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eD! and Jeff are back to talk about a wide assortment of topics, including chocolate bars, language-learning apps, and sunflower seeds!



And, y'know, all the stuff from the "Far Out" Apple event that happened on Wednesday. You knew that already, though, since, like, when do we not talk about the bazillions of dollars we just hand our pals in Cupertino?

eD! and Jeff discuss all the happenings at WWDC, beguiling TikTok videos, the horrors of exercise, and Bluetooth-enabled water bottles!



Also they talk about where they've been for four months and, spoiler, it's none of your business, jackass.



But, as an apology, here's a DALL·E image of a hamster making it rain, which should make things better for everyone:

eD! and Jeff stick to their new every-other-week schedule like the extremely dedicated heroes they are to discuss only the hottest topics of the day, even though that day was a few weeks ago!



You want example topics? Put on some socks, 'cause we're about to knock your goofy ass outta 'em!



The newest cast memeber for "Fast 10", and eD!'s dream casting for Vin Diesel's non-John Cena brother!Jeff's mind-altered snacking shenanigans!Spoilers for movies that are between 14 and 37 years old!Jeff's funeral plans!Shiny new toys!Memories of operating systems gone by!And apple juice, because we're not afraid to get controversial!

eD! and Jeff get back together like a sexy podcasting Voltron to discuss the horrors of feet, the glory of the "Weird Al" biopic, the ongoing nightmare that is the threat of COVID Dick, the heartbreak of heroes lost, the excitement of new sportsball heroes, and memories from decades gone by of a dude who should have been wearing a lot more on the beach!



Also, no Dave this episode, so this is a perfect soundtrack for those sexytimes you might be hoping to have tonight, although this episode is longer than 15 seconds so it might not be the best idea you ever had, endurance-wise.



Oh, yeah, we're going to be releasing these things every other week from now on, and we're already ahead of the game, prepared-episode-wise, so no more 27 year gaps between episodes, probably.



And if you want to get those lightbulbs that eD! talks about, homies, we got you.

eD! and Jeff talk about Thanksgiving food preferences, feelings on parades, weird eyebrows, eD!’s teeth, and all sorts of other crap!



Listen to this instead of the crazed rantings of your uncle that’s on Facebook too frequently, it’ll be way better.

eD! and Jeff discuss all the happenings at the September Apple Event!



And also Niki Minaj’s cousin’s balls. Yeah, it’s a weird one.