164 episodes

Terminally single comedians, Jessie Jolles & Claire Burns, no longer believe love exists. Thankfully for us, they’re selflessly in the trenches dating to prove they are right. Laugh with them while they regale us with their dating woes and bring on special guests like a dating coach to dissect their profiles, an ex to explain what went wrong, fellow comedians to share their stories of dating, and actual blind dates that happen in the studio. Listen each week to see what new evidence they’ll have that love will never exist for them.

No Such Thing As Love JawBurns

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 208 Ratings

Terminally single comedians, Jessie Jolles & Claire Burns, no longer believe love exists. Thankfully for us, they’re selflessly in the trenches dating to prove they are right. Laugh with them while they regale us with their dating woes and bring on special guests like a dating coach to dissect their profiles, an ex to explain what went wrong, fellow comedians to share their stories of dating, and actual blind dates that happen in the studio. Listen each week to see what new evidence they’ll have that love will never exist for them.

    SPECIAL EPISODE: Jessie and Claire Present

    SPECIAL EPISODE: Jessie and Claire Present

    It turns out Jessie & Claire can't stay away from oversharing for too long. They popped back on their mics to tell you about their VIRTUAL live show coming up on 9.28 at 8pm EST. But it doesn't stop there! They also had to share about the latest with the matchmaker and a new crush for Claire and Jessie's big trip home with Mr Boyfriend to meet family! 

    Undoubtedly you'll want more of their updates and antics so buy your ticket with the link below to watch online live or even watch the recording later. They're just desperate for you to watch!

    https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jessie-claire-present-its-a-show-tickets-422179178287

    • 14 min
    Following The Fun

    Following The Fun

    What a wild ride it's been. Jessie and Claire started No Such Thing As Love as a live show 5 years ago to share their silly dating stories with other comedians. After countless good, bad, and meh moments and 3+ years of the podcast, it's time to close this chapter. The ladies spend this last episode reminiscing about all the ridiculous dates, hilarious points of view, and most importantly, the growth they've experienced along the way. 

    Stay tuned for their exciting new monthly video show starting in September! 

    • 41 min
    Touching Your Love Language

    Touching Your Love Language

    Mistaken text identities, mismatched love languages, and missed calendar tasks. Claire did a some swooning and reflecting while watching Wolverine tap in some snug pants. Jessie has been working on what her new love language means now that she's out of her coffin. Both ladies want a pool but one on her finger and the other at her toes.  

    • 51 min
    Fight Level 1 Achieved

    Fight Level 1 Achieved

    Is a relationship real before you have the first big fight? Or you take him shopping with your best friend? Both things happened this week and the ladies, and Boyfriend, lived to tell the tales. Claire was officially asked to join a polyamorous relationship aka a volleyball team and Jessie over prepped for a night of cyber lovin' that never was.

    • 45 min
    Right to Bare Forearms

    Right to Bare Forearms

    Show me that forearm, Chef. Jessie & Claire chat about the hotness of a muscular forearm and the primal loin tingles that it causes. But the tingles don't stop there. Show them a curvy calf and a bold brow and they'll be weak in the knees. They ladies make their way down a body and end abruptly with idea of sitting on a lap. The good news is they have a big shopping trip coming up with Boyfriend and thanks to a nice guy, Claire is going to give team sports another try. 

    (end song Stray Cat Strut by Stray Cats)

    • 51 min
    Travel Communication

    Travel Communication

    Live from the beach and fresh off a successful communication. 

    • 38 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
208 Ratings

208 Ratings

FrancesLVM ,

Come back!!

The most real dating pod out there. Hope they come back!

vab813 ,

Hilarious

Great show!

Damp231465 ,

Don’t go!!

I’m sad. :(

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