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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

My Momma Told Me Big Money Players

    • Comedy
    • 4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

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    Tooth Fast, Tooth Furious: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Tooth Fast, Tooth Furious: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Langston and David answer a listener's email about finding a woman with no teeth.

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE.

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    • 30 min
    Curl, You Know It's True? (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

    Curl, You Know It's True? (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

    Langston and David open up the numerous emails we received about S Curl models and whether or not they exist. Some listeners share personal stories of knowing someone who did model and some just want to note that they met B2K in the process. If you believe you have additional information about S Curl models OR were one, reach out to us! Who knows, you could be a future guest on the pod. But that's it, if we give you all too much power it's gonna be a goddamn mess, and not the good kind! 

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    • 53 min
    Jigga-Baloo: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Jigga-Baloo: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Langston and David discuss last week's argument David had with his girlfriend. They both take a deep dive into The Jungle Book and who Baloo represents. Also, Langston is a Shere Khan stan.

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE.

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    • 31 min
    UFO aka Unidentified Floating Ocean (with Jeff Wright)

    UFO aka Unidentified Floating Ocean (with Jeff Wright)

    Are aliens actually living in the deep sea? Langston and David dive with Jeff Wright (Late Night with Seth Meyers) into this conspiracy theory. Why have we spent so much money on NASA and not as much on ocean exploration? Are the fish we're eating the "dumb" aliens? Why is the Little Mermaid a sell-out? More questions ahead of this episode, plus what areas of Denver have Black people? All we know is it's not the mountain areas.

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    • 51 min
    Nut If You Must: Motherf*ckin' Mini Episode

    Nut If You Must: Motherf*ckin' Mini Episode

    David holds down this week's mini episode and answers a listener's email about semen backing up shower pipes. Plus, he shares his latest argument with his girlfriend.

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE.

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    • 10 min
    Big Pappa Has Arrived (with Will Ferrell)

    Big Pappa Has Arrived (with Will Ferrell)

    Langston and David are visited by Big Money Players head honcho, Will Ferrell, on this week's episode. Questions arise: will this guest alienate our listeners? Who is "Pappa"? Why does he want to drink pee so badly? He shares personal conspiracies regarding the cure for athlete's foot and more Stevie Wonder stories. Plus, a round of quid pro quo hoe gets him to answer the hard-hitting questions. There's no escaping this one, white devil!

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE.

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    • 1 hr 32 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
1.3K Ratings

1.3K Ratings

A pmp named Sweetback ,

Subscribed for months

Can you stop in the Bay Area on your next tour 🤡.

hdjakdha ,

Thumbs up

Honestly a really good show. Makes you think and laugh

Akshara C ,

A favorite

Langston and David are both somewhat reasonable and very unhinged, I love it. They always return back to the source of evil, the white devil, which I appreciate the most. Sometimes they talk about sports and I have no idea what they’re talking about but I still listen.

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