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Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer Talk Radio entertains and informs. It walks through life on a hilarious upbeat while still addressing and informing about serious work issues in the workplace. Whether your a independent contractor or a CEO, we are all affected by work law. Since 1993 Los Angeles native, Karl Gerber, has represented more than 5,000 California employees in lawsuits against their employers.

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Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer Talk Radio entertains and informs. It walks through life on a hilarious upbeat while still addressing and informing about serious work issues in the workplace. Whether your a independent contractor or a CEO, we are all affected by work law. Since 1993 Los Angeles native, Karl Gerber, has represented more than 5,000 California employees in lawsuits against their employers.

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    Episode 91: The Yoni Lady explains Yoni Massages and Yoni Steamings The Yoni Lady explains Yoni Massages and Yoni Steamings

    Episode 91: The Yoni Lady explains Yoni Massages and Yoni Steamings The Yoni Lady explains Yoni Massages and Yoni Steamings

    The Yoni Lady from a cosplay ostrich ranch is a licensed tantra masseuse who does Yoni steamings for men and women. She also does pussy pampering parties for the Yoni. She heard Episode 90 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer show in which Rhemus Helms explained he might have to fire the Yoni Lady due to a lack of interest in her services, but more importantly AB5 which requires employees be treated as employees and not independent contractors. The Yoni Lady does take private clients at the tiny salon on Santa Monica Boulevard covered on Episode 56 of this show. She also does Yoni parties at locations such as the Ritz Carlton. She is licensed, although not by a government licensing agency. In fact, her pussy massages are illegal because she charges for them when not working for Rhemus Helms. After all, these are massages of the female sex organs intended to induce body shattering orgasms for women. The Yoni Lady is jealous of Nazuki the world famous nuru nurse so she keeps saying she hates her. There are also claims Rhemus Helms’ procreating sex robots are being sold at the 99 cent store. This Episode 91 broadcast on KABC AM790 1-11-20. This is the strangest, most over the top radio show broadcast on a commercial radio station or anywhere else. This continuing radio series seeks to cover the most bizarre things and relate them to employment law. All guests are furnished by Rhemus Helms who made his initial fortune when his genital got infringed. This is the best Podcast of 2020 and the best comedy being made in America. You will hear the Yoni lady go from American to French to Hungarian and back a few times.

    • 55 min
    Episode 90: Introducing The Yoni Lady Comedy Introducing The Yoni Lady Comedy

    Episode 90: Introducing The Yoni Lady Comedy Introducing The Yoni Lady Comedy

    Usher in the New Year learning about Yoni Masages. Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer chats with Rhemus Helms about California’s new employment laws until Rhemus Helms derails all normalcy and focuses in on having to fire the Yoni Lady at his cosplay ostrich ranch in Sun Valley, California due to AB5 the new California law about independent contractors. Gerber has no idea what a Yoni massage is. Yoni is a term for the female genital. Helms compares the Yoni Lady to the Mikveh lady, but Gerber disagrees. Helms forced Gerber to read reviews on the Yoni Lady. There are rave reviews on what she has done to a woman’s genital and how great the endive appetizer are when she throws a pussy pampering party. It becomes apparent 2020 will be the year of pampering oneself no matter how absurd it is. This is America’s craziest comedy. This was broadcast January 4, 2020 on KABC AM 790 7 PM PST. This is utter absurdity. Rhemus Helms allegedly sponsors this show through a generous grant from the Helms’ Foundation’s $5.14 Billion in Funding and 14 Inches of Endowment. Rhemus Helms made his initial penile seed money when his genital was infringed. He operates the cosplay Ostrich Ranch in Sun Valley, California where has a mile long bed. His worldwide distribution center in Fontana, California (shaped like a penis) manufactures the procreating sex robots that caused tiny earthquakes in Fontana due to large quantities of fluids seeping into the magna of the earth. The unauthorized Cindy D. model was recalled because men got stuck in her due to inaccurate descriptions she gave of her organs on re-run landline phone sex calls. Helms fathered Hinita Orchid Helms when he went to the Lucky 7 Tarzana Nuru Massage parlor to pay his gas bill and he wasn’t prepared. The conception chair is in the Smithsonian due to Helms’ fame and the fame of Nazuki, The World Famous Nuru Nurse. Helms contends on this episode Reverb, the whisper porn legend who can make men orgasm just be hearing her voice, is his daughter by immaculate conception. Talents like hers must originate with somebody with Helms’ level of endowment. Due to the odd and rather exciting nature of her parents, Hinita Orchid Helms is susceptible to dying of boredom (although this happens repeatedly). That is why Nazuki, who is an Oxford graduate in ancient erotic literature with an emphasis on Asian erotica, speaks in broken English with a Japanese accent when her real drawl is proper British (she is a related search term to Yoko Ono maybe because both of their fathers were Japanese business men mostly living in England). Hinita Orchid Helms is able to create a scent used in candles that simulates the human sexual experience. It is a true treat to have Rhemus Helms on the show. This is Episode 90 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard every week without reruns at the times KABC Los Angeles believes the most number of listeners will hear. This isn’t dark comedy. It is more over the top, no stops. The internet listenership of this show is worldwide, and has increased more than 50% in the last two months. There is nothing else like this outrageous comedy on the radio, on TV, in the movies, the internet, or any comedy club. This is the best radio comedy of 2018, 2019, and hopefully 2020.

