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Welcome to Mom and Dad are Stoned, a podcast about pot, parenting, and all the stuff in between!

    MADAS 144 | Eco-Friendly Stoners + Cannabis Influencing 101

    MADAS 144 | Eco-Friendly Stoners + Cannabis Influencing 101

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    Libation Corner - 2:15



    * what glass we're using

    * what strains we're smoking

    * what dabs we're dabbing

    * what drinks were drinking









    Listener Letters - 11;58

    Send in your letters to momanddadarestoned@gmail.com! Share your cannabis story, ask your stoner questions, or request some good old fashioned advice from a mom and dad stoner. We'll field your questions on cannabis, growing, cbd, relationships, parenting, us, you, whatever. We'll look up the answers, stoned! Again, that's momanddadarestoned@gmail.com!



    Hello MADAS,



    Is there a way to become a zero waste cannabis user?



    Is there some zero waste products you would recommend?



    Have you and your family ever thought about going zero waste?



    Thank you so much In advance!!! You guys are the best



    * talk about my desires to go zero waste as a family in the past, but it is very hard for a big family like mine. COVID really put a damper on it to, with myself feeling very pressured to stock up and consume. It's a goal I will always work towards and try to model, but doubt we'd ever get there at this stage of our lives. Talk about Lizzy and the green team and how it really inspired us for awhile.

    * There is a lot of packaging and waste that goes into commerical world of cannabis, there is no denying it. One of the first things you realize when you start regularly frequenting a dispensary is just how much damn packaging you will accumulate. Every preroll, every gram of weed put in a plastic container, every concentrate jar, edibles wrapped in tons of heavy printed packaging.

    * We have a hemp company, Happy Flower Company, and for awhile we were using single plastic tubes for preroll sales. Once we started getting customers that ordered twetnty at a time we realized we just did not feel good about sending out that many plastic tubes. We switched our packaging.

    * Talk about hemp plastic packaging, and how it's really cool but expensive. We ordered some hemp plastic tube samples and liked them but like the box thing we have going on better.



    Some Tips



    * reuse packaging as much as possible

    * Learn about and Use your dispensary recycle program or box. Return your weed jars and canisters for reuse or recycling.

    * Avoid proprietary cartridge systems, or cartridges in general if the ability to recycle them is a concern. Some methods of consumption are just less wasteful than others. Smoking a joint thats gone at the end probably has the least impact on the enviorment, depending on the papers used I guess. Something like a propritary single use cartridge systems might have the most waste, especially if the cartridge is not able to be recylced. Avoid proprietary cartridge systems, or cartridges in general if the ability to recycle them is a concern. Opt for methods like homemade edibles, smoking flower, or having a single high quality and long lasting dry herb vaporizer as your main forms of consumption to avoid waste.

    * Grow your own as much as possible and embrace making your own medicine!



    * no packaging to deal with

    • 1 hr 15 min
    MADAS 143 | Back To School Stoner

    MADAS 143 | Back To School Stoner

    Libation Corner - 1:36



    * what glass we're using

    * what strains we're smoking

    * what dabs we're dabbing

    * what drinks were drinking

    * What new records we have









    Listener Letters - 13:15

    Send in your letters to momanddadarestoned@gmail.com! Share your cannabis story, ask your stoner questions, or request some good old fashioned advice from a mom and dad stoner. We'll field your questions on cannabis, growing, cbd, relationships, parenting, us, you, whatever. We'll look up the answers, stoned! Again, that's momanddadarestoned@gmail.com!



    This is the second part of a question we answered on episode 140.







    Hey Kathryn and Blavid (hehe - clearly inviting myself into this inside joke...) I adore you guys and the show! I am a newer fan of MADAS, the stonermom.com AND happy flower company! I am currently smoking on Golden Cherry and your AC Diesel crumble as my hemp/cbd option which I love - thank you guys for the incredible impact you’ve had on not just my stoner life, but my holistic health and well-being :) it means so much to share such a strong passion with others and to know there are others out there like me!



