Kids vs. Cats

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Joe’s got kids. Dave’s got cats. Adulting with friends, family and society can be tough in its simplicity. Joe and Dave chat through marriage, mayhem and mastication, finding balance in the culture and chaos viewed through the lens of life with kids and cats.

  1. 02/02/2023

    Kids vs. Cats - Whose Team

    In their first installment for 2023 Joe and Dave chat up the utility of sinks, dogs owning guns and the messed up world of sports and athletes and the work that crosses to fit making the mountain a little less formidable. Be sure to hang in there until after the potty break when things really start to flow and we serve up delicious morsels of kids vs. cats. Make this your best year yet by SUBSCRIBING and SHARING and COMMENTING

    1 hr

  2. 12/16/2022

    Kids vs. Cats - Weed the People

    Joe highly recommends having no Thanksgiving leftovers. Dave does not DIY. Cats and mice living together while Fathers-in-Law save the day! Comment. Subscribe. Follow.

    48 min

  3. 11/16/2022

    Kids vs. Cats - Carbon Capitalized

    Joe goes nuclear on coyotes, hairy wife legs and wood chopping child laborless horror stories. Dave gives the gift that keeps on giving the wrong information but boasts the biggest birthday wishes for Joe. Comment. Subscribe. Share. Please. Make it a beautiful day!

    57 min

  4. 10/28/2022

    Kids vs. Cats - Contractual Constrictions

    Joe and Dave hope you can swallow the whole episode as they chat up getting scammed in New Orleans, Pythons power-lunching on people, priests and nuns knocking out some porn and how to DIY a dog cone so that no one can lick their surgically removed g******s - as marriage teaches us all. Subscribe, comment, like, follow, share. Be blessed today y'all!

    1h 13m

  5. 10/20/2022

    Kids vs. Cats - Forty Niners

    Joe and Dave double dip on birthday celebrations, face to face conversations, siblings sexing on edibles and all the energy it takes to guide teenagers into action. Subscribe, comment, follow, share, post and discuss amongst your peer group. More importantly, good friends and family matter - let 'em know you love 'em.

    58 min

  6. 09/20/2022

    Kids vs. Cats - College Rocks

    Joe takes us on a guided tour of Ithaca College and Cornell, leaving out all the juicy bits of his time spent there as a young man, because he was with his kids. Dave dives into his weekend exploits in Detroit taking in the Chris Rock concert, as well as showing us a window into proper inspection and how to appropriately watch a live event.

    1h 7m

  7. 09/01/2022

    Kids vs. Cats - The Grind

    Joe's secret way to hide all of his rage gets uncovered by the dentist. Dave is unable, more so unwilling, to unionize fake dads. The auto tip is brought to the forefront in the era of shrinkflation. The boys get 20% better today when Dave sings a song to his French Cowboy partner!  SUBSCRIBE!  SUBSCRIBE!

    55 min

  8. 08/23/2022

    Kids vs. Cats - Call Mom

    Joe goes full NOO YAWK with alum shout-out for Tim Locastro and the Ithaca Bombers while Dave licks his old man lax wounds. The two pre-elder white males discuss bias hotlines, and answer "who ya gonna call?" without mentioning the movie franchise everybody claps back with. What makes the best family photos? Listen to find out! If this episode hurts your feelings please call another human being. That's what humans do - talk to one another. I think Joe and Dave talked about other stuff...oh! Dave finally succumbs to Joe's incessant desire to be laughed at, which is nice and we answer the age old question 'breasts or thighs?' subscribe. comment. thrive.

    1h 6m
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Joe’s got kids. Dave’s got cats. Adulting with friends, family and society can be tough in its simplicity. Joe and Dave chat through marriage, mayhem and mastication, finding balance in the culture and chaos viewed through the lens of life with kids and cats.

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  • Creator
    Dave and Joe
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2023
  • Episodes
    93
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dave and Joe