The Just Surprise Me Podcast is three friends and sometimes a guest or two who discuss their thoughts on random surprise topics every week. Join Joe, Will, and AreJay as they fumble from Pop culture (TV, Movies, Music, etc...) to Food to Music Gear to Crazy hypothetical survival situations and every other imaginable thing. Fact Checking? What's that? We shoot first and ask questions later. You like vulgarity and explicit content, you found the right place.
Episode 88 - We Got Him To Admit It
Will do you eat ass?
No I don't
Come on Will, you eat ass
Nope, not me
Will, don't be such a bitch, you know you eat ass
Really, never been to browntown
dude, Will, stop lying to us you motherfucker
I'm telling you I don't eat ass
I know you eat ass, you def do, no other f*****g way about it
FINE, I EAT ASS EVERYSINGLE DAY!!!!!!
Episode 87 - Purple Pills
Will took a couple uppers
Will took a couple downers
But nothing compares to that
Brown eye dookie a*****e
That he eats
Doug's been to browneye mountain
One or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares to that
Membership in AARP
Chocolate covered just like Wills mom
With a couple of crackers inside her palms
Its Mrs Lehew with a trick up her sleeves
Trying to pawn that shit off as cookies
I can't describe the vibe Joe gets
When he tells AreJay his music is shit
Ah shit he started mosh pits
Beating up kids who don't dress like him
This show makes Joe regurgitate
Stories about cruise ships on spring break
Then the dumb shit starts happening
Like Vin Diesels music career in rap begins
So bounce bounce come on bounce
Will is a manther and set to pounce
Not cousin, he meant sister
Dumbass sit down
We just B******t so ask around
Dragon dildo billboards in our hometown
Will your mom is passing out
Tell her crackers aren't cookies
Before she crashes out
Episode 86 - 2 Tall Boys for 3 Bucks
Dougie C is back for another episode. I know it's been a while, but at his age gotta get him while we can. AreJay is drunk off cheap malt liquor. Wils balls got cut off. Joe just tries to keep this shit on the rails. I know, Joe being responsible, what is this world coming to?
Episode 85 - Less Pumpkin, More Punkin
We shit all over AreJays idea of what punk music is. Toni "Rage" Mongiat joins us again. The word spooky is super creepy, but not in a halloween way. Brown Donald Trump shows up to tell us how great everything is and Will is well Will.....
Episode 84 - Wills Grass Looks Like Ass
On this episode of Just Surprise Me Toni "Rage" Mongiat joins again this time with AreJay and Will being on the show also. Will gets his revenge finally when someone else thinks crackers are cookies...
Episode 83 - Skate or Die
On this episode of JSM both Will & AreJay have the night off. This time it was actually Joes fault though. So he got a couple special guests to record an all Florida ep. Friends of the show Eirc Pabon and Tony "Rage" Mongiat join Joe in talking about skateboarding for most of the episode along with Toni's band A Dying Regime and some of his exploits back in his radio days with Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 I'm not saying there's a story about people F***ing in a port-o-potty, but I'm also not saying there isn't a story about it either.
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quickly became one of my favorites
These guys have a great rapport with each other. The random grab bag of topics is always interesting even if it's something I'd never expect to be interested in. Things get even better as Are Jay gets heated about a topic. It's bound to happen at least once and episode. I'll keep listening as long as they keep recording. Perfect 5/7