52 episodes

Keith and his ex-girlfriend talk shit.

Keith and The Girl comedy talk show www.KeithandTheGirl.com

    • Comedy
    • 4.7 • 1.6K Ratings

Keith and his ex-girlfriend talk shit.

    3541: Criminology

    3541: Criminology

    Your best friends Keith and Chemda are here to diagnose you. Think nothing of it. They also discuss Chemda rewatching Everything Everywhere All at Once in a theater, a 911 dispatcher hanging up on a supermarket employee that called during the Tops Friendly Market mass shooting, and NBC saying they’re open to having Chris Rock host the 95th Academy Awards. The duo learns about professional baby-namers, and they talk about the prison release and love life of Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli.

    • 32 min
    3540: Hollywood Vampires and the Silver Screen

    3540: Hollywood Vampires and the Silver Screen

    Today Keith and Chemda discuss GrubHub’s catastrophic free food offer to New Yorkers and America reaching over 1,000,000 COVID deaths. The duo dissects audio from one of The Flash’s Ezra Miller’s multiple arrests, and Amber Heard denies that she shat on Johnny Depp’s bed. Selma Blair has a propensity to bite celebrities whom she admires, and Coldplay would like your help to power their concerts.

    • 37 min
    3539: The Nicest Title Ever

    3539: The Nicest Title Ever

    Keith and Chemda discuss the white supremacist shooting in a Buffalo, NY supermarket that killed 10 people. (19 weeks into the year, America has already seen 198 mass shootings.) The duo also talks about R. Kelly and NYC subway shooter Frank James being prison pals. Keith discusses Netflix’s Meltdown: Three Mile Island, which leads to covering the makeup of sociopaths, psychopaths, and Keith’s dad.

    • 51 min
    3538: No One Here Gets Out Alive

    3538: No One Here Gets Out Alive

    Keith was poisoned! But he fought back and lived for you, dear listener. Keith and Chemda are here to discuss it all: Hilary Duff’s perfectly airbrushed perfect body on the cover of Women’s Health’s Body Issue, Keith adventures with 2 am shrimp parmesan, Keith’s Lovense dick sleeve, Roe v. Wade and anti-abortionists who had abortions, and the history of Mary the Virgin Mother of God. Babe’s James Cromwell glued himself to NYC Starbucks counter to protest the extra costs of plant-based milk, and NYC’s MTA orders bus drivers not to open the buses’ rear and center doors to stop fare jumpers and to confront anyone who tries not to pay. Yeah uh … okay. Sounds good.

    • 57 min
    3537: Billy Get Your Guns w/ Billy Procida

    3537: Billy Get Your Guns w/ Billy Procida

    Billy Procida is so heartbroken that he can’t even talk about it. The gang tries to figure out why Billy has lifelong issues with likability, and Billy shares about letting go of his regular happy-ending masseuse, his fight on the train, and his plan to buy a gun.

    • 52 min
    3536: From Chocolate to Morphine w/ Marty DeRosa

    3536: From Chocolate to Morphine w/ Marty DeRosa

    New guest Marty DeRosa joins KATG to discuss comedians’ appeal of pro-wrestling, getting along with a parent later in life, Mother’s Day, therapy, podcast guests asking to edit their appearance, and how to prepare for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.

    • 1 hr 9 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
1.6K Ratings

1.6K Ratings

TheLexKin ,

The best pod in the world

I would give it ten stars if I could.

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KamenLee ,


I got hooked on these guys in 2008 and have been keeping up with them daily. They are consistently entertaining and always come first on my playlist... only when KATG is done do other podcasts fill my ears.

Also they were right about meatloaf. So I’m here to counterbalance that goofball.

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