It's Best If You Don't Reach Out Jason Kinkade

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My girlfriend and I grapple with the knowledge that our beautiful relationship has a fixed end date: May 31st or the last day of the last month I am an unqualified post-COVID teacher.  I have a young son, and I need to stake a claim up north before climate change gets us.  She’s going to stay behind and continue her awesome life.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT

The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment

http://bestifyoudont.com

There are 17 school days and 23 regular days left on my sentence. Every day, I wake up imbued with the spirit of movie version William Wallace.  FREEDOM!!!!!
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT

The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment

http://bestifyoudont.com

She’s currently on an expedition at one of the globe’s poles, and I greatly miss her. Will I stay under the heat dome of climate change for true love or follow through with my plans to escape this dusty hellhole?
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT

The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment

http://bestifyoudont.com

“Why did I let this happen?” I said to myself in a face-palm, the second I saw a full blown bag lady. She was wearing some kind of sheet-like dress, green crocs, and sporting stringy weird-looking hair. Her lumpy face (heavily filtered in the photos I had seen) was in fact missing an eye.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT

The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment

http://bestifyoudont.com

The funny thing about taking tighty whities into battle, the couple of times I’ve tried, is that women don’t quite know how to unwrap the goods.  White briefs are almost a chastity belt more so than their colored compatriots.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT

The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment

http://bestifyoudont.com

I grapple with the ethics of stealing $5 from my dad's wallet. 
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT

The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment

http://bestifyoudont.com