Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Idiots On Parade
Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

  1. 3D AGO

    Episode 629: Trump & Elon Breakup

    00:00 Introductions 01:10 Hooters  14:41 Operation Spiderweb 23:13 Donald Trump & Elon Musk 27:43 MAHA 34:18 AB Hernandez —nathan will be performing at a birthday party. Wish him luck. —Hooters is facing bankruptcy, and closing locations. A business built on lies and misdirection—the actual waitresses were never as pretty as advertised—can’t stay afloat. Good riddance to bad food. Side discussions involve run ins with Gene Simmons of KISS, and nathan’s buddy buying a call girl in Vegas. —Madame Web may have bombed, but Operation Spiderweb was da bomb! (Ugh, such horrible writing.) Ukraine flexed its sneaky muscle and launched drone attacks across Russia. Good on ‘em. —Everyone with an IQ above that of a turnip saw it coming…Like Kim and Kanye, Machine Gun Kelley and Megan Fox before them, Trump and Musk have broken up. Like the aforementioned couples, it was a gimme everyone knew was gonna happen. At least Tesla’s stock plunged $150 billion dollars, so that was nice. —RFK Jr. is trying to make America healthy again, and doing it exactly like you’d expect someone with a worm in their brain to do so: lying about everything. —A transgender athlete took gold in some high school events in California, so of course the president of the United States had to get involved.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com

    49 min
  2. MAY 27

    Episode 627: The Handmaid’s Tale Becomes Reality

    Welcome to this week’s episode of the [Insert Podcast Name], where your favorite comedy duo makes sense of the senseless—one sarcastic joke at a time. Here’s what we tackled: 1. Adriana Smith & Georgia’s Dystopian Abortion LawsThe tragic story of Adriana Smith—a brain-dead woman being kept on life support against her family’s wishes—highlights just how extreme Georgia’s abortion restrictions have become. It's like the Handmaid’s Tale… except somehow less fictional. 2. David Geffen’s Go-Go Divorce82-year-old media mogul David Geffen is splitting from his 32-year-old go-go dancer husband. We’re shocked, shocked that marrying someone 50 years younger didn’t work out. True love, meet prenup. 3. Venezuelans for Trump (Until He Meant Them)Venezuelan voters in Doral, Florida are suddenly questioning their MAGA hats. Trump’s mass deportation plans weren’t supposed to apply to them, right? Spoiler: They do. 4. Salvatore Garau’s Invisible SculpturesYes, an Italian artist is selling invisible sculptures. Real money. Fake art. He’s out here living every art major’s dream—and we can’t even get people to pay attention to our  podcast. 5. GiveSendGo: The Least Christian “Christian” SiteGiveSendGo claims to be a Christian crowdfunding platform, but with a client list that reads like a Southern Poverty Law Center watchlist, maybe it’s time for a new mission statement. 6. No Surrender… Except They DidA Bruce Springsteen cover band was booted from a gig because The Boss himself criticized Trump. We guess No Surrender... surrendered. Listen now for your weekly dose of political satire, ridiculous headlines, and just enough despair to keep things interesting. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com

    31 min
  3. MAY 19

    Episode 626: The Slow and Delirious

    00:00 Introductions 01:13  Trump Derangement Syndrome  10:15 Deportation  18:16 Trump Watch 26:18 DNC Leadership 38:43 David Hogg 44:49 South Africa —Once again, YouTube proves to be the worst platform for live streaming. When Jake and I were talking, we were both clear, and constant. Watching the playback?  We’re both glitchy. Jesus, get your technology together, YouTube.  WTF? —People were outraged, outraged I say, over the fact Trump ate McDonald’s in Saudi Arabia.  Why? Because they have too much time on their hands. Or… It could be bots, pretending to be angry, in order to sow division among us. Tomato, tomahto.  Also: we’re talking Trump taking the most blatant bribe in the history of presidents with the $400 million airplane from Qatar.  —This is actually an indictment of the news. The only way to explain it is to tell you to watch. A woman voted for Trump, and then he deported her husband. Hilarious? Yes. But even funnier is the fact that the news article was thumbnailed using a picture of Maya Rudolph… As Kamala Harris.  That’s how lazy the news media is now. Also: A troll shows up and wants to FREE PALESTINE, all caps. Good for him. —They say a fool and his money are soon parted, but what about a complete mouth-breathing moron? Well, that too. Tim Petit, resident of Rhode Island, has the IQ of a turnip. How do we know? He spent $640 to buy his wife a Trump watch. Turns out, it was a piece of garbage—who, except everyone, could have seen that coming?—but the company actually tried making things right! Petit was just such a big douche, he kept complaining, anyway. —Did you know that Joe Biden was falling apart mentally, and cover it up so that he could run for president in 2024, then drop out when the whole world saw him fall flat on his face in the first debate, handing the nomination to his veep, only to watch her run the same campaign that helped Hillary lose in 2016? If so, then you might just be a leader in the Democratic National Committee!  They shoved Biden down our throats in 2020, and tried to do it again in 2024.  Hey, how’d that turn out for everyone? —Speaking of the DNC being run like crap… David Hogg was elected to a leadership role in the DNC, but wait! Apparently they forgot that gender is important!  Quotas are important! So, instead of accepting the vote as is, now they have to have another election, just so they can hit a quota.  —Lol, the racism of this administration is just so blatant, it’s funny. Just hilariously sad. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com

