, used AI to lower the price of Guinness.  Hero. Lebanon Oh, Israel… The instant a ceasefire was called between the powers that be and Iran, Israel bombed Lebanon. I mean… Ya couldn’t just sit idle by for a day?  Eric Swalwell Oh, to be a drunken douchebag… Welp, he dropped out of the Governors race after we recorded. Now how long before he completely excuses himself from the public eye?  U.S. Steel Oh, Donald… You talk a mean game, but it’s all lies. Donald Trump is building his big, beautiful ballroom… using foreign steel. Take that, America!  N. Korean Job Interviews This is nothing short of hilarious… North Korean hackers try and gain access to Western data by posing as employees, and then cheating the system. Well, there’s one way to interview them, and it’s hilarious. Christian Minister What? Another Christian got arrested for diddling kids?SHOCKING. Phillips 66 The oil company donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to get Trump elected, and now they’re going to lose hundreds of millions of dollars because of it. Ha! Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    45 min

  7. APR 6

    Episode 668: Pam Bondi, Fired

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Duggar Follow-up —Pam Bondi, Fired 00:00 Introductions 05:51 Jim Bob Duggar 11:00 Pam Bondi, Fired 27:46 Fox News 38:02 Charlie Day 39:12 Jaden Ivey 40:49 Conversion Therapy Jim Bob Duggar Jim Bob blames his son for his horrible actions, nathan thinks Jim Bob should look in the mirror… (Jake disagrees.) —Pam Bondi, Fired During his first term, Trump fired people non-stop. This time around, the revolving door hasn’t been moving at the same frantic pace, but damn…  Now complete loyalists are being shown the door. First Kristi Noem, now Pam Bondi?It’s a who’s-who of who’s incompetent, hateful, and 100% loyal. And yet, their loyalty wasn’t enough to keep them in good light with the king of incompetence and hate. Strange times… Fox News Fox News? More like Faux News, amirite? *everyone high-fives* Ann Coulter and MTG are both calling out Fox News, saying it’s “Now” fake news. Now? Now?? ALWAYS. Where ya been? Charlie Day Charlie makes me laugh.  Jaden Ivey  Ivey is an idiot for multiple reasons—and is also proof that God isn’t real, because God would choose a decent messenger, right?—but the biggest reason is discussed here… Conversion Therapy Apparently “free speech” in America means the right to outright lie to people. “I can cure you and your child of the gay!” Right. *eye roll* Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    48 min

  8. APR 2

    Episode 667: Another Duggar Arrested

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Government Gambling —Another Duggar Arrested 00:00 Introductions 03:08 Government Gambling 12:58 New Duggar Arrests 19:53 Trump Sits 26:24 Military Recruitment 30:30 Reddit Cares 34:43 Raw Dairy 39:11 Druski & Erika Kirk Introductions nathan had an eight-hour drive home from Arkansas, and though he got a flat tire, thankfully, it happened during the last 90 minutes. Government Gambling Insiders are making a fortune on betting apps like Polymarket… will lawmakers make such things illegal?  (No.) Another Duggar Arrested The Duggar family is the worst.  Any family that leans that hard into religion always turns out awful, and God bless did the Duggar kids.How many families have TWO members arrested for inappropriate actions with young kids? The Duggars, that’s who!  Trump Sits This week’s clickbait comes courtesy of The Daily Beast, where Trump sat behind a tiny table, so a “journalist” tried to turn it into something more. Because TDS. Military Recruitment Numbers are down, again, which means the military is lowering its standards. Again. Lol. Reddit Cares nathan was reported by a user… But not for having offensive material, for potential self harm. So Reddit reached out to offer a sympathetic ear. (Sort of.) Raw Dairy Dumb people consume it. Whatever happens to them should be allowed to happen to them. Darwinism. Druski & Erika Kirk Couldn’t find an actual source on this… Is Erika Kirk upset with Druski?  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    47 min
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Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

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