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A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat! Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie

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    • 4.9 • 323 Ratings

A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat! Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat

    S6E34 - An Errand Is Its Own Reward

    S6E34 - An Errand Is Its Own Reward

    Getting sidetracked on sidetracks, we find a town where a man is missing a vase. So we find all the vase pieces and help him reassemble it. Then we go fight a Jumbo Cactaur and try to kill Bahamut.


     


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    • 42 min
    S6E33 - This Isn’t Cool but It’s What Has to Be Done

    S6E33 - This Isn’t Cool but It’s What Has to Be Done

    It’s time to go get Rinoa back from Esthar so we decide to travel the world looking for side quests. We go to Shumi Village and get a quest to find some stones, then try to get rid of random, and eventually wind up at a deep sea research facility.


     


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    • 1 hr
    S6E32 - I Feel Bad Remembering These Things

    S6E32 - I Feel Bad Remembering These Things

    It’s time to clear out the Ragnarok of an alien infestation, then have a romantic re-entry into the atmosphere. It turns out Rinoa is a sorceress, so she decides to let Esthar imprison her, so we let that happen and meet back up with the team to find out how we’re going to save Rinoa from Esthar.


     


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    • 1 hr 3 min
    S6E31 - It’s Time to Hug Down

    S6E31 - It’s Time to Hug Down

    Rinoa frees the old Sorceress right as the Lunar Cry happens. Monsters fall to Earth. Rinoa gets lost in space. Will Squall save her? Is it time for hugs?


     


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    • 1 hr 15 min
    S6E30 - Eckman’s Gun

    S6E30 - Eckman’s Gun

    Squall is in space, so we take Zell and Edea to hop on the Lunatic Pandora! But that doesn’t go as planned, so we cut back over to Squall and finally begin questioning Ellone.


     


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    • 1 hr 17 min
    S6E29 - The Overthinkening

    S6E29 - The Overthinkening

    We set out to find the Lunar gate, and discover what direction is east. Esthar is a complicated city to explore.


     


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    • 58 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
323 Ratings

323 Ratings

OmahaRon ,

Shouldn’t work, but it really does

It shouldn’t work to listen to people play a game, but in this case it really does. Real time play mixed with post game commentary makes it all easy and fun to follow. I really like FF games, but doubt I’ll ever play all of them so this is a great way to experience them. And what an editing nightmare it must be - kudos to Jeff and Ryan for taking the time to put it all together. Finally, dude friendships can be hard to come by for many; it’s cool how good of a friendship these guys have. Probably why it all works so well.

crawlkill ,

A weird treasure, perfect for people who love, hate or are confused by FF

about six months ago I thought to myself, "I wonder if there's a podcast where they play every Final Fantasy. hah, I bet it has a really ridiculous name." so I googled play...every...final...fantasy podcast, and behold

No One Can Know About This came up

NOCKAT is a timelessly confused podcast where they play every FF game (so far, up to 7, in US release order, so 1-4-6-7). they cut it up into one-hour chunks and include recordings from the play sessions, from meals and reflections surrounding the play sessions, and post commentary from the editing bay. the result is a version of Final Fantasy that's wayyy more digestable than, like, actually playing these awful games, peppered--no, fully salted--with deranged tangents about where the Jerky Boys are now and whether or not Reno is still the biggest little city in the world. at one point we receive a full pitch for Bill and Ted 3, before that was a real thing: they should've made NOCKAT's.

even if you don't care about Final Fantasy--and this show will make you both care a lot and remind you that you shouldn't care at all, not just about Final Fantasy, but maybe about anything, ever--this is a good listen. check it out.

Iwannacapo ,

Just the best.

Best podcast i’ve ever listened to, about to start relistening for the third time lol

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