    48 min
  4. MAY 13

    Episode 625: India & Pakistan & the One Day War

    00:00 Introductions 01:54 Storytime 03:47 Sheduer Sanders 05:05 Pope Trump 09:01 Dave Portnoy 18:43 Shiloh Hendrix 27:35 Harvard 31:37 Raw Milk 35:01 South Carolina —nathan opens the show with a genuine foot-in-your-mouth moment.You have to hear it to believe it. —Yes, we’re talking about him again. Not only did no NFL team want him, the Cleveland Browns, the team that drafted him, didn’t want him! The video footage of the coach and GM reacting to what the owner shoved down their collective throat is hilarious. If you haven’t seen it, get thee to Google, stat. —Trump posted a picture of himself as the pope, and people lost their minds. What is wrong with you dummies? Trump posts this nonsense just to get under your skin, and you fall for it every single time. It’s a weird combination of hilarious, and sad. I mean, it’s funny to watch you cry about everything, but you are pathetic.  —You know what? F the news media.  The Idiots on Parade podcast called Bill Belichick a submissive to Jordan Hudson’s dominatrix last week, and no one said anything.  Dave Portnoy mentions it in passing and gets stories written about it? F you, news media. F. You. —Speaking of Dave Portnoy and “effing” things: someone wrote “F the Jews” at one of his bars. I mean, they actually spelled it out, but… Yeah. It’s all gone downhill from there, with some loser named “Mo Kahn” attempting to call himself a “citizen journalist” when he posted a picture of the sign, and who is now trying to profit off his actions with a fundraiser… Will he make money? Maybe. I mean… —Racist piece of human garbage Shiloh Hendrix launched the n-word at a child, and has raised over $700,000 playing the victim. Even worse, the CFO of the website she’s using, a man who deserves anal warts like no other on the panet, Jacob Wells, says that as long as his website gets a cut of the take, he doesn’t care how people raise money.(I’m paraphrasing, but that’s the gist of things.) You want proof there’s no God? I give you everything about this situation. —In a world filled with darkness, there needs to be a light, and this week, that light was Harvard. The absolutely unqualified Secretary of Education Linda McMahon sent Harvard a letter… …and they corrected it and posted it publicly. God bless whoever thought to do that. It’d be even funnier if it wasn’t so tragic, the fact she’s in charge of anything. —Speaking of incompetent people in charge of things they have no business being in charge of… While this isn’t a story about RFK Jr, it might as well be. Morons in West Virginia passed legislation in support of raw milk. They celebrated with a glass of the product… …and all immediately fell ill. Unfortunately, they all survived. —Speaking of surviving, Mikal Mahdi was put to death by firing squad in South Carolina last month, but it turns out one of the shooters missed. Oopsies! —India and Pakistan got frisky, and by the time this video was edited and released, it was all over.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com

