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Two towering intellects disguised as comedians dissect international news and bring a new and refreshing take on things happening in the world, big and small. This is a satirical show, none of the views or opinions expressed in it are representative of the personal views of the people stating them. Everything is said with a thick (big booty) layer of sarcasm. For video version of the podcast, subscribe to Comedy Noir YouTube channel. Please follow us on FB, Instagram and Twitter (@newsnoirpod).

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Two towering intellects disguised as comedians dissect international news and bring a new and refreshing take on things happening in the world, big and small. This is a satirical show, none of the views or opinions expressed in it are representative of the personal views of the people stating them. Everything is said with a thick (big booty) layer of sarcasm. For video version of the podcast, subscribe to Comedy Noir YouTube channel. Please follow us on FB, Instagram and Twitter (@newsnoirpod).

    #21 - UK Kids Have Changed, Crayfish Saves Us From Zombies, Charity Means Sacrifice +more

    #21 - UK Kids Have Changed, Crayfish Saves Us From Zombies, Charity Means Sacrifice +more

    This week - as always - in our trademark (allegedly) hilarious style, we are discussing most urgent and highly important news of the week without being distracted by irrelevant stuff like global pandemic and US election. In this episode: // Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery // UK govt investigates after pupils raise questions about balding asylum-seeker who claims to be 15 but ‘LOOKS ABOUT 40’ // Jews make up the lowest share of Europe's population for 1,000 years as France sees surge in emigration due to anti-Semitism // Poland abortion ruling: Police use pepper spray against protesters

    • 36 min
    #20 - Finland Bans D**k Pics, UK Needs More Prisoners, Your Nudes Are Available Online

    #20 - Finland Bans D**k Pics, UK Needs More Prisoners, Your Nudes Are Available Online

    Last week saw some fascinating news that we are glad to dissect for you in Episode 20: // London Bridge attack: Steven Gallant up for early release after confronting knifeman // Finland will jail men who send unsolicited 'd**k pics' // Fake naked photos of thousands of women shared online

    • 37 min
    #19 - Librarians Make Millions, All Celebrities Are Pro-Trump, Child Labour Is The Future

    #19 - Librarians Make Millions, All Celebrities Are Pro-Trump, Child Labour Is The Future

    In Episode 19, we cover the following headlines that caught our attention this week: // A former Austin Library employee is accused of stealing $1.3M in printer toner // Muslim Imam Arrested in Huge Child Pornography Bust // 'Kid Influencers' Classed As Child Labour Under New French Law

    • 41 min
    #18 - NASA Presents Space Toilet, Swedes Are Bad At Being Bad, Julian Assange Is James Bond +more

    #18 - NASA Presents Space Toilet, Swedes Are Bad At Being Bad, Julian Assange Is James Bond +more

    In Episode 18, we discuss the following hilarious events that happened over the last week: // Nasa Wallops launch: Astronauts to test new $23m toilet at space station // Swedish Police: New Gang Culture Emerged from Second-Generation Migrants // Auschwitz director offers to serve time in place of 13-year-old Nigerian sentenced to 10 years for blasphemy //  Latest twist in Assange saga like a Bond plot 

    • 47 min
    #17 - Australians Abuse Brits, Russian Politics Is Still The Best Sitcom, Prison Term For TripAdvisor Review +more

    #17 - Australians Abuse Brits, Russian Politics Is Still The Best Sitcom, Prison Term For TripAdvisor Review +more

    In this episode, we discuss some outrageously hilarious world news. Headlines are: // Tory MP Says He Will Not Take Unconscious Bias Training; Trump ‘Exactly Right’ to Ban ‘Indoctrination’ // Investigation launched into Australian backpacker visas // Australia asks Google to remove images from top of sacred site Uluru // ‘I have absolutely no clue’ Head of rural settlement in Russia’s Kostroma Region loses election to the dummy candidate he selected // American faces two years in prison for posting unflattering TripAdvisor review of Thailand island resort

    • 27 min
    #16 - COVID Is Harsh On Criminals, Tesla Is The Best Getaway Car, Avoid Ukrainian Hospitals +more

    #16 - COVID Is Harsh On Criminals, Tesla Is The Best Getaway Car, Avoid Ukrainian Hospitals +more

    In Episode 16, we discuss the following news of the week: // Double-amputee's wife is asked to take her husband's severed legs away from Ukrainian hospital in a sack // Puppy prices soar during coronavirus lockdown // Man charged after Canadian police find him asleep at wheel of self-driving car // Billionaire Chuck Feeney achieves goal of giving away his fortune

    • 41 min

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