    • 47 min
    Episode 89: High roller gambling at nuru massage parlor shirtless dreidel High roller gambling at nuru massage parlor shirtless dreidel

    Episode 89: High roller gambling at nuru massage parlor shirtless dreidel High roller gambling at nuru massage parlor shirtless dreidel

    Shirtless Dreidel game gambles for Soldier’s genital back at nuru massage clinic. Round 2 slip and slide inside. Molly Machete, a former water boarder of the CIA, rearranges the location of this high roller dreidel game so it occurs at the Lucky 7 Tarzana nuru massage clinic run by the World Famous Nuru Nurse, Nazuki. The Golden Massage Oil awards for nuru nurses all over the world is also being held at the Lucky 7 Tarzana the same night. The shirtless dreidel game has to occur in the parking lot where incompetent employment defense lawyer, Dombass has a desk and the chair he thinks is the one Hinita Orchid Helms was conceived on during 1994ish when Rhemus Helms came in to pay a gas bill and was not prepared. Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer goes to the high stakes dreidel game incognito as Rep. Duncan Hunter the disgraced Republican Congressman of the 50th Congressional District who recently was convicted of illegally using campaign funds for his own purposes such as a $125 or $625 plane ride (as reported by the fake media) for a rabbit. In this evil, high roller shirtless dreidel game Myron Alfombra Pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M is in on, the stakes must be depraved. After all, Myron Alfomrba pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M is carrying the Soldier’s genital in a brown paper lunch bag and gambling it. Bernie Sanders is denied access because his loot is not enough and was legitimately earned money. Bernie Mahdoff is escorted by a Federal Marshall until 2 AM when he must return to Federal prison. Gerber has never actually been to a high rollers shirtless Dreidel game. He mistakenly believes the games start out shirtless whereas the loser merely loses his shirt. When Myron Alfombra Pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M tells him he finds it odd he has started out shirtless, Gerber claims this is a West Coast thing. Alfombra claims he has been in the high roller dreidel circuit since 1982 and this is not true. Gerber, who is playing Duncan Hunter, claims this is a San Diego custom because the games happen in saunas. It is then claimed the second round of a West Coast game is slipping and sliding. Round one eventually starts after vying off for who goes first through a match of Indian Style Buzz which Gerber claims is discriminatory. In the actual dreidel game, Myron Alfombra Pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M loses control of the soldier’s genital to Bernie Madoff. The Federal Marshall demands to start bringing Bernie Madoff back to Federal prison at 1:45 AM. An exchange is then made of Phil Specter. Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M declares the game is not for gambling memorabilia such as the gun Phil Specter held to John Lennon’s head. The Federal Marshall comes back because his GPS rightfully shows the Lucky 7 Tarzana is showing up as Reseda. Bernie Madoff is standing in the parking lot confused. He believes his gilt, the brown paper bag, is his lunch. Gerber claims it is his lunch. The rest of the group has run into the Lucky 7 Tarzana for slip and slide and/or pokie pokie. Madoff surrenders the brown lunch bag containing the Soldier’s genital when Gerber tells him he has a Katz Deli, Brooklyn pastrami sandwich in Dombass’ desk in the parking lot. Although Madoff has relinquished the bag, Gerber decides it is just too weird to pick up. Dombass buys it for $41,114 believing he is buying into an investment. This is the craziest comedy being produced on a weekly basis anywhere. It airs on KABC AM790 every week. This is Episode 89 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show broadcast 12-28-19 at 7 PM. This is the weirdest, funniest comedy out there for political comedy types, satire types, regardless of whether you are from New York, Los Angeles, like Jewish comedians, are into Aubrey Plaza, Frank Zappa, Al Sherman, John Waters, or anybody capable of pulling some

