Is Mayonnaise A Podcast‪?‬ Omar Lopez & Josh Hemmo

The season 5 finale is here and we’re ending it with a jam packed episode! Mr Krabs is forced to open up a “secret” restaurant in SpongeBob’s house and SpongeBob’s cousin Stanley drops by this week while he tries to find his purpose. We chat about speakeasies, the art of doing nothing, and Omar and Josh get a little sentimental as they review this wacky and weird season. Don’t worry, we got you covered with plenty of lessons on hiding your secrets, be careful on recommending people for jobs, and two warm and fuzzy WUMBO lessons perfect for a finale. So make sure you don’t miss this one and thank you for joining us for another season!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Bowery Mission: https://www.bowery.org/donate/
PUNK BLACK: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-the-1st-black-owned-rock-network-studio

OW! I can’t believe you just slammed my face with that door! Wait, you’re saying it did what to me? I’m super hot?! Hm..maybe smack me one more time to make it even better. This week, Squidward becomes a hunk and SpongeBob has some noisy holes. Your two favorite hunks talk about Squid’s hot bod, Josh’s “strange” toenail clipping habits, and what is goulash. We learn about not letting people distract you from work, valuing all kinds of beauty, and being careful what attention you attract. Make sure you tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Asain Communities Support Groups: https://www.instagram.com/p/CMhUsl6rB_g/?igshid=1dkahwc9sh28u
Columbia Workers Strike
https://www.gofundme.com/f/solidarity-with-columbia-academic-student-workers

You hear that New Kelp City has a new mayor? Think his name is CheeseHead BrownPants, and he’s bringing bubble blowing back to the people! This week, SpongeBob runs away after being called IDIOT BOY one too many times. Your very own idiot bois discuss Sandy’s strange robot, New Kelp City vs New York City, and laugh at another incredible Squidward moment. They also dish out some lessons about being gentle with your pets, having proper leadership, and taking care of your precious eggs.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Sex Workers Project: https://sexworkersproject.org/

Fierce: https://donatenow.networkforgood.org/551356

The Krusty Krab finally has a food truck! Well, it’s more of a food-submarine but still! Can’t wait to get a Krabby Patty on-the-go! SpongeBob and Patrick have two big adventures this week involving digging up a buried submarine and fighting over cleanliness. Josh and Omar chat about food trucks, busty fish, and have a fight of their own about ketchup and fries. They’re also serving up lessons about washing your hands, valuing other peoples’ perspectives, and being creative with your resources. So hit up your local food truck and tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Black Lives Matter Tucson: https://blacktucson.com/
Texas Relief Mutual Aid Groups: https://www.instagram.com/p/CLfUNEil6hP/?igshid=4skcne9ycngb

Pour me a shot of 2% milk please! Alright, over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes! SpongeBob learns about his great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa Spongebuck on this western themed episode this week. We chat about SpongeBob and Plankton’s butts, Bikini Gulch, and idiot friendship! Omar and Josh team up with their own idiot friendship to bring you lessons about using lip balm, standing up to bullies, and not comparing yourself to others’ success. So get your coffin-jockeys ready and tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Black Artists Burrough: https://www.blackartistsburrough.com/
Troop 6000 Girl Scouts of Greater New York: https://www.girlscoutsnyc.org/en/whatgirlsdo/gs-troop-6000.html

Let’s see... Things I need for Survival Training Camp: my bare hands, my quick wits, this harpoon, and 65 pounds of dynamite?? Is that right? Spongebob and Patrick find themselves in all kinds of mayhem this
week as they accidentally end up on a prison boat and get lost in the wilderness. Josh and Omar unravel all this craziness by discussing prison musicals, summer camp, and cannibalism (sounds fun right?). Don’t miss out on their lessons about including everyone on your fun, understanding team dynamics, and much more!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

LGBTQ Arizona COVID-19 Relief Fund: https://www.equalityarizona.org/relief-fund
Instagram with time sensitive Mutual Aid Opportunities: @Openyrwallet