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With a variety of shows, Legion Podcasts brings you the best of podcasting in the world of horror, film and video games.

Kiss the Goat Kiss the Goat

    • TV & Film
    • 4.9 • 9 Ratings

With a variety of shows, Legion Podcasts brings you the best of podcasting in the world of horror, film and video games.

    31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965)

    31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965)

    Day 3 is here and we have our first guest curator of the 31 Days of Howling Beast. Jeffery X Martin has been tasked to cover The Beast That Killed Women. Not much of a plot here. There’s a gorilla who’s attacking young nudists in Florida. Police are baffled, tops are non existent…….you get the gist. This is just the first of many guests on this run but this one is pretty great.

    • 8 min
    Kiss the Goat Episode 58: Jaws of Satan (1981)

    Kiss the Goat Episode 58: Jaws of Satan (1981)

    What happens when the saddest priest in the world takes on the Devil himself, who has taken the form of a king cobra? Join your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie, as they sink their fangs into the 1981 movie Jaws of Satan! This movie happened! Hear Mark Ball pick up the Landline of the Damned! Hear Chef Al reveal the identity of one of his first celebrity crushes! Hear Cootie and X get drunk and spoil this movie from Hell to breakfast! All your favorite segments are here, and so are the ones you don’t like! [Sorry, kids. We’ve got a format and we’re sticking to it.] Let Kiss the Goat slither into your earholes and make monkey noises! Your hashtag for this episode: #PrettyPrettySnakeCave

    • 2 hr 7 min
    Kiss the Goat Episode 57: The Last Exorcism (2010)

    Kiss the Goat Episode 57: The Last Exorcism (2010)

    It’s banana bread and bloodletting in the Bible Belt on this episode of Kiss the Goat as X and Cootie take a long look at the 2010 movie, The Last Exorcism! Cootie and X take a deep dive into the film and talk frankly about their experiences in charismatic churches, the efficacy of exorcisms, and that movie’s controversial and divisive ending. X and Cootie attempt to follow a banana bread recipe straight from the movie, because why wouldn’t they? Chillerpop creator Rolph Picler answers the Landline of the Damned! Allan McPherson returns to the dark fold with a Recipe from Hell! Cootie and X drink! They answer your questions! They crawl on their bellies like a reptile! [This episode is two and a half hours long! What were we thinking?] Anoint your earholes with some sweet oil and hallelujah this episode right up into your Amen Corner!







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    • 2 hr 27 min
    Kiss the Goat Episode 56: Mausoleum 1983

    Kiss the Goat Episode 56: Mausoleum 1983

    Celebrate Cootie’s birthday with this humongous, jam-packed episode in which X and Cootie discuss Mausoleum 1983, the winner of the Acolyte’s Choice listening poll! What’s not to love about demonic breasts? Long-time friend of the show Allan McPherson reveals his workout regimen when he answers the call of the void on the Landline of the Damned! Cootie answers questions from listeners! Bloopers! Birthday wishes for our High Priestess! Learn about Cootie and X’s second date and find out what X got Cootie for her birthday! [Hint: it’s large and girthy.] Prepare yourself for slurred words, foul language, and generally bad ideas on this extra-super-shiny-special episode of Kiss the Goat! Stick it in your ears… and rip the knob off! Follow Kiss the Goat on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, and Google Podcasts. And catch up on every episode right here.

    • 2 hr 8 min
    Kiss the Goat Episode 55: The Manitou (1978)

    Kiss the Goat Episode 55: The Manitou (1978)

    It’s a birthday celebration at the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie and X discuss William Girdler’s Native American sort-of-but-not-really possession movie, The Manitou. What did Mistress Stephanie give X for his birthday? Not that. No, not that either. You’ll just have to listen and find out. Also: an experiment in demonic possession for movie fans, Gary Hill of the Cinema Beef Podcast picks up the Landline of the Damned, and X and Cootie finally discuss the Conjureverse! Hashtag this episode #NeckBaby4Life! Ram this episode into your earholes and let the entertainment splooge out!







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    • 1 hr 52 min
    Kiss the Goat Episode 54: The Rite 2011

    Kiss the Goat Episode 54: The Rite 2011

    On this stultifying episode of Kiss the Goat, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie (respectively) undergo The Rite 2011 in which Sir Anthony Hopkins bitch-slaps a five-year-old girl and laughs about it! Host of Hello! This is the Doomed Show Richard Glenn Schmidt picks up the Landline of the Damned and discovers the calls are coming from OUTSIDE THE HOUSE! Also: Who could kill a child? A Sri Lankan exorcist, that’s who! Push your boundaries with this episode’s Grandmaster Challenge during Drinking With the Devil! Plus: who makes better goat noises– Cootie or X? It’s all here waiting to submerge itself in the delicious moistness of your earholes on Kiss the Goat!







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    • 1 hr 22 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
9 Ratings

9 Ratings

Daeron Wilson ,

More fun than you can shake a pitchfork at.

X, Cootie, and chef Al truly take this reformed altar boy to school when it comes to satanic cinema. This show is devilishly fun and educational.

Nomad7513 ,

Five Stars!!!

Cootie and X make me laugh so hard and I can drink right along with them. Enjoy the back and fourth and their choice of movies always top notch.

Haywood G Bloughme ,

You Gotta Listen!

Can you have more fun listening to movies about the Devil? I don't think so. It's like a flood of goat's blood flowing down your robe, and it's real goat's blood, so you know it's good! So much fun, and there's not another show like it. listen now!

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