    45 min
  5. MAY 4

    Episode 624: The Cleveland Browns

    00:00 Introductions 00:34 The Cleveland Browns 12:53 Bill Belichick & Jordon Hudson 18:55 Michael Scheuer 27:13 Amazon 29:58 Heterosexual Awareness 34:32 Rothko Painting Damaged 38:05 Harvard —Oh, the hilarity…  The Cleveland Browns promised Myles Garrett they had their quarterback situation figured out. They promised him.Aaaaaand, now they have 5 quarterbacks on their roster. One they’re paying guaranteed money, even though there were multiple, Bill Cosby/Harvey Weinstein levels of accusations of misconduct against him, and he’s perpetually injured. (Deshaun Watson.) One the Super Bowl Champion Eagles didn’t want. (Kenny Pickett.) One who just dropped a hilariously awful TikTok that should get him released on principle alone… (Dillon Gabriel.) Journeyman Joe Flacco, who’s done right by the team in the past and should probably get the starting position, and then Shedeur Sanders, who now has everything to prove to the world. Will he rise to the occasion? Time will tell. Either way, the Browns have always been a laughing stock. Given their off-season moves, they deserve it. —Love… Exciting and new… It sounds like the start of a joke, “What do you get when you put an attractive 24-year-old woman with a fat, ugly, rich 73-year-old man?” Why do we care? Sure, she’s a gold-digger interested in his money. Yes, he’s a pervert interested in arm candy. Big whoop? It’s a transactional relationship, and they’re both getting whatever they want out of it. But is it love? Oh hell no. —A good prank gone bad… Michael Scheuer hacked into the menu at Disney, and did naughty things. This could have been hilarious! He could have dropped the insane prices to something reasonable. He could have put in funny pictures, and descriptions. What did he do? He removed allergy information, putting people at severe risk. What an idiot. What could have been a slap on the wrist got him 3 years in prison. Good job, dummy. All you had to do was keep things light and funny, but you had to endanger people. —Speaking of things that could have been amazing… Amazon had the opportunity to do right by America, by posting tariff costs to items, but the White House (who wrongly and lyingly says China pays the tariffs) got angry. If what Dear Orange Leader is doing is so good and right and helpful, then whey doesn’t he want the people to see how much he’s costing them? It’s almost like he’s worried that if his really stupid followers actually saw the results of his policies, they’d wise up. Well, I don’t think he has to worry, because these people are dumber than a box of rocks. That’s all there is to it. —Mark Fitzpatrick is an insecure man-baby, and he goes out of his way to prove it every year. Fitzpatrick sponsors “heterosexual awareness” during Pride Month, because… well, why do insecure man-babies do what they do? Low intelligence, too much religion, a general lack of understanding of science, nature, the human condition… There are so many reasons idiots justify their behavior, and none of them are any good. —Another reason the world of art is a scam was exposed this past week when a museum in the Netherlands said a child damaged a $56 million dollar painting. What great work of art was this? A Rembrant? Picasso? Nope. Just three rectangles of paint on canvas, pink, yellow, and orange.  That’s it.  Looks like a flag. The idea that piece of crap could be worth $56 million when anyone, literally anyone, could have painted it is absurd. Good on the kid for “damaging” it. —Donald “6 bankruptcies, 88 felony charges, 34 convictions, 2 impeachments” Trump is thinking of yanking Harvard’s tax exempt status. Which leads us to ask: why does Harvard have tax exempt status? Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com

