91 episodes

NOT REALLY is a new podcast about how to be fabulous, who to avoid, what not to wear, and why nothing matters, hosted by two of New York City's most subversive cultural crackpots. Hosts Paul and Patrik spent their twenties gaining credibility in the fashion trenches and now their thirties are all about getting even. Join them and their uproarious roster of suspicious New York somebodies, as they weigh in on topics they have no right to discuss.
Designers, drag queens, performers, and pop stars will convene to prove that when it comes to life, love, and the pursuit of artistry, there's NOT REALLY a rulebook.

NOT REALLY Paul & Patrik

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 230 Ratings

NOT REALLY is a new podcast about how to be fabulous, who to avoid, what not to wear, and why nothing matters, hosted by two of New York City's most subversive cultural crackpots. Hosts Paul and Patrik spent their twenties gaining credibility in the fashion trenches and now their thirties are all about getting even. Join them and their uproarious roster of suspicious New York somebodies, as they weigh in on topics they have no right to discuss.
Designers, drag queens, performers, and pop stars will convene to prove that when it comes to life, love, and the pursuit of artistry, there's NOT REALLY a rulebook.

    "But Actually Choir Boys"

    "But Actually Choir Boys"

    Oprah's disembodied netherworld, Elliot with one T, choir boys on cruise ships, gastric bypass surgery, Demi Lovato's struggles, prestige television, the Oscars, etc.!
    Check out Patrik on two other podcasts this week, Sexy Unique Podcast and Dial #Dan. 
    Today's theme: "Rowdy Friends" by Choir Boy (Hank Williams Jr. cover)
    Subscribe at patreon.com/notreally for the full episode! 

    • 2 min
    "Not Really Autoplay"

    "Not Really Autoplay"

    We talk about America's America problem, Great Britain's Great Britain problem, and the whole f*****g problem with the stupid f*****g world. 
    Plus: Paul breaks his silence on his replacement best friend Anna Delvey. 
    Today's theme: "Someone's Calling" by Modern English
    Sign up at patreon.com/notreally for bonus episodes including our recent ep with Sky Ferreira! 

    • 1 hr 11 min
    "But Actually Baby One More Time"

    "But Actually Baby One More Time"

    Sky Ferreira is back to talk about growing up in proximity to the Jacksons, Star Search, MTV's Total Request Live, boy bands, contemporary pop lore, young Hollywood misadventures, presents from Taylor Swift, writing songs for undisclosed pop divas, the Swedish sound factory, and all things Britney Spears.

    Plus: Lindsay Lohan dressed as Elizabeth Taylor wielding a gun at the Chateau Marmont.
     

    Today's theme: "Anticipating" by Britney Spears
     
    FOR THE FULL EPISODE, SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon at patreon.com/notreally! 
     

    • 4 min
    "Not Really Had To Be There"

    "Not Really Had To Be There"

    AIDS conspiracies, PrEP+ drama, WeHo bodies, hairlessness, Bobby Trendy, Anna Nicole Smith, prison sex, MTV's The Real World, locker room memories of sex symbol Eric Nies, committing gym fraud, fake i.d.s, Crunch Fitness, Brooklyn Raves, fashion parties, sexual assault, Cuomosexuals, hetero subcultures, ABC's The Bachelor, Brentwood hellos, film reviews, gay nightmares, fashion drama, the works! 
    Today's theme: "Gray Wave City" by Geneva Jacuzzi
    Subscribe for bonus episodes at patreon.com/notreally 

    • 1 hr 9 min
    "Not Really Music"

    "Not Really Music"

    We're back and explain where we've been. We get into Mercury retrograde, mourning the loss of Sophie, Valentine's Day, Anna Delvey's prison release, Sherry Pie's Tamron Hall appearance, season 13 of Drag Race and then Paul reviews Sia's directorial debut, Music. 
    Had to pause there. 
    Then we talk about Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar, the New York Times's Britney Spears documentary, defending Diane Sawyer and David Letterman, "The Wendy Wiliams Event," and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. 
    Today's theme: "Sunscreen (Forever Edit)" by SOPHIE featuring LIZ
    For more please subscribe to the patreon! Patreon.com/NotReally
     

    • 1 hr 10 min
    "But Actually Anything" *Teaser*

    "But Actually Anything" *Teaser*

    Subscribe to our patreon at patreon.com/notreally 
    Seriously! Let Liza Minnelli explain. 
     

    • 2 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
230 Ratings

230 Ratings

doggiesatnight ,

we love you

i can’t believe it’s taken this long to patreon, all my lost weekends are coming home. best podcast on earth. these mommas break it down while the entire shithouse goes up in flames.

Thisisnothere ,

See review:

Insufferable.

Bessie411 ,

What a delight

I’m SO grateful a friend recommended this podcast. Patrik and Paul deliver consistently hilarious and spot on commentary. I love hearing all of their takes, which are way more nuanced and interesting than any other podcast I listen to. I became a member of their Patreon and have LOVED digging into their library during covid, especially the June 2019 ep “Not Really Rank, a FAScinating deep dive into the history of housewives/socialite-related reality TV, WOW. Love your work, god bless

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