
15 episodes

Jesus is a Comedian & My Life is a F*cking Joke Patrice
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- Health & Fitness
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5.0 • 5 Ratings
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Basically, I'm the unfortunate front-row seat participant at a divine comedy special. Here's your all-access pass to the laughs at my expense. I'm navigating faith, unpacking trauma, and generally gawking at the randomness of life. Every now and again, you might leave with a useful tidbit for your own mental health journey as I put that trauma therapy training to good use.
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14. Thank You for Being a Friend ...or Not.
The joys of friendship. Adding to an ongoing conversation about the breakdown of platonic relationships in favor of... literally anything else?! What's going on that we seem not to know how to have relationships outside of romantic ones? (And y'all aren't even having the most success with those). So what does it mean to be a good friend? I'm not sure I know, but I can tell you what will not cut it. Thank you for being a friend.. or not..
On another note, Thank you for being a friend of this podcast and tuning in every two weeks to hear me rant about the next thing.
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13. Suicide Prevention Month 2023: The myth of your strong friend
You are not alone. In this episode, I’m sharing my journey in managing thoughts of suicide. Before you write another post saying “Check on Your Strong Friend,” tap in. I’m also giving perspective on suicidal ideation to those who experience it and those who want to support others. It’s Suicide Prevention Month, and we’re reducing the stigma, one story shared at a time.
**Episode Timestamps**
(11:22) The culturally incompetent therapist
(18:03) Saved by psychiatry & Adjusting to Zoloft
(27:12) Motivating myself to enjoy life by meeting tangible needs
(29:54) The direct link between finances & my mental health
(34:50) Is it really "luxury" if it helps keep you afloat? The spa days & the cleaning lady
(37:21) Healing is curated & maintained in community
(47:11) For those of you who may currently be struggling
(46:11) For those who seek to better support someone in your life
Mentioned in the episode:
"Better Help" Podcast Episode
988 Crisis Lifeline
Learn more about Suicide Prevention Month:
American Foundation for Suicide Prevention
National Alliance on Mental Illness
Mental Health Resources:
Talk Away the Dark - How to engage in conversations about suicide
Meditation & Mindfulness: Insight Timer (it's free)
Read the Blog: Trauma Resources
Need to find a therapist? Try Alma (also free)
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12. Retrograde 2023, Part II: Beyonce, Sex[y] in the city & Facing Fears
We’re back for Part 2! Everything is still in Retrograde. The streets are still streeting. Continuing the summer recap, we’ve been off to see Beyonce in Toronto at the Renaissance World Tour, single & mingling and facing fears about what’s next. Mingling has brought on some realizations about the state of affairs that require… introspection. And sometimes fear is information about things that we’ve kept buried. Summer 2023’s retrograde has alchemized fear into fuel for the journey ahead. - Don't forget to hit the follow button to get notified about future episodes!
**Episode Timestamps**
(00:45) Touring Toronto: Journey to Beyonce & Beyond
(13:30) UN-HingeD: Single & Mingling takeaways
(28:37) Change is good: Facing my fears & looking forward
Episode Extras:
Forefront Brooklyn Anniversary Benefit Concert 9/15: Get tickets!
My time in Toronto: a video recap
Blog post: 21 Questions because we go together now
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11. Retrograde 2023 Life Update Part I: NYC summer streets & The toxic workplace
Summer 2023 has been a wild one. We’ve got Venus in Retrograde. Mercury threw her chair in the ring.. we’re fighting for our lives out in these summer streets. However, your girl has been having the time of her life. Mostly. A dash of “You won’t break my soul,” a little of “Living My Best Life,” and a bit of “She in Ha Mood.” This episode is a little update on what’s been going on this summer for Patrice. So much to share it needed to be split into two episodes. Let’s catch Up!
**Episode Timestamps**
(01:35) - She in Ha Mood: Being in the nyc summer streets
(15:15) - You Won’t Break My Soul: On leaving the toxic job
(25:40) - Living My Best Life: Finding my Creative way
Episode Extras:
Curious about The Artist’s Way? Read it!
Blog Post: Cultivating Creativity During Super Retrograde 2023
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10. Yep, That's Me! A Word on Authenticity
Everybody has a brand these days. By now, you should know I will say what's on my mind candidly. However, that's not everybody's cup of tea. People make a lot of negative assumptions about my character & personality based on the fact that I choose not to censor myself and my past experiences. However, I choose to believe that it says more about them than it does about me. In this episode, we discuss the choice to live authentically and transparently and the deep commitment beyond a fun way to live for views and clicks.
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9. I'm A Big Deal: Loving Myself more Authentically
*Insert Christopher Martin lyrics* (IYKYK) - Sometimes it takes weird experiences with people to realize that you're someone worth making a fuss about. When we don't take time to really know our worth, other people can benefit from your self-love tank being on E. Radical self-acceptance and removing ourselves from environments that don't foster self-love are at the core of this pivot. Let's discuss.
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