98 episodes

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.

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    • 5.0 • 11 Ratings

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.

    Master Bastard #238 - Unemployed Eye

    Master Bastard #238 - Unemployed Eye

    The Bastards are back! Where did they go? Nowhere! They fill you in on their adventures, treasures, tragedies and Sir Chapsworth makes sex noises. Classtard!

    • 1 hr
    Master Bastard #237 - Battle Gravy

    Master Bastard #237 - Battle Gravy

    The Bastards are back with another episode that Terlet took his time on editing. This episode is chock full of all the steaming filth that you’ve come to expect and adore. Lotion up your Ladybugs and get ready to get filled with podcasty goodness. Classtard!

    • 1 hr 13 min
    Master Bastard #236 - Self-Admiration Masturbation

    Master Bastard #236 - Self-Admiration Masturbation

    Well well, the Bastards are back… Surprised? Confused? Titillated? Good, those are all positive feelings to associate with this podcast. Why not lay back and breath deep… just breath in… and out… in… and out. Isn’t that nice? Do you feel relaxed? Good, good. Why not take of those tight pants? Give us a gander at your slander? Give us a queef of that beef? Give us a plop of that slop? Give us a poke with that joke? Give us a choke with that stroke? Show us your g******s? No? Classtard.

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Master Bastard #235 - Ron Perlman's Upper Lip

    Master Bastard #235 - Ron Perlman's Upper Lip

    The Bastards are back and boy are they chubby. Hamtackle finds Bruce Vilanch disgusting and I think that is his way of covering up the fact that he really reeeally wants to f**k him. There is also buckets of limericks and some good old Para-Files. Classtard!

    • 55 min
    Master Bastard #234 - Rawdogging Prostitutes

    Master Bastard #234 - Rawdogging Prostitutes

    The Bastards are back and they love to snack! Terlet briefly tests the Bastard’s ASMR waters and celebrity death is discussed, heavily. Get a grip of those Classtardy hips and give em a tush push!

    • 1 hr 1 min
    Master Bastard #233 - Back In The Bucket

    Master Bastard #233 - Back In The Bucket

    The Bastards are back. Isn’t that nice? Lot’s of passionate pandemic palaver is peppered with paltry penile prattle. You know, the usual. Classtard.

    • 1 hr 5 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
11 Ratings

11 Ratings

DJSoniq ,

Better than Stern!!!

This pod is super dirty, funny, and somethimes thought provoking! MB is a hidden Gem that deserves more love and downloads and they talk to the fans! So download, sit back, and prepare for truthful, non pc, hilarity!!! -DJSoniq

SuperDoneMan ,

Hilarious and Wrong

These guys are obviously great friends, and the show is really funny because of it. They're not politically correct by any means, so if you're easily offended you need to run the other way. For the rest of the world, tune in and laugh your a** off.

CropsyKills ,

The Perfect podcast for curmudgeons

One of the funniest podcasts I have ever listened to. Follow them on twitter. They are very active and they enjoy interacting with their fans. Hamtackle hates me but I won't hold that against him. One of these days he'll learn to love me.

But seriously check this show out. It's the best kept secret on the information superhighway.

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