    * What is your experience with tinctures and do you have an opinion on them for your own personal use? I am a regular user with a moderate-high tolerance and recently made my own, but it seems very weak. Any ideas? I did decarb first! 1/4oz flower to 1/2 cup Everclear. And damn it burns...!



    Our experience: iovia, my friend's tincture. We've never made our own. How we would make one if we were going to.



    * How do you ensure health (lung, heart) when it comes to smoking? You mentioned in a previous episode you aren’t concerned, but I definitely am because smoking is my preferred method - how do you keep your health in check and do you have any tips for those of us who want to be proactive about smoking and health? Or, can you elaborate on why you are at peace with this?



    having a moderate routine, a layered routine that does incorporate other methods for example your tinctures. My smoking schedule doesn't concern me because of my routine/frequency/other methods.



    When I used to do traditional dabbing I was getting concerned, and that wasn't even combustion. Definitely have standards for what would be alarming signs. For me it was lots of coughing every time I did those concentrates. This was back when we would buy dispensary concentrates with a lot of different quality differences and solvents used. There was a time David literally said he didn't want me dabbing like that anymore. Then I started using an enail, then vaporizer enails where I could dab things lower, started getting better concentrates. now it's not a problem.



    For helping to protect your lungs if you're a daily smoker, I just recommend embracing other methods for establishing your baseline. For example the tincture, or edibles. Incorporating dry herb vaping if you can. Having safe, high quality cannabis for combustion. I do believe any amount of smoking anything is harmful, I justify it as ancient medicine we've been smoking for eons on top of what i said up there.







    Stoned Conversations with Blavid and Kathryn - 30:21







    * What our situation looks like.

    * Unexpected Technical Difficulties and expenses

    * David wants to rant about Edukit

    * Asynchronous vs Synchronous

    * "special" schools



    * Dance majors and how they deal with Corona





    * I think it's cute how the girls have planned lunch zooms once a week with friends

    • 1 hr 3 min
    MADAS 142 | What to look for when choosing flower

    MADAS 142 | What to look for when choosing flower

    MADAS 142 | What to look for when choosing flower

     













    Show Notes

    Libation Corner - 2:31



    * what glass we're using

    * what strains we're smoking

    * what dabs we're dabbing

    * what drinks were drinking  (Don't worry it's after noon)









    Listener Letters - 9:15

    Send in your letters to momanddadarestoned@gmail.com! Share your cannabis story, ask your stoner questions, or request some good old fashioned advice from a mom and dad stoner. We'll field your questions on cannabis, growing, cbd, relationships, parenting, us, you, whatever. We'll look up the answers, stoned! Again, that's momanddadarestoned@gmail.com!



    First I'd like to say I've followed your podcast and before your YouTube channel for quite sometime now and you've shown me how to use marijuana for the healing aspect and it has helped me Soo so much. I use weed for my panic disorder as well as for my borderline personality disorder, and depression with that being said I have to smoke about 3-4 time throughout the day to really get the best medical use from weed and to believe it or not feel alive and not a walking zombie. However this has become pricer than I ever thought it would be now I'm a 22 year old waitress and I try to budget for my weed use but I just haven't gotten it down yet. I run out too soon or wind up smoking more than I necessarily need so I wind up wasting some I think. I guess my question is do you have any tips to maximize my weed I use or to budget better for the plant I need. I also have a bit of diagnose paranoia which overall believe it or not most of the time marijuana helps this however sometimes I will get a certain strain that will make it peak do you have any suggestions for the best strain for that?



    Thanks you and I can't wait to hear Kathryn's and Dave's advice



    * Stick to that budget!

    * Consider buying some extras when you do have money, like pre rolls or a small amount of weed.

    * Look into places that sell shake, popcorn or trim. Learn the daily deals of your dispensary and shop accordingly. Shop around if you can.

