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At long last, we return to the world of NeoScum and revisit its colorful cavalcade of characters. Friends, enemies, lovers, strangers... and maybe even the NeoScum themselves.
// As the NeoScum Epilogue explores the entire extended NSU (NeoScum Universe™) — including one-off bits from several years ago, never-before-seen figures only ever alluded to, as well as characters and events from Patreon-exclusive NeoScum Gaiden episodes — it can be a lot to keep straight. For your convenience, we have provided an index of the various characters and their original (or primary) appearance in the show.
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PP Prologue
The PPs are the PPsKronksaur, the non-canonical time-traveling dinosaur, is mentioned throughout the show when harassing GannonIntro
Orgene first appears in Ep 6: Kannabis JakSamantha Argyle first appears in Ep 1 of the SunUp Gaiden, and first (properly) appears on the main feed in Ep 56: The HuntMotel Owners
The Motel Owners first appear in Ep 30: Neo VacancyThe Lich
The Lich’s acolytes first appear in Ep 81: Neo Genesis EvangeliscumThe Lich appears in Ep 82: Voice of ShadowsBlue Star
Ratz first appears in Ep 80: Way of RatzSunUp
HnZ is briefly mentioned in Ep 1: Darkmovers, then does not appear until Ep 4 of the One Shot crossover. He reappears with the rest of SunUp in the SunUp Gaiden seriesTGIFridays
Bob Flenderson first appears in Ep 62: Blow This SceneBob is played by John Patrick Coan (JPC)Jelly first appears in Ep 1 of the One Shot Crossover EpisodesDeath Race
Pandora is first mentioned Ep 5: We Are NeoScum and first appears in the Sister’s Keeper GaidenLydo briefly appears Ep 20: The Come Down and then properly appears in the Sister’s Keeper Gaiden.Beer Greg appears in Ep 77: Join The Party (after being teased in Ep 76)Kannabis Jak first appears in (the aptly titled) Ep 6: Kannabis JakLiteralist Parking
The parking attendant robot first appears in Ep 44: Bad LotThe Literalists first appear in Ep 12: Retail TherapyBarft Vada first appears in Ep 27: Ursa MayhemBarft is played by Rashawn ScottGood Boy and BZB
Beel Z Bub first appears in Ep 16: Quarter to DeadEdmund Fitzgerald Kennedy (Good Boy) first properly appears in Ep 41: A Few Good Boys but he and his family get blown up in Ep 8: Appointment with DestinyGood Boy is played by Jonah Cooper.Shirley and Max
Shirley Guzman first appears in Ep 11: Born to RunMax first appears in Ep 5: We are NeoScumScript Reading
Alan Thatcher first appears in Ep 4: Fight NightGrant Junctal first appears in Ep 10: Lights, Camera, Magic! (where it's mentioned he's based on Chr*s Pr*tt)Grimaldo Goodfeather can be found in the SunUp Gaiden and fighting the Giga Giant in Ep 100: Scum Together (Finale, Act I)The Doctor with the Cocktor first appears in Ep 49: Last RightsMerv The Birb first appears in Ep 88: Scummer’s FiveBrandon Sanderson (the mysterious beast) is mentioned in Ep 88: Scummer’s FiveThe Mettinrahl Estate
Bag Mettinrahl first appears in Ep 43: New Year, New MexicoMerinway and Bag Mettnirahl both appear in Ep 47: Ride AlongMerinway is played by Meredith StepienCorporate Survival
Scott Free first properly appears in Ep 31: Do Not DisturbKyle Guntch and Tré Santivo both appear in the Corporate Survival GaidenPornus Fettywap first appears in Ep 35: Whimpers and BangsBloodbutt's Body Shop
Bloodbutt first appears in Ep 12: Retail TherapyGoff first appears in Ep 70: Raining DeathAmon (the Z-scarred orc) briefly appears in Ep 58: Haunting Ground, returns at the end of Ep 97: Spirit of Xanadu, then finally in Ep 100: Scum TogetherCandy Crush Casino
Prugl appears in the Miners of Ür GaidenDreek first appears in Ep 50: 50/50 (this isn't exactly Dreek — he's still dead — but you get the idea)Holden Roth first appears in Ep 70: Raining DeathThe Starscourge Brandon
Pat Rothfuss first appears in Ep 89: All InPat Rothfuss is played by Patrick RothfussNana and Lala
Nana first appears in Ep 13: No Looking BackLala first appears in Ep 19: Night ShiftBlis

End of the road, folks. We've put a lot of miles on this baby but she still runs well. Open the windows, close your eyes, and enjoy this one last ride.

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Hell is real and the devil is here. Under fiery skies and raining blood, the NeoScum — half in the grave already — are assaulted by an overwhelming force. It's the penultimate chapter of this storied tale, and any end awaits.

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With miles between them and the clash of gunfire and gigagiant, the NeoScum take refuge at Manuelder's garage. There's a lot to unpack, but at least they're safe. ...They are safe, right? Why's this blurb still going? They're safe, right??
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Kaiju-level calamity approaches and the NeoScum want nothing to do with it. But before they go, a reunion is in order. Well, two if you're Dak, but who's counting.

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The NeoScum finally reach the facility housing Z's body, and gain entry in a spectacular fashion. Unfortunately, they're not the only guests due for a visit.

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