114 episodes

A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast... with a twist!

What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl ‘running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door’? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe.

Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether or not they would be the ones to stay alive at the end.

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter

    • TV & Film

A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast... with a twist!

What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl ‘running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door’? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe.

Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether or not they would be the ones to stay alive at the end.

    Ep. 81: American Mary: “The Tale of Arik Keeping our Stool from Falling Over”

    Ep. 81: American Mary: “The Tale of Arik Keeping our Stool from Falling Over”

    Ket tells Kim about Arik’s Birthday pick by The Soska Sisters, American Mary starring Katherine Elizabeth. So grab an extra turkey leg from your sutured turkeys and buckle up. It’s gonna be a bloody, slicey ride. Ketryn will acquire a new Betty Boop impression to add to her very limited repertoire. We’ll test the marketability of a new candle scent: Bag of Rags and Skin. And the girls will work out the logistics of switching arms. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in American Mary.
    Dir. Jen and Sylvia Soska
    Writers Jen and Sylvia Soska
     
    KKSAM LIVE SHOW!
    Sunday March 15, 2020
    7pm at El Cid on Sunset in Los Angeles, CA
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    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 
    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com
    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast
    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast
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    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com
    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
    Ok we'll stop now.
    Thanks for listening!
    xo and #StayAlive,
    K&K
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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    • 2 hr 10 min
    Ep. 80: A Girls Walks Home Alone at Night: “The Tale of the 1956 Chevy… or Some Completely Other Car.”

    Ep. 80: A Girls Walks Home Alone at Night: “The Tale of the 1956 Chevy… or Some Completely Other Car.”

    Kim tells Kim about A Girls Walks Home Alone at Night starring Sheila Vand, Arash Marandi Marshall Manesh. It’s the third contribution to Women in Horror Month and our monthly Patreon pick! We’ll learn that Ketryn would be a really honest and forthright Vampire so excuse her fangs. We’ll get a visit from the spirit of Mona Lisa Vito when Kim identifies the make and model of the vintage car being driven. And no, we will not be googling it to find out if she’s correct or not. We’ll also say goodbye to Cindy. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night.
    Dir. Ana Lily Amirpour
    Writer Ana Lily Amirpour
     
    KKSAM LIVE SHOW!
    Sunday March 15, 2020
    7pm at El Cid on Sunset in Los Angeles, CA
    Grab tix here or Send $10 via Venmo to @kksampodcast and save the processing fees!*Proceeds benefit Downtown Women's Center
    Facebook event link
     
     
     
    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 
    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com
    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast
    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast
    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast
    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com
    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
    Ok we'll stop now.
    Thanks for listening!
    xo and #StayAlive,
    K&K

     
     
     
     
     
    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com. 
     

    • 1 hr 49 min
    Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones”

    Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones”

    Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones”
    Ket tells Kim about The Love Witch starring Samantha Robinson. We’ve got a love-addicted witch, ren-faire cosplay, jars of tampons, feminism and hot dudes. It’s basically Kim and Ket in a blender. We’ll learn many things like how to not be a turd little bird boy. We will NOT learn what Ketryn meant by ‘naked violent feet ceremony’ because she, herself, hasn’t the foggiest. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Love Witch.
    Dir. Anna Biller
    Writer Anna Biller
     
     
     
     
    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 
    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com
    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast
    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast
    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast
    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com
    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
    Ok we'll stop now.
     
    Thanks for listening!
    xo and #StayAlive,
    K&K
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com.

    • 2 hr 39 min
    Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer
    Did everyone do their homework? Kim tells Ket about the Netflix documentary Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer about the monster Luka Magnotta. She bumbled through it for a full half hour so we decided to make it a bonus episode - this is what happens when we don't take detailed notes people!  But, seriously, fuck this guy. We don’t even have anything clever to write. Just fuck this weirdo.
    Dir. Mark Lewis
     
     
     
    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 
    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com
    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast
    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast
    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast
    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com
    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
    Ok we'll stop now.
     
    Thanks for listening!
    xo and #StayAlive,
    K&K
     
     
     
     
     
    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com.

    • 28 min
    Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop”

    Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop”

    Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop”
    Kim tells Ket about Tragedy Girls starring Brianna Hildebrand and Alexandra Shipp. Listen up, Erasers! Enrollment opens for Ketryn’s Female Anatomy Health class, open to boys ONLY! Y’all need to learn. We learn that Kim is a professional wooden pencil holder maker. The girls revisit their "autobiographical" webseries: The 3xtremes (click here to watch). Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketryn will live or die in Tragedy Girls.
    Dir. Tyler McIntyre
    Writer Tyler McIntyre, Chris Lee Hill
    New Intro Music by the one and only Arik Martin!!
     
     
    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 
    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com
    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast
    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast
    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast
    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com
    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
    Ok we'll stop now.
     
    Thanks for listening!
    xo and #StayAlive,
    K&K
     
     
     
     
     
    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com.
     

    • 2 hr 13 min
    Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen”

    Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen”

    Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen”
    Ket tells Kim about our #Sammie Patrons' vote: Fright Night starring Chris Sarandon, Amanda Bearse, Roddy McDowell, William Ragsdale and the mysterious creature, Stephen Geoffreys. We learn what the absolute least sexy name is and we go on a sexual awakening journey with Amy. We’re going to go on a journey with Evil Ed too but your guess is as good as ours as to what that journey is. Oh, and Chalrey is in it too and he’s a bad boyfriend. The end. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Fright Night
    Dir. Tom Holland
    Writer Tom Holland
     
     
     
     
    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 
    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com
    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast
    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast
    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast
    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com
    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
    Ok we'll stop now.
     
    Thanks for listening!
    xo and #StayAlive,
    K&K

     
     
     
     
     
    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com. 

     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
     

    • 2 hr 24 min

Customer Reviews

Lowengirl ,

Here’s to Staying Alive

I just stumbled upon this podcast and I have to say, these ladies are “killing it”. The format is hilarious and unique. My first episode was Fright Night, which happens to be my favorite movie - for real.
I’ve been binge listening every since. I am so looking forward to more content. I, am living for it.

LarryG_akron ,

This is awesome.

I stumbled on this last night and listened to the House if Wax episode on the way to work. I loved it and subscribed but I’m probably going to listen to The Thing episode next. Also - I was reading descriptions of various episodes before listening - “Larry” is a great name if not terribly sexy. I feel personally attacked! I’ve done pretty okay, thank you very much!

Great stuff!

Ps. I love older horror films. My favorite Vincent Price film is probably Masque of the Red Death. Creepy 14 year old me loves Hazel Court in this film (creepy adult me does as well).

Ps2. #nerdert Paddle ball guy was featured became House of Wax was made in color and 3D.

JustinLonghorn ,

I can definitely dig it.

Fresh fun take on a horror movie podcast. Keep it up, chumps!

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