    * Snaps, snapper bowl with cannabis

    * Try dry herb vaping, because your weed has a much longer shelf life that way

    * Buy hemp and cut your weed, especially if some strains give you paranoia

    * Consider buying CBD vape pens. These help enormously with the addicting rituals of smoking. I am obsessed with Avida cbd pens right now. Try using one of those for one of your sessions, and then pairing with a snap.

    * Keep a record of how much you're smoking, if it's working, and any strains that make your disorders worse.









    Stoned Conversations with Blavid and Kathryn - 22:51

    What to look for when choosing flower



    * Smell

    * Shape - hand trimmed vs machine trimmed

    * Are dense buds good buds?

    * Color - lighter colored weed isn't good weed

    * Does size matter?

    * Crystals

    * Hairs (pistils)

    * Packaging - test results and bud info.

    * What about plants?



    What's going on in Dave's grow? - 39:13



    The End of the Show - 45:30

    We've made it to the end of the show! Big thanks to all of you who make it this far! This is where we ask you guys to help support the show in one of several ways. First off, tell your friends and family about us, recommend the show when you can, and don't forget to subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode. You can also leave us a rating and a review in itunes, or wherever you listen to podcasts. We love to read reviews on the show when we get them so if you'd like to hear your review shouted ...

    • 49 min
    Stoner Fails and their Remedies

    Stoner Fails and their Remedies

    MADAS 141 | Stoner Fails and their Remedies



    Libation Corner  2:13



    * what glass we're using

    * what strains we're smoking

    * what dabs we're dabbing

    * what drinks were drinking









    Listener Letters  12:45

    Send in your letters to momanddadarestoned@gmail.com! Share your cannabis story, ask your stoner questions, or request some good old fashioned advice from a mom and dad stoner. We'll field your questions on cannabis, growing, cbd, relationships, parenting, us, you, whatever. We'll look up the answers, stoned! Again, that's momanddadarestoned@gmail.com!



    Katherine & Blavid,



    I’m a fellow stoner mom and your show had helped me in so many ways. I’ve been successfully treating anxiety and depression with marijuana and I appreciate that you help remove the stigma associated with moms who use marijuana (medicinally AND recreationally). Thank you!



    I have question about my homegrow - hoping you and David could help! My best friend is doing her first outdoor grow from seed, and she very generously gifted one of the girls to me! It was about 18” tall and in a 5 gallon container when she gave it to me. I’ve been keeping it outside, but (for legal reasons) I need to move it indoors soon. I have a grow light (borrowed from my generous mom, so I don’t know what type or any details) and I can afford a small tent. My question is: Can I pull this first grow off with a light and tent (no fancy duct work or fans) and will my plant be ok going from an outdoor to indoor environment? I read where you can get a plant to flower indoors, so should I wait until it starts to flower? How do I know the right timing? And what are your suggestions on water/nutrients. Would worm castings be enough? I listened to your episode on how to do a home grow for beginners (without all the expensive equipment), which is what gave me the confidence to try my own! I just need more guidance on how to do it in a stealthy way... my neighbors are too close! Any advice would be appreciated! Thanks so much!



    -Taylor (Nashville, TN)



    P.S.



    I think you need to play a drinking game where you have to drink every time you say, “Is this the worst podcast ever?” (I would totally do the same thing, which is why it’s so funny to me!)



    Also, I’m glad David changed his IG from @wgoidg - that was a tough one!



    I love your show and I feel like I’m hanging out with my friends when I listen to you two! Keep up the good work :)



    Thanks so much for your awesome letter! Send in your letters to momanddadarestoned@gmail.com







    Stoned Conversations with Blavid and Kathryn  21:08

    Stoner Fails - normal s****y things that happen when consuming weed



    * [ ] spilled bong water

    * [ ] spilled grinder

    * [ ] burning shit with your cherry

    * [ ] poison gas

    * [ ] drinking bong water

    * [ ] breaking glass and pieces

    * [ ] new vaporizer taste

    * [ ] avoiding coughing

    * [ ] munchies

    * [ ] being too high



    What's going on in Dave's grow?  47:23



    The End of the Show  52:54

    We've made it to the end of the show! Big thanks to all of you who make it this far! This is where we ask you guys to help support the show in one of several ways. First off, tell your friends and family about us, recommend the show when you can, and don't forget to subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode. You can also leave us a rating and a review in itunes, or wherever you listen to podcasts. We love to read reviews on the show when we get them so if you'd like to hear your review shouted ou...

