Jeff and the 5hole discuss the Metal Music scene, interview bands and talk about everyday life.
5Hole Likes His Ladies With A Ding Dong
The guys make their return after an extended break, and 5Hole hits the piss after being on the wagon. Justin from War Curse is back to talk about all this COVID-19 bull shit, guitars, Metallica and more.
This week, Jeff and the 5hole discuss the new music that was released by King Diamond and Sepultura. Taint Smasher from Maximum Threshold Radio calls in and finally tells us the infamous Monkey Story. Socks "tryes" out for the National Spelling Bee on air. Gogi can't hold in her excitement. All this and more.
Blow Into This
Justin from "War Curse" makes his triumphant return and talks about anything and everything. Writing the new "War Curse" album. When it will come out. Touring with "Exhorder." The taunting of "Sacred Reich." The final leg of the "Slayer" farewell tour. The odd opening acts for that tour. Disc Golf. Sock's revisionist account of WWII. The Great Lakes Sharks. 5hole tries out his brand new breathalyzer. Does he break records or does he just set a baseline for future shows?
Jeff and the 5hole start the show with a serious talk about ecosystems, until Socks throws all logic to the wind after a body, riddled with bullet holes washed onto the shore in Chicago. In true Socks fashion, he explains how the fatality was caused by a shark attack....In Chicago. Socks charming personality works on the PR department, until LSD leaves, then the real Socks reappears. The guys discuss the Top 30 thrash metal bands of all time (according to someone) and the mad stacks of scratch that these guys are pulling in. 5hole does some drunk amazon shopping. What did he buy?
Special Larry on a strange man's ice
The guys start of praising Exhorder again after the idiots are having conversations in the new studio about the possibility of being on the air. As is becomes apparent that 5hole isn't playing around, a fifth of tequila is gone, Socks is picking random bottles of booze to feed 5hole, all while threatening to destroy 5hole's youthful memories of better time by destroying his precious LEGO AT-AT. The usual random incomplete and incoherent thoughts arise during the blackout hour and 5holed praises the Taint Smasha and does his best impression.
Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle
Jeff and the 5hole are back after a successful trip to Cincinnati to spend the day with Exhorder as they released their first album in 27 years. They discuss 5hole's glaring disregard for day drinking etiquette and how the blackout hour can come at any time. Meanwhile, the 5hole is swilling his tequila and is baited by constant banter of socks. In between watching the Pens game in the NEW studio, drinking and assaulting Socks, we call the lowest degenerate in all the land, Scumbag Steve, and try to collect on his debts.
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funny as hell
These people are funny as hell