    • 55 min
    Episode 88: Woman who orgasms 180 times a day needs accommodations at work for disability Woman who orgasms 180 times a day needs accommodations at work for disability

    Episode 88: Woman who orgasms 180 times a day needs accommodations at work for disability Woman who orgasms 180 times a day needs accommodations at work for disability

    Quinoa suffers from Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) on Episode 88 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show. Expect Nazuki the World Famous Nuru Massage nurse and the soldier whose genital is being held hostage by the evil Myron Alfombra Pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M to join us. Expect non-stop laughs in this over the top employment law comedy. Orgasming woman’s employer asks that she orgasm on meal and rest breaks. Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) disables this customer service agent who works at a Trump-Era coal energy company. Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer determines she suffers from a disability under the Fair Employment and Housing Act (FEHA) because her need to orgasm 180 times a day on a good day, but 360 times a day on a bad day. This obviously major life activities. Her employer’s accommodation was seeing if she could reach enough of her daily quota while on 10 minute rest breaks and her 30 her minute meal break in what Gerber calls an employee all purpose room. Employees who have headaches, or need to pump breast milk believe this woman’s use of the room is overtaxing it. Additionally, there are times other employees barge in and/or the meal and rest breaks are interrupted. This leads to orgasms being delayed and prolonged. Molly Machete, the least neutral workplace investigator Gerber knows, barges in claiming there is a lead on the Soldier’s genital. She also has reports about PGAD and the orgasming woman’s condition. Given the subject matter, Nazuki the world famous nuru nurse and owner of the Lucky 7 Tarzana, drops in. Nazuki is also a matchmaker. She decides the Soldier with the genital Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M is holding hostage with the Iraq missiles the United States and the UK never found would be a good match for Quinoa. Both are religious Republicans, but more importantly, it appears Quinoa loses interest in orgasming when she hears about the Soldier walking around with his stand-in 1.5 centimeter genital. This is Episode 89 of the most outrageous, over the top, funniest continuing new old time radio show on commercial radio. Follow Karl Gerber on Youtube to find out when this show will be broadcast on a weekly basis. The station is putting the show in its most listened to weekend spots to attract the maximum number of listeners to this show because it has been proven to keep audiences of all sizes entertained and attentive. This is America’s edgiest weekly scripted comedy with continuing bizarre characters. It is unquestionably the best podcast series of 2019 and the best comedy podcast of 2019. Aired December 21, 2019 on KABC AM790 at 10AM PST. Now this is the way to cover disability discrimination law with an outrageous guest!

    • 44 min
    Episode 87: Whorehouse, Santa's Village, and Elf Maiden Slavery Uncovered Searching for Soldier's Genital Whorehouse, Santa’s Village, and Elf Maiden Slavery Uncovered Searching for Soldier’s Genital

    Episode 87: Whorehouse, Santa's Village, and Elf Maiden Slavery Uncovered Searching for Soldier's Genital Whorehouse, Santa’s Village, and Elf Maiden Slavery Uncovered Searching for Soldier’s Genital