    • 59 min
    Stoner Binge

    Stoner Binge

    What's up stoners! You are listening to Mom and Dad are Stoned, a podcast for responsible cannabis users brought to you by TheStonerMom.com! I am The Stoner Mom but you call me Kathryn and I'm joined as always by my husband David. In this podcast we pour a couple drinks, smoke a little weed, and talk about all cannabis, our lives, the world, and more!

    Episode 140 | Stoner Binge









    Libation Corner  - 1:55



    * what glass we're using

    * what strains we're smoking

    * what dabs we're dabbing

    * what drinks were drinking









    Listener Letters - 10:02

    Send in your letters to momanddadarestoned@gmail.com! Share your cannabis story, ask your stoner questions, or request some good old fashioned advice from a mom and dad stoner. We'll field your questions on cannabis, growing, cbd, relationships, parenting, us, you, whatever. We'll look up the answers, stoned! Again, that's momanddadarestoned@gmail.com!



    Hey Kathryn and Blavid (hehe - clearly inviting myself into this inside joke...) I adore you guys and the show! I am a newer fan of MADAS, the stonermom.com AND happy flower company! I am currently smoking on Golden Cherry and your AC Diesel crumble as my hemp/cbd option which I love - thank you guys for the incredible impact you’ve had on not just my stoner life, but my holistic health and well-being :) it means so much to share such a strong passion with others and to know there are others out there like me!



    I am also a newly certified medical cannabis patient! I recently moved to a medically-legal state so everything is “official” now but I’ve been enjoying cannabis medicinally and recreationally for about 7 years - truly life changing. I wanted to thank you for sharing your personal story because it's one that I can completely identify with. Cannabis has had a profound effect on my lifelong journey with generalized anxiety disorder and other anxiety-related conditions. I find cannabis allows me to experience a state of being where I can constructively utilize my mind's potential and not be consumed by my overactive, obsessive, fear-based, self-critical mind! I find more creativity, appreciation for the smaller things in life and a place of no judgment - just peace, love and acceptance. It is the safest, most at home feeling I've ever experienced and, like you, am eager to share this secret with the world! Thank you for being a spokesperson for the rest of us while we discover ways to make an impact as well.



    Now that we got through the mushy stuff, I have a few questions to contribute on topics I haven’t yet heard you discuss - (I’m still making my way through old videos) Feel free to cover as many or few as you like!



    * I recently bought an XVAPE Aria - this is my first experience with a dry herb vaporizer and I have to say I didn’t love it - the bud tasted charred like literal charcoal, honestly I think it tastes better burned by smoking than it does in this. Everything I read and watched raved about the amazing flavor and I kind of wanted to throw up (sorry David if that triggers your ptsd from the recent ISO experience - hehehe thanks for sharing, I’m still laughing about it) - do you have any tips for maximizing your vape experience and the best temperature settings for flower vs concentrate? [Especially crumble - or how to use crumble in general :)}



    Dry herb temps

    Optimum Flavor350-370°F



    Mind High370-390°F



    Body High390-410°F



    Rest410-430°F



    * Do you ever make or cook your own edibles, concentrates, anything from flower form? I have been doing this for years - my favorite is firecrackers with haz...

    • 1 hr 29 min
    The Spooky Stoner

    The Spooky Stoner

    What's up stoners! You are listening to Mom and Dad are Stoned, a podcast for responsible cannabis users brought to you by TheStonerMom.com! I am The Stoner Mom but you call me Kathryn and I'm joined as always by my husband David. In this podcast we pour a couple drinks, smoke a little weed, and talk about all cannabis, our lives, the world, and more!