    42 min
  6. APR 29

    Episode 623: Sanders Gets Skipped, Santos Sentenced to Jail

    00:00 Introductions 01:49 Shedeur Sanders 06:37 Federal Disaster Relief Funds 12:50 Kanye West 20:29 George Santos 29:27 Rex Parris 36:36 Mike Lindell 41:41 Google Maps —nathan is in a low-quality hotel in Kentucky, and walks us through the surroundings.  —Shedder Sanders wasn’t a story nathan sent Jake, but it was all the rage while recording and a viewer threw it into the comments. Why did Sanders drop so far? He hadn’t been selected as of the time of taping, but the Browns eventually grabbed him in the 5th round of the draft. The consistent word has been that he gave horrible interviews. Word has since come out that he was unprepared, and arrogant. SHOCKING. A nepo-baby with an egotistical father thinks he’s the king? Who’d a thunk it? —Oh, this is a thing of beauty. Trump voters (as well as innocent victims) are being denied federal disaster assistance. First, North Carolina got the middle finger, and then, in a moment of wonderful, beautiful glory, Sarah Huckabee Sanders—former shill for the first Trump administration and a horrible human being in her own right—requested funds to help with tornado cleanup, and was told, “No.”We can’t say it loud enough, THIS IS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR. The best comment I’ve seen regarding the 2024 election came on a TikTok.  Some crybaby loser was about to lose his small business because of the Trump tariffs.  He was pleading with Trump to end them, saying he voted for Trump, but didn’t expect this.The comment on his video was, “You failed an open-book test.” Yup. Who knew one a-hole could do so much damage in 100 days?  Anyone and everyone with an IQ higher than that of a turnip. —Kanye West had an incestuous, homosexual relationship with his cousin. I mean… What more do we need to say? —George Santos is going to prison. Good on him.  Lying, cheating, hilarious loser. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person. —Rex Parris, the mayor of Lancaster, California, said he wants to give homeless people all the fentanyl they want, and that maybe that will get rid of some of them. I mean…  He’s not wrong. He’s probably trolling liberals, so, hey, liberals? Don’t take the bait. You don’t have to fly off the handle every time someone says something you don’t like. Don’t you get tired of being such thin-skinned crybabies? —Speaking of crybabies, Mike Lindell is in the news. Last week, he was sobbing on the phone with a judge (or maybe it was a Zoom call, I forget) saying he couldn’t pay his fines, because he’s destitute.  Yeah, well, you’re the one who lied and slandered, dummy. All you had to do was not be an insane a-hole, but that was too hard for you. Ending up homeless and in prison because you couldn’t pay your fines would be just deserts for you, Mr. Pillow Douche.  Anyway, his lawyers filed phony briefs filled with made up citations. Fine him some more! —What happens when Google Maps tells you to turn around, you’re going the wrong way? Well, you drive past a concrete barrier meant to prevent traffic from entering an unfinished highway, and you drive off an incomplete ramp, dropping your car 40 feet in mere seconds. Dummy. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com

    48 min
  7. APR 21

    Episode 622: Beyonce Can’t Sell Tickets

    00:00 Introductions 04:34 Holy Water Illness 10:26 Huffpost 12:45 RFK and Autism 19:43 China, Russia, & Ukraine 23:25 Trump Tariffs 25:07 Beyonce 33:18 Relationships —Easter is upon us! He is risen! nathan ain’t doing nothing; Jake is visiting family. —Oh, you silly, silly Christians. You travel to Ethiopia, think it’s a good idea to drink “holy water” from a fetid well, and wonder why you get cholera?  You are so very, very dumb. Well, enjoy the bacteria. Idiots. Side notes involve Jewish Rodeos, and Jake’s adventures with food in Afghanistan. —We were already talking allergies, and our immune system, so why not throw liberal media Huffpost into the mix?Huffpost ran an article on Pete Hegseth, and the fact he’ll eat food off the floor, and never washes his hands. Does this make him Superman? Sure. In a gross kinda way. —RFK Jr. says the autism epidemic is bigger than COVID. Of course, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about, but I have insanely stupid friends that agree with him. Sad times to be alive indeed. That said, a TikToker named Jon, who goes by the handle “wholeparent,” actually offers up an incredibly insightful and intelligent (two things RFK Jr. isn’t) take on autism. Short version: healthcare and school. What’s meant by that? Tune in. —This story is fascinating… Chinese nationals taken prisoner by Ukraine claim they were kidnapped and forced to fight for Russia. This could have huge ramifications, if true. China has remained hands-off when it comes to Russia having invaded and started a war with Ukraine, but if their citizens are being used as cannon fodder, that could change. Not our funniest story, but certainly our most interesting. —Well, he’s tanked the stock market, the economy is on the precipice, and now the U.S. dollar is losing value. All within 3 months of being in office. Donald Trump is truly amazing, and his followers are amazingly stupid. —Well, news media, you did it. You got two people with zero interest in Beyonce, to actually defend her. Apparently her tour isn’t selling out, which shows there are at least a few people with common sense (and functional ears) out there… But is not being able to sell the final 3,000 tickets in an 80,000 seat stadium a big deal? Not to anyone with an IQ above that of a turnip, but when there’s nothing to talk about, you have to invent drama. A side discussion involves NC Attorney General Jack Johnson taking on Live Nation/Ticketmaster, that evil monopoly.  —nathan loves looking at clickbait stories, because they rarely disappoint.  This story involved reasons relationships ended, and the one chosen is a doozy.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com

    40 min

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Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

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