Ruined for Life Joel and Jonathan Malm

Both Joel and Jonathan have been published and self-published quite a few books. In this episode, they dispel a lot of the myths people have about writing a book. Prepare to be ruined for book writing.

Contrary to Jonathan’s belief as a child, salt and pepper are not opposites. They don’t cancel each other out. In this episode, Joel and Jonathan banter about different types of pepper, salt mines in Hitler’s Germany, and why salt and pepper are on every American table.

This podcast episode dives into the following topics: – What happens when you try to sneak a grenade past airport security. – What happens when someone dies on a flight. – What’s the deal with support animals on planes? – How they determine how much a POS needs to pay for their seat.

Deep under the ice of Antarctica, there’s a very good chance that there’s an entire lost civilization. Joel and Jonathan dive into some of the theories and mysteries of Atlantis.

It’s the Great Malm Schism: Do we buy Christmas gifts for each other or do we not? Joel and Jonathan discuss why they disagree so much on this particular issue.

When was the last time you thought about llamas? If you’re Joel and Jonathan, the answer is “recently”. That’s the topic of this week’s podcast. The brothers talk about the different types of llamas, what happens when you kiss a camel, and what you can surmise from seeing a naked llama.