    Libation Corner - 2:25



    * what glass we're using

    * what strains we're smoking

    * what dabs we're dabbing

    * what drinks were drinking









    Corona Time - 16:41

    The weeks updates on stoners living through a deadly pandemic



    * how is everyone feeling? Mentally and sick-wise

    * Colorado's coronavirus landscape



    * Still lots of people wearing mask in our part of town

    * Went to a smaller town and NOBODY was wearing masks





    * Lanai makeover now has a projector in it and more mother f*****g plants!

    * Girl's bathroom project still underway

    * Last Record we Bought: Gish, Flower Boy, Boys for Pele









    Listener Letters - 30:28

    Send in your letters to momanddadarestoned@gmail.com! Share your cannabis story, ask your stoner questions, or request some good old fashioned advice from a mom and dad stoner. We'll field your questions on cannabis, growing, cbd, relationships, parenting, us, you, whatever. We'll look up the answers, stoned! Again, that's momanddadarestoned@gmail.com!

    What were dispensaries like in Colorado when cannabis first became medically legal? My state is set to open its first 5 dispensaries some time this year, I hope. There will be very limited products I'm sure, and no flower allowed. Also, as a regular user of flower, what should I try to get at the dispensary ,vape pen, tinctures? Thanks for all you do! I love your web site and being a member! Tell David to put up those videos of his grow!



    Stay medicated, April H

    Thanks so much for your awesome letter! Send in your letters to momanddadarestoned@gmail.com







    Stoned Conversations with Blavid and Kathryn - 42:00

    This is were we stondedly talk about our recent experience with Riverdale Road, the most haunted road in America. Let me tell you folks we drove on it twice and it was pretty scary (for the daytime).

    What's going on in Dave's grow? - 54:02



    The End of the Show - 58:32

    We've made it to the end of the show! Big thanks to all of you who make it this far! This is where we ask you guys to help support the show in one of several ways. First off, tell your friends and family about us, recommend the show when you can, and don't forget to subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode. You can also leave us a rating and a review in itunes, or wherever you listen to podcasts. We love to read reviews on the show when we get them so if you'd like to hear your review shouted out, leave us one.



    Other ways to support us are to check out thestonermom.com. That site has been up for the last six years and it is our online home where you can learn more about us and cannabis with articles, photos, and lots and lots of videos.



    Lastly, we also encourage you to check out Happy Flower Company! That is our family owned online hemp store. There you can legally purchase our CBD and terpene rich smokeable hemp buds. It is our pride and joy, and we are so happy when listeners of the show become customers! Please use code MADAS15 for 15% off your purchase!



    Alright guys,

    • 1 hr 1 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
137 Ratings

137 Ratings

ladyyyyy124 ,

I love you guys!

Hey mom and dad, since i can not leave a review on Spotify here i am! I have been binge listening to you guys since episode one I’m currently in 2018 lol the chemistry you two have is so amazing I just love you two together, and omg I have to say Kathryn you are my spirit animal definitely one of my layers is the stoner mom. Thank you for always being honest and true to yourself. Not many people are that way anymore, and I f- ing appreciate it lol love you guys!

jbear494 ,

Love, love, love this podcast!

I have been following The Stoner Mom for years and she consistently puts out content and products I love, the stonermom.com and Happy Flower Hemp for example! Kathryn is brilliant and David adds so many funny moments and valuable information about cannabis! All in all this is a 5 star pod! I go back to the beginning and listen to it for fun!

Samantha Greg ,

Hi guys!

Hi guys!! I love listening to you guys so much, I always look forward to a new ep! I also wanted to say that I love happy flower company!!! The flower is amazing and helps me so much!!! Also just wanted to let y’all know the code MADAS doesn’t work or I at least couldn’t get it to work. Love you guys hope you are staying sane!

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