Sit down comedy. A series of short spoken essays on inconsequential subjects. One man, an iPad and very rudimentary editing skills. Ever wanted to know more about certain topics and then realised you couldn’t be bothered because it really isn’t important? This is what happens when someone actually follows through. Not in that way, you know what I mean.
Big Bird vs Woodstock - Corn of Justice
In this episode, find out what big budget movie updates of our favourite franchises are doing to our cherished childhood memories. Discover what the best super power for a middle-aged man is, and who would win in a fight between Bird Bird and Woodstock.
A Shot in the Arm
It's time to leave our lockdown refuge and reintegrate into civilised society. But are we ready? Maybe we have let ourselves go a bit. It’s personal grooming 101 time. Fire up the shower, dust down the soap, locate the tweezers. Why is there so much DNA in my shower tray? What languages should you consider learning to improve your oral hygiene? And what is the male equivalent of a lady garden? This spring clean is just the shot in the arm you need!
It's Gym Life but not as We Know It
In this episode, we explore the symbiotic relationship between gym fanatics and those who hate the gym. We discover why Prince Andrew is the ideal gym buddy, why parkour is not for middle-aged men, and the best way to position a mirror so you can check your ring.
Lockdown Part 3 - Accepting Your Inner Troll
Lockdown has turned me, and many others like me, into a troll. What are we to do? How can we tell a colleague that they are crap at their job without them knowing? Is the mute symbol on video calls really a microphone with a line through it? What does it really mean?
Massacre at Downton Abbey
Stately homes in such pleasant, rural backdrops. Murder seems to come to visit on a regular basis. The death toll in the English countryside is getting out of hand. There is a gathering at the manor, Lord Shitbag is going to be murdered. Exercise those little grey cells for ten minutes as we try to figure out who did it.
Could It Be Magic? Probably Not.
In this episode, we discover why, in reality, magic is a bit of a disappointment. Amongst other things we explore why there is no place in academia for gold spandex, why the big cats never ate Siegfried or Roy, and why the sorting hat in my school got it right with me.