53 episodes

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) nerd out about what drew them into Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, Games Workshop modeling and their philosophies on gaming. Listen to two comedians banter about the state of their favorite game, the kinds of games they like to play, the people they like to play with and the models they love. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around. 

Legends Of The Painty Men John Roy and Andrew DeWitt

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    • 4.8 • 56 Ratings

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) nerd out about what drew them into Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, Games Workshop modeling and their philosophies on gaming. Listen to two comedians banter about the state of their favorite game, the kinds of games they like to play, the people they like to play with and the models they love. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around. 

    Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 46: A Warcry For Help!

    Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 46: A Warcry For Help!

    Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how John is too scared to fix his Imperial Guard army by himself, Andrew keeps trying to sneak One Page Rules talk into the conversation and it infuriates John then they descend into madness as they cover the ever increasing horde of absurdity that is the Warcry warbad roster . All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!    
    music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)
     
     

    • 1 hr 16 min
    Legends Of The Painty Men Bonus Episode With Garage Hammer’s Dave Witek! Squat Squawking!

    Legends Of The Painty Men Bonus Episode With Garage Hammer’s Dave Witek! Squat Squawking!

    While John Roy is on tour Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, TBS) and Dave Witek (Garage Hammer) join forces to be positive about something Gamesworkshop does! This is a bonus episode about how much they love the new Leauges of Votann  for Warhammer 40k. Hear them reminisce about Squats of yore, Goblin Animosity tables and dwarfy fantasy battle goodness. Andrew's back is out and occasionally it sounds like he's sniffing but that's just the Pilates wedge he's stuck on so don't get grossed out. Party. Bonus.
     
    intro and outro music by the incredible @fluxpavilion !

    • 1 hr 23 min
    Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 45: One Page Shills

    Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 45: One Page Shills

    Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about paints John has to order to finish his Stormcast, Andrew falls back in love with (some) Warhammer 40k because SQUATS ARE BACK! Also, John freaks out about repairing his Imperial Guard tanks and begs for help and Andrew shills hard for One Page Rules (unpaid) while fantasizing about his Gunpla shooting up Space Marines. All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!    
    music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

    • 55 min
    Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 44: Bad British Robots

    Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 44: Bad British Robots

    Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how long the Dark Oath line took to come out, GW store policy with head swaps on miniatures, the importance of miniatures that can serve multiple purposes in gaming and how bad British robots are! All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!    
    music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

    • 51 min
    Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 43: Slaves to Awesome

    Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 43: Slaves to Awesome

    Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys whine about GW prices as normal BUT actually fan boy the F out about the new Slaves to Darkness sculpts as well as finally figure out why Storm Cast Eternals can’t be a ‘metal’ as Chaos. It’s Heels vs Baby Faces on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!    
    music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

    • 49 min
    Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 42: Prime Hunter Special Little Boys

    Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 42: Prime Hunter Special Little Boys

    Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys roast the concept of "Prime Hunters" as the "Participation Award" of gaming. They also talk about drunk road comics from Chicago and Roy's new strategy of not looking at the rules before buying minis. Enjoy!     music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! 

    • 1 hr 3 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
56 Ratings

56 Ratings

Jagshodndbsj ,

Hilarious

This podcast is amazing, hilarious, and has the best intro song. Heard about them from LATCS and I’m a better person for listening.

WillnFolk ,

The Age of Sigmar Roast

It’s funny and well done. Most of the funny is directed to crapping on GW creative design.
Kind of makes me feel stupid for enjoying the hobby, when they get going.
Check it out, then check in to therapy.

Occams! ,

Fun and Funny and I'm so glad I Found This

After peeing a little from laughter at John Roy's take on Grant Morrison on Underculture, I figured I owed the dude a listen to whatever he had to promote. When it turned out to be a Warhammer podcast, that was icing on the cake.

As someone who has been into Warhammer for decades now but no longer plays, this show cracks me up. I'm early in the episodes but describing the Khorne models with the top knots as being Primus fans had me dying. Its informative, funny and feels like I'm part of a conversation I wish I was having everytime I walk into a Games Workshop store. These two dudes clearly love the game, like each other and are so easy to listen to that this is my new binge podcast. Highly recommended. I can only hope that they tackle some 40K stuff. I would LOVE to hear their take on the Primarchs.

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