    Soldier’s genital left whorehouse, heading North in a bowling bag carried by the evil Myron Alfombra Pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M who is holding the genital hostage in a quid pro quo for Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer. After leaving Angel’s whorehouse where the girl-friend experience and negotiation was discussed, Rhemus Helms’ genital tracker brought the gang to Santa’s Village. Angel, the child actor in a few episodes of a TV show, a Rhemus Helms porn in 1979, and a Recycler newspaper advertisement in the mid-70s she still carries around decides to leave the brothel she runs to join ASMR whisper porn legend Reverb, Mindy Goldman the overprotective mother who hid under the bed during her older son’s first time (Episode 66) who is trying to complete Step 2 of the 12 step overprotective parents anonymous, Cindy D. the most famous English speaking landline phone sex operator in the world, her mother Dr. D. who bio-engineered sex organs for the Rhemus Helms sex robots, Star Bright, and Karl Gerber so they can be the Magnificent 7. The oversized mystery van head to the North Pole. It is disclosed that the Helms Foundation has a sophisticated genital tracker, and their technology has been given to the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORID) who tracks Santa on his deliveries. Once the Magnificent 7 arrive in Lapland an elf maiden approaches the mystery van and asks if it is really Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer because she wishes to report labor law violations. It is determined that after Mrs. Santa left things have gone downhill. Mrs. Santa apparently was inspired by the income that could be earned working for Nazuki the World Famous Nuru Nurse, and she took a job at the Lucky 7 Blythe also partially due to its warmer climate in the California Desert. The elf maiden complains about being paid in mirth, there not being reimbursement for rain deer travel, rain deers being charged illegal rent credits, and a lack of overtime on piece rate productions of wooden boomerangs. It is also determined that all good produced in the Village are now being shipped by a sub-contractor now that Amazon has taken over. After traveling many thousands of miles the Magnificent 7 is told a master carpenter in Santa’s Commune made a wooden box and shipped the solider’s genital off shortly before the gang arrived. Although this centers on a genital held hostage, this show is about the societal issues such as Amazonation, women as negotiators, modern day slave labor, and ethnocentric holiday celebration. This is Episode 88 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard on KABC AM790. This is the raciest, edgiest, over the top comedy anywhere. There is always a new episode every week. If you are interested in weird comedy, the best of SNL, and the most outrageous comedy being produced on a weekly basis subscribe to the Karl Gerber with a K channel on YouTube and get updates on this show. This is episode 88 aired 12-15-19. This is the best comedy podcast show of 2019. Scripted weekly, over the top, best comedy of 2019.

    • 45 min
    Episode 86: Whorehouse infiltrated by non-live sex workers to find Soldier’s genital Whorehouse infiltrated by non-live sex workers to find Soldier’s genital

    Episode 86: Whorehouse infiltrated by non-live sex workers to find Soldier’s genital Whorehouse infiltrated by non-live sex workers to find Soldier’s genital

    Lead comes in, on genital held hostage, on self-destructing 14 inch memory stick from Rhemus Helms that makes sex noises at destruction. ASMR whisper porn legend Reverb uses her skills to decipher the message concerns a brothel underneath the Redondo Beach Pier. Mindy the overprotective mother who hid under the bed during her older son’s first time (Episode 66) must complete Step 2 of the 12 step overprotective parents anonymous. She decides to tag along with Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer, Cindy D. the most famous English speaking landline phone sex operator in the world, her maybe sister Reverb, her mother Dr. D. who bio-engineered sex organs for the Rhemus Helms sex robots, and then Star Bright shows up. She is eager to assist in finding the Soldier’s genital because he accompanied her husband and her to North Korea when Chap Shtick was on top of the world managing the world’s largest database of sanitary napkin uses Myron Alfombra Pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M stole when he shrunk himself and got in between the studs in the Century City Twin Towers where the database was housed, and he downloaded it onto an 8 inch floppy drive. The gang takes the Nissan van with the 7 foot roof to the Redondo Beach Pier. Angel the child actress (a few episodes of a TV show) and then a Rhemus Helms porn in 1979, appears underneath the pier offering the girl-friend experience. She explains after she got fired from the job she talked about on Episode 59 for not aging gracefully she just had to do something so she started a brothel in a deserted seaside motel with a plentiful supply of bed bugs on the sofas Gerber refuses to sit on. It is decided there needs to be an infiltration into the whorehouse because Rhemus Helms last tracked the soldier’s genital there. Star Bright and Reverb ultimately volunteer to pretend they are interested in getting into the life as long as their attorney, Gerber is present. Angel claims the wages a woman can earn whoring are inspiring. She also discusses how the girl-friend experience is the premier hooker trick. Apparently men want to hire a woman who acts like their girl-friend. Reverb and Star Bright fail to be inspired. Gerber divulges there is not an actual interest of his clients getting into the life. They simply got a lead the Soldier’s genital might be in the cat house. An academic debate ensues about whether young women are naturally good negotiators. Angel claims women working for her are not, and will learn how to be. Gerber and Dr. D. cite evidence from various studies about why members of both sexes might or might not be good negotiators. This is the most absurd comedy aired on radio anywhere. This is a continuing new old time radio saga. This is Episode 87 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard on KABC AM790 Saturdays 7-8 PM because the show was so successful it was moved to a more popular timeslot than Sundays. If you are interested in weird comedy, retro cool things, and the most outrageous comedy being produced on a weekly basis subscribe to the Karl Gerber with a K channel on YouTube and get updates on this show. This particular episode was aired December 7, 2019.

